Kolchak
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Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore?
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What if the documentary bombing is the last thing he experiences before it happens?
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 AM
What if the documentary bombing is the last thing he experiences before it happens?
If Melania is not nominated for best documentary, he’s going to create his own academy that’s just Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Jon Voight and Rosanne.
January 30, 2026 at 5:03 AM
If Melania is not nominated for best documentary, he’s going to create his own academy that’s just Rob Schneider, Kevin Sorbo, Jon Voight and Rosanne.
Edith Wilson basically served as a proxy president for a year after Woodrow Wilson’s stroke.
I’d rather watch a documentary on ANY first lady over Melania Trump.
I’d rather watch a documentary on ANY first lady over Melania Trump.
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Edith Wilson basically served as a proxy president for a year after Woodrow Wilson’s stroke.
I’d rather watch a documentary on ANY first lady over Melania Trump.
I’d rather watch a documentary on ANY first lady over Melania Trump.
“I’m going to go to the Tesla Diner and film a funny video!”
Just table that one, man. We don’t want it.
Just table that one, man. We don’t want it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
“I’m going to go to the Tesla Diner and film a funny video!”
Just table that one, man. We don’t want it.
Just table that one, man. We don’t want it.
It’s TACO Thursday. Did you forget?
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM
It’s TACO Thursday. Did you forget?
America first, but only after America pays me. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/29/t...
Trump, sons, company sue IRS over tax records leak
The Miami federal court lawsuit says the IRS and Treasury failed to prevent the leak of Trumps tax records by former IRS employee Charles Littlejohn.
www.cnbc.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:37 AM
America first, but only after America pays me. www.cnbc.com/2026/01/29/t...
Have you ever laughed so hard you lose your breath? electrek.co/2026/01/29/t...
Tesla's own Robotaxi data confirms crash rate 3x worse than humans even with monitor | Electrek
Tesla’s nascent robotaxi program is off to a rough start. New NHTSA crash data, combined with Tesla’s new disclosure of...
electrek.co
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Have you ever laughed so hard you lose your breath? electrek.co/2026/01/29/t...
Yes, I’m participating in the general strike tomorrow. No, I don’t think most people know about it.
I feel like we need way more notice to make an impact, especially to reach people who aren’t plugged in.
I feel like we need way more notice to make an impact, especially to reach people who aren’t plugged in.
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Yes, I’m participating in the general strike tomorrow. No, I don’t think most people know about it.
I feel like we need way more notice to make an impact, especially to reach people who aren’t plugged in.
I feel like we need way more notice to make an impact, especially to reach people who aren’t plugged in.
Imagine if Elon Musk spent a fraction of his time making people’s lives better instead of trying to convince you all brown people are thieves.
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Imagine if Elon Musk spent a fraction of his time making people’s lives better instead of trying to convince you all brown people are thieves.
The “Alex Pretti video is AI” people are giving Harold Camping devotees today.
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
The “Alex Pretti video is AI” people are giving Harold Camping devotees today.
Every time the president talks about election fraud, it reminds me of the time he was caught doing election fraud. Is that the intended effect?
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Every time the president talks about election fraud, it reminds me of the time he was caught doing election fraud. Is that the intended effect?
Hot take: I don’t care a out going to Mars. At all.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Hot take: I don’t care a out going to Mars. At all.
If Jimmy John’s announced they were phasing out sandwiches and pivoting to time travel and investors kept throwing money at them until they were valued at a trillion dollars with nothing to show for it, that would be weird, right?
That’s Tesla.
That’s Tesla.
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 PM
If Jimmy John’s announced they were phasing out sandwiches and pivoting to time travel and investors kept throwing money at them until they were valued at a trillion dollars with nothing to show for it, that would be weird, right?
That’s Tesla.
That’s Tesla.
Epstein files. Unredacted. Today, please.
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Epstein files. Unredacted. Today, please.
Is there, like, a single thing he’s actually good at? www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
U.S. Trade Deficit Grew in November - WSJ
The U.S. trade deficit rebounded in November, the Commerce Department said Thursday, extending a turbulent stretch for international trade flows as the economy responds to the Trump administration’s tariffs and financial volatility.
www.wsj.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Is there, like, a single thing he’s actually good at? www.wsj.com/economy/trad...
I’m old enough to remember DOGE, which cost billions, saved nothing and gave Elon Musk access to everyone’s social security information.
This should go well.
This should go well.
January 29, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I’m old enough to remember DOGE, which cost billions, saved nothing and gave Elon Musk access to everyone’s social security information.
This should go well.
This should go well.
“Well, this is clearly AI” - Me watching Circue Du Soleil
January 29, 2026 at 5:13 AM
“Well, this is clearly AI” - Me watching Circue Du Soleil
We REALLY need to work on media literacy.
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
We REALLY need to work on media literacy.
They remembered Alex Pretti. It was personal.
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
They remembered Alex Pretti. It was personal.
Elon, how can you justify Tesla’s valuation?
January 29, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Elon, how can you justify Tesla’s valuation?
“This person didn’t deserve to be shot multiple times in the back.”
“Oh yeah? Well what if I told you HE KICKED A CAR?!”
You goofy MAGA fucks need to take a step back and listen to what you’re saying.
“Oh yeah? Well what if I told you HE KICKED A CAR?!”
You goofy MAGA fucks need to take a step back and listen to what you’re saying.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“This person didn’t deserve to be shot multiple times in the back.”
“Oh yeah? Well what if I told you HE KICKED A CAR?!”
You goofy MAGA fucks need to take a step back and listen to what you’re saying.
“Oh yeah? Well what if I told you HE KICKED A CAR?!”
You goofy MAGA fucks need to take a step back and listen to what you’re saying.
Elon: “Everyone in the world will buy two of my robots for $50k each!”
“Why?”
Elon: “Look at this one scooping popcorn very slowly!”
“Okay…but can it do laundry?”
Elon: “No, but it can pretend to do pre-programmed karate.”
“Why?”
Elon: “Look at this one scooping popcorn very slowly!”
“Okay…but can it do laundry?”
Elon: “No, but it can pretend to do pre-programmed karate.”
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Elon: “Everyone in the world will buy two of my robots for $50k each!”
“Why?”
Elon: “Look at this one scooping popcorn very slowly!”
“Okay…but can it do laundry?”
Elon: “No, but it can pretend to do pre-programmed karate.”
“Why?”
Elon: “Look at this one scooping popcorn very slowly!”
“Okay…but can it do laundry?”
Elon: “No, but it can pretend to do pre-programmed karate.”