Kolchak
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Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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Goodnight to everyone except John Fetterman. Bad night to you, sir!
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Goodnight to everyone except John Fetterman. Bad night to you, sir!
If you’re reading this and you’re a giant nutcracker, it’s almost your time to shine!
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If you’re reading this and you’re a giant nutcracker, it’s almost your time to shine!
JCO keeps firing at Elon Musk. “Whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
JCO keeps firing at Elon Musk. “Whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.”
Trump suggests being ordered to pay back tariffs would be a “national security event.”
It reads like a threat to send tanks into the Supreme Court.
It reads like a threat to send tanks into the Supreme Court.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Trump suggests being ordered to pay back tariffs would be a “national security event.”
It reads like a threat to send tanks into the Supreme Court.
It reads like a threat to send tanks into the Supreme Court.
If you’re just learning about Joyce Carol Oates and are curious about how insanely talented she is, I recommend this short story collection, “High Lonesome,” before wading into her novels. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/high-lones...
High Lonesome: New and Selected Stories 1966-2006|Paperback
No other writer can match the impressive oeuvre of Joyce Carol Oates. High Lonesome: New and Selected Stories 1966-2006 gathers short fiction from the acclaimed author's seminal collections and in...
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November 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If you’re just learning about Joyce Carol Oates and are curious about how insanely talented she is, I recommend this short story collection, “High Lonesome,” before wading into her novels. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/high-lones...
We spend all the time talking about Tucker Carlson platforming nazis but have stopped talking about him being horny for the green M&Ms almost entirely.
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
We spend all the time talking about Tucker Carlson platforming nazis but have stopped talking about him being horny for the green M&Ms almost entirely.
Welcome to Derry episode 3 was going great until two characters both consecutively mispronounced “Pall Mall.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Welcome to Derry episode 3 was going great until two characters both consecutively mispronounced “Pall Mall.”
“He thought he could break the Republicans and the Republicans broke him,” - Donald Trump on Chuck Schumer.
Perhaps the first true thing he’s said in months (years?)
Perhaps the first true thing he’s said in months (years?)
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
“He thought he could break the Republicans and the Republicans broke him,” - Donald Trump on Chuck Schumer.
Perhaps the first true thing he’s said in months (years?)
Perhaps the first true thing he’s said in months (years?)
This never happened.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This never happened.
Don’t believe your own eyes though.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t believe your own eyes though.
If you really love tariffs, the Supreme Court striking them down could cause a massive coronary.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you really love tariffs, the Supreme Court striking them down could cause a massive coronary.
There is still time for Democrats to be the heroes here. Let them know how you feel, but don’t hold your breath.
November 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There is still time for Democrats to be the heroes here. Let them know how you feel, but don’t hold your breath.
John Fetterman looks like a dude who would cuss you out and wrestle a toaster from your hands at 1 a.m. inside a Target on Black Friday.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
John Fetterman looks like a dude who would cuss you out and wrestle a toaster from your hands at 1 a.m. inside a Target on Black Friday.
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned. Again.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Elon got Joyce Carol Owned. Again.
These are not mutually exclusive.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
These are not mutually exclusive.
I hope Tim Kaine is having a shit day.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hope Tim Kaine is having a shit day.
Trump says if the Supreme Court overturns tariffs, they will have to pay back over $2 trillion.
This lines up with $5,000 for every American.
This lines up with $5,000 for every American.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump says if the Supreme Court overturns tariffs, they will have to pay back over $2 trillion.
This lines up with $5,000 for every American.
This lines up with $5,000 for every American.
Two tesla executives resign in two days (making 8 total for the year).
Sales in China fell 35.8% to a 3-year low. European sales are abysmal, too. Shareholders just agreed to dilute all their shares. And yet.
Sales in China fell 35.8% to a 3-year low. European sales are abysmal, too. Shareholders just agreed to dilute all their shares. And yet.
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Two tesla executives resign in two days (making 8 total for the year).
Sales in China fell 35.8% to a 3-year low. European sales are abysmal, too. Shareholders just agreed to dilute all their shares. And yet.
Sales in China fell 35.8% to a 3-year low. European sales are abysmal, too. Shareholders just agreed to dilute all their shares. And yet.
The national debt is at 38 trillion. But good news! We’ve taken in “trillions” in tariffs!
But instead of paying down debt, we’ll pay everyone $2,000 and then maybe pay down some debt with anything left over. But if that’s the case, couldn’t we afford to pay more than $2k?
But instead of paying down debt, we’ll pay everyone $2,000 and then maybe pay down some debt with anything left over. But if that’s the case, couldn’t we afford to pay more than $2k?
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November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The national debt is at 38 trillion. But good news! We’ve taken in “trillions” in tariffs!
But instead of paying down debt, we’ll pay everyone $2,000 and then maybe pay down some debt with anything left over. But if that’s the case, couldn’t we afford to pay more than $2k?
But instead of paying down debt, we’ll pay everyone $2,000 and then maybe pay down some debt with anything left over. But if that’s the case, couldn’t we afford to pay more than $2k?
Wasn’t the entire purpose of the tariffs to pay down debt? That now seems like an afterthought.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Wasn’t the entire purpose of the tariffs to pay down debt? That now seems like an afterthought.
That $2,000 tax rebate is going to go QUICK. Especially when your healthcare subsidies end.
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That $2,000 tax rebate is going to go QUICK. Especially when your healthcare subsidies end.
If you don’t like something on your Grokipedia page, just take it up with the big man.
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
If you don’t like something on your Grokipedia page, just take it up with the big man.
On the night the Democrats cave, Trump pardons a bunch of his criminal pals. Because of course. Why not?
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
On the night the Democrats cave, Trump pardons a bunch of his criminal pals. Because of course. Why not?
An entire stadium booing Trump is a good start. But he needs to be able to hear the booing from inside the White House.
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
An entire stadium booing Trump is a good start. But he needs to be able to hear the booing from inside the White House.