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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
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April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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When you pick a flight with penguins, you pick a flight with me.
April 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you pick a flight with penguins, you pick a flight with me.
Don't worry Canada. If the States wants to invade us, they'll send a singing telegram with the plans to the CBC first.
March 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don't worry Canada. If the States wants to invade us, they'll send a singing telegram with the plans to the CBC first.
Great. Now my feed is going to be inundated with ads for "Nasty Canadian" merch
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Great. Now my feed is going to be inundated with ads for "Nasty Canadian" merch
Say what you will about Trudeau... At least he never turned Parliament Hill into a fuckin' showroom.
March 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Say what you will about Trudeau... At least he never turned Parliament Hill into a fuckin' showroom.
Tonight's movie has 9 credited directors
March 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight's movie has 9 credited directors
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I live near the border, meaning I can see Russia from my house.
March 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I live near the border, meaning I can see Russia from my house.
JFC Brody's speech is longer than the fucking movie
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
JFC Brody's speech is longer than the fucking movie
When will Google update their maps to the new name of the Gulf of Russia?
March 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
When will Google update their maps to the new name of the Gulf of Russia?
The fact that I no longer rant and rave and complain 24/7 is a goddamn miracle. On days like this it's a Herculean task to not just vent my spleen all over the place.
I deserve a fucking cookie or something. Maybe a medal. Ooh! Cookie medal! I deserve a cookie medal!
I deserve a fucking cookie or something. Maybe a medal. Ooh! Cookie medal! I deserve a cookie medal!
February 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The fact that I no longer rant and rave and complain 24/7 is a goddamn miracle. On days like this it's a Herculean task to not just vent my spleen all over the place.
I deserve a fucking cookie or something. Maybe a medal. Ooh! Cookie medal! I deserve a cookie medal!
I deserve a fucking cookie or something. Maybe a medal. Ooh! Cookie medal! I deserve a cookie medal!
I tried to tell someone on the phone to "click quit" on their computer and it came out "quick clit", so now I'm moving to a cave somewhere where I can't be found.
February 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I tried to tell someone on the phone to "click quit" on their computer and it came out "quick clit", so now I'm moving to a cave somewhere where I can't be found.
Rumor has it that Phony Stark's little Human Shield told Mango Mussolini "You're not the president, you need to leave."
A fuckin' four year old knows who's really in charge.
A fuckin' four year old knows who's really in charge.
February 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Rumor has it that Phony Stark's little Human Shield told Mango Mussolini "You're not the president, you need to leave."
A fuckin' four year old knows who's really in charge.
A fuckin' four year old knows who's really in charge.
The reason I don't want to live in the 51st state is because I've seen how welcoming Americans are.
February 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The reason I don't want to live in the 51st state is because I've seen how welcoming Americans are.
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I take back everything I said about NYT
February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I take back everything I said about NYT
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You may be rooting for different teams to win the Super Bowl, but we can all root for ketamine to do its job and save the country.
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
You may be rooting for different teams to win the Super Bowl, but we can all root for ketamine to do its job and save the country.
Can't someone slip some Fentanyl into Phony Stark's Ketamine?
February 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Can't someone slip some Fentanyl into Phony Stark's Ketamine?
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"nah grandma, this new internet is way better than before, now you can gamble from the irs payment portal"
[grandpa crying in patriotism] incredible
[grandpa crying in patriotism] incredible
February 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"nah grandma, this new internet is way better than before, now you can gamble from the irs payment portal"
[grandpa crying in patriotism] incredible
[grandpa crying in patriotism] incredible
I've started responding to Americans chirping about taking over Canada to "Fuck around and find oot." And I'm kinda hoping it catches on.
January 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I've started responding to Americans chirping about taking over Canada to "Fuck around and find oot." And I'm kinda hoping it catches on.
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