Kolchak
@kolchak.bsky.social
Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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Transgender people in bathrooms are not a threat to your children. The president, however, absolutely is.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Transgender people in bathrooms are not a threat to your children. The president, however, absolutely is.
Melania is officially the #1 movie among people who are named in the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Melania is officially the #1 movie among people who are named in the Epstein files.
Thankfully, after this press tour, I’m assuming Melania will go back into permanent hiding.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Thankfully, after this press tour, I’m assuming Melania will go back into permanent hiding.
I wouldn’t mind being a brand ambassador. But it would have to be for something amazing. Like pickles.
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I wouldn’t mind being a brand ambassador. But it would have to be for something amazing. Like pickles.
Amazon could have produced SO MUCH good, original art with the $40 million bribe they spent to make the Melania movie.
That’s the worst part.
That’s the worst part.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Amazon could have produced SO MUCH good, original art with the $40 million bribe they spent to make the Melania movie.
That’s the worst part.
That’s the worst part.
How’s this lawsuit going?
January 31, 2026 at 12:49 AM
How’s this lawsuit going?
If that’s what they’ve allowed you to see, imagine what they’ve redacted.
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
If that’s what they’ve allowed you to see, imagine what they’ve redacted.
General strike check in. Everybody good? Sound off.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
General strike check in. Everybody good? Sound off.
Hell of a reaction from the Russian asset crowd.
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Hell of a reaction from the Russian asset crowd.
Any bed can be a deathbed if you try hard enough.
January 30, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Any bed can be a deathbed if you try hard enough.
Elon Musk is on record saying he “refused” to go to Epstein’s island.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
January 30, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Elon Musk is on record saying he “refused” to go to Epstein’s island.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Today, we received emails of him planing to go and asking what night the “wildest party” on the island would be.
But Grok says he didn’t go.
Thinking about this dude today.
January 30, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Thinking about this dude today.
I do hope Amazon’s servers are prepared for how many people will be refreshing this page.
January 30, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I do hope Amazon’s servers are prepared for how many people will be refreshing this page.
If you’re wondering how Elon Musk is coping with him being all over the Epstein files after previously claiming to have no ties, he’s posting through it.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If you’re wondering how Elon Musk is coping with him being all over the Epstein files after previously claiming to have no ties, he’s posting through it.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
High probability this is an extra ketamine kind of day.
There is no limit to the amount of shame and embarrassment J6ers should feel about taking part in a violent insurrection to protect a pedophile.
Their descendants should think of them like confederate soldiers. Absolute despicable losers. Ostracize them forever.
Their descendants should think of them like confederate soldiers. Absolute despicable losers. Ostracize them forever.
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 PM
There is no limit to the amount of shame and embarrassment J6ers should feel about taking part in a violent insurrection to protect a pedophile.
Their descendants should think of them like confederate soldiers. Absolute despicable losers. Ostracize them forever.
Their descendants should think of them like confederate soldiers. Absolute despicable losers. Ostracize them forever.
If you have over 20 credible accusations of rape against you, including child rape, you shouldn’t be allowed to run a Dairy Queen franchise let alone an entire country.
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If you have over 20 credible accusations of rape against you, including child rape, you shouldn’t be allowed to run a Dairy Queen franchise let alone an entire country.
Someone ask Melania about Epstein so she can say “This is gonna ruin the film.”
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Someone ask Melania about Epstein so she can say “This is gonna ruin the film.”
The Epstein coverup is the biggest government scandal we’ve ever faced. Corruption of the highest order.
And MAGA is silent.
And MAGA is silent.
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
The Epstein coverup is the biggest government scandal we’ve ever faced. Corruption of the highest order.
And MAGA is silent.
And MAGA is silent.
Today has been an absolute rollercoaster. I woke up hopeful for the general strike. Broke into tears reading that Macaulay Culkin post. Now I’m just angry again.
Whew.
Whew.
January 30, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Today has been an absolute rollercoaster. I woke up hopeful for the general strike. Broke into tears reading that Macaulay Culkin post. Now I’m just angry again.
Whew.
Whew.
Perhaps, Laura, he sabotaged himself by being a rapist?
January 30, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Perhaps, Laura, he sabotaged himself by being a rapist?
So far, Donald Trump has been accused of raping a 14 year old in the Epstein files.
The DOJ tried to scrub it.
50% of the files remain unreleased.
Let’s see them.
The DOJ tried to scrub it.
50% of the files remain unreleased.
Let’s see them.
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
So far, Donald Trump has been accused of raping a 14 year old in the Epstein files.
The DOJ tried to scrub it.
50% of the files remain unreleased.
Let’s see them.
The DOJ tried to scrub it.
50% of the files remain unreleased.
Let’s see them.
MAGA is more upset about Don Lemon filming a church protest than they are when people commit mass shootings at churches.
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
MAGA is more upset about Don Lemon filming a church protest than they are when people commit mass shootings at churches.
Don Lemon has been jailed unjustly.
Catherine O’Hara has died.
And the president is still a rapist.
Catherine O’Hara has died.
And the president is still a rapist.
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Don Lemon has been jailed unjustly.
Catherine O’Hara has died.
And the president is still a rapist.
Catherine O’Hara has died.
And the president is still a rapist.
Good morning. Much to be angry about.
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Good morning. Much to be angry about.