Kolchak
@kolchak.bsky.social
Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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Whe you’re getting reels promoting Mormonism, it’s time to close Instagram.
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Whe you’re getting reels promoting Mormonism, it’s time to close Instagram.
Why haven’t there been any arrests yet?
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Why haven’t there been any arrests yet?
Pam Bondi’s legacy will be:
1) Redacting the names of people discussing murder for hire, torture and child rape.
2) Hopefully getting impeached.
3) Having really bad roots.
1) Redacting the names of people discussing murder for hire, torture and child rape.
2) Hopefully getting impeached.
3) Having really bad roots.
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Pam Bondi’s legacy will be:
1) Redacting the names of people discussing murder for hire, torture and child rape.
2) Hopefully getting impeached.
3) Having really bad roots.
1) Redacting the names of people discussing murder for hire, torture and child rape.
2) Hopefully getting impeached.
3) Having really bad roots.
Elon was so confident when he posted about Trump being in the files. Almost like he never expected ANY of them to see daylight.
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Elon was so confident when he posted about Trump being in the files. Almost like he never expected ANY of them to see daylight.
I’d like to call a mulligan on 2026.
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I’d like to call a mulligan on 2026.
Everyone at Newsmax is probably so excited to hear they’re arresting journalists because none of them qualify.
January 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Everyone at Newsmax is probably so excited to hear they’re arresting journalists because none of them qualify.
So far there have been five arrests at the DTLA ICE Out protest. Protesters have been given a dispersal order and officers have been authorized to use non-lethal rounds.
They’ve been using tear gas.
Stay safe, Angelinos. Stay strong. 💪
They’ve been using tear gas.
Stay safe, Angelinos. Stay strong. 💪
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 AM
So far there have been five arrests at the DTLA ICE Out protest. Protesters have been given a dispersal order and officers have been authorized to use non-lethal rounds.
They’ve been using tear gas.
Stay safe, Angelinos. Stay strong. 💪
They’ve been using tear gas.
Stay safe, Angelinos. Stay strong. 💪
Interesting development.
January 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Interesting development.
Transgender people in bathrooms are not a threat to your children. The president, however, absolutely is.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Transgender people in bathrooms are not a threat to your children. The president, however, absolutely is.
Melania is officially the #1 movie among people who are named in the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Melania is officially the #1 movie among people who are named in the Epstein files.
Thankfully, after this press tour, I’m assuming Melania will go back into permanent hiding.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Thankfully, after this press tour, I’m assuming Melania will go back into permanent hiding.
I wouldn’t mind being a brand ambassador. But it would have to be for something amazing. Like pickles.
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I wouldn’t mind being a brand ambassador. But it would have to be for something amazing. Like pickles.
Amazon could have produced SO MUCH good, original art with the $40 million bribe they spent to make the Melania movie.
That’s the worst part.
That’s the worst part.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Amazon could have produced SO MUCH good, original art with the $40 million bribe they spent to make the Melania movie.
That’s the worst part.
That’s the worst part.
How’s this lawsuit going?
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
How’s this lawsuit going?
If that’s what they’ve allowed you to see, imagine what they’ve redacted.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If that’s what they’ve allowed you to see, imagine what they’ve redacted.
General strike check in. Everybody good? Sound off.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
General strike check in. Everybody good? Sound off.
Hell of a reaction from the Russian asset crowd.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Hell of a reaction from the Russian asset crowd.
Any bed can be a deathbed if you try hard enough.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Any bed can be a deathbed if you try hard enough.
Elon Musk is on record saying he “refused” to go to Epstein’s island.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Elon Musk is on record saying he “refused” to go to Epstein’s island.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Thinking about this dude today.
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Thinking about this dude today.
I do hope Amazon’s servers are prepared for how many people will be refreshing this page.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I do hope Amazon’s servers are prepared for how many people will be refreshing this page.
If you’re wondering how Elon Musk is coping with him being all over the Epstein files after previously claiming to have no ties, he’s posting through it.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If you’re wondering how Elon Musk is coping with him being all over the Epstein files after previously claiming to have no ties, he’s posting through it.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.