Kolchak
@kolchak.bsky.social
Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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REPLACE TIM APPLE WITH FIONA APPLE
January 27, 2026 at 11:05 PM
REPLACE TIM APPLE WITH FIONA APPLE
Trump now has a 27% approval rating with independents. They must betired of winning. today.yougov.com/politics/art...
Donald Trump's support from Independents hits a new low | YouGov
Donald Trump remains broadly unpopular, with record low job approval among Independents and a record high 49% of Americans who say they strongly disapprove of Trump's job handling
today.yougov.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Trump now has a 27% approval rating with independents. They must betired of winning. today.yougov.com/politics/art...
The president says you can’t have guns.
You can’t have affordable healthcare.
You can’t have affordable goods.
But you can be murdered on sight.
You can’t have affordable healthcare.
You can’t have affordable goods.
But you can be murdered on sight.
January 27, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The president says you can’t have guns.
You can’t have affordable healthcare.
You can’t have affordable goods.
But you can be murdered on sight.
You can’t have affordable healthcare.
You can’t have affordable goods.
But you can be murdered on sight.
Greg Bovino is launching a new shoe line.
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Greg Bovino is launching a new shoe line.
I really wish Twitter would experience the mass exodus TikTok currently is.
January 27, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I really wish Twitter would experience the mass exodus TikTok currently is.
“I voted to protect pedophiles and murder people on the streets.”
“Why?”
“I couldn’t afford eggs.”
“Why?”
“I couldn’t afford eggs.”
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
“I voted to protect pedophiles and murder people on the streets.”
“Why?”
“I couldn’t afford eggs.”
“Why?”
“I couldn’t afford eggs.”
When Carl’s Jr. named the “Big Carl,” they were clearly targeting cannibals.
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 AM
When Carl’s Jr. named the “Big Carl,” they were clearly targeting cannibals.
“Bill Gates is trying to kill you.”
Tell the dude to hurry up, then. Sheesh.
Tell the dude to hurry up, then. Sheesh.
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 AM
“Bill Gates is trying to kill you.”
Tell the dude to hurry up, then. Sheesh.
Tell the dude to hurry up, then. Sheesh.
If you ask someone their favorite things and they come up with “brown paper packages tied up with string,” there’s a good chance they’re a bomber.
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you ask someone their favorite things and they come up with “brown paper packages tied up with string,” there’s a good chance they’re a bomber.
You know a Chili’s waitress hates to see Tom Homan coming.
January 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
You know a Chili’s waitress hates to see Tom Homan coming.
The ghost of Steve Jobs hovering over Tim Cook in the Melania screening whispering “check your notifications” every ten seconds.
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The ghost of Steve Jobs hovering over Tim Cook in the Melania screening whispering “check your notifications” every ten seconds.
Chuck Schumer retire and start a YouTube channel where you review different types of bisques 2026 challenge
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Chuck Schumer retire and start a YouTube channel where you review different types of bisques 2026 challenge
The E in Wile E. Coyote stands for Epstein.
January 27, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The E in Wile E. Coyote stands for Epstein.
If you leak the Epstein files, I will give you a Klondike bar.
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
If you leak the Epstein files, I will give you a Klondike bar.
Prosecute Greg Bovino
Prosecute Kristi Noem
One cell for the entire administration.
Prosecute Kristi Noem
One cell for the entire administration.
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Prosecute Greg Bovino
Prosecute Kristi Noem
One cell for the entire administration.
Prosecute Kristi Noem
One cell for the entire administration.
Every single “historic deal” has fallen through.
January 26, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Every single “historic deal” has fallen through.
They’re retreating. Stay loud. www.fox9.com/news/bovino-...
Border Patrol Commander Bovino, some agents leaving Minnesota 'imminently': Report | FOX 9 Minneapolis-St. Paul
Greg Bovino and some border patrol agents are expected to leave Minnesota imminently, according to multiple reports.
www.fox9.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
They’re retreating. Stay loud. www.fox9.com/news/bovino-...
There is no way they come back from this. www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
New angle shows federal agent clapping after Alex Pretti killing at ICE protest - The Mirror US
Different angles of the shooting of Alex Pretti have been shared online, with one showing a federal agent applauding
www.themirror.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
There is no way they come back from this. www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
[Ron Howard voice] They were not selling out fast.
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
[Ron Howard voice] They were not selling out fast.
It only took five minutes before I found a post calling for the extermination of Jews on Upscrolled. So, make of that what you will.
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 PM
It only took five minutes before I found a post calling for the extermination of Jews on Upscrolled. So, make of that what you will.
Oh hey. More executive departures! That’s bullish, right? electrek.co/2026/01/26/t...
Tesla loses another manufacturing director as exodus continues | Electrek
Benjamin Bate, Tesla’s Director of Vehicle Operations and Engineering at Fremont, has left the automaker after over 8 years to...
electrek.co
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Oh hey. More executive departures! That’s bullish, right? electrek.co/2026/01/26/t...
Okay fine. I set one up. share.upscrolled.com/en/user/3f2f...
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January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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People are dying, Donald.
January 26, 2026 at 4:04 AM
People are dying, Donald.