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Cristy Lynn
@cristylynn.bsky.social
Just your normal, everyday kinda chick.
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what do you call 10 bunnies walking backwards?

a receding hairline

with that joke, i’m officially a dad now. happy easter to all those that celebrate and what not
April 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny
April 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Dad joke of the day: Easter Edition

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
a man in a suit and tie is walking down a hallway with a rabbit mask on his head .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down a hallway with a rabbit mask on his head .
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April 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dad joke of the day:

We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
a man with a mustache is smiling and laughing and says `` haha no really '' .
ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and laughing and says `` haha no really '' .
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April 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Dad joke of the day:

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
a man with a beard wearing a brown jacket
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a brown jacket
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April 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny
April 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Dad joke of the day:

I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea. #dadjoke
#yourewelcome
a baby girl in a pink tank top is smiling and holding a box .
ALT: a baby girl in a pink tank top is smiling and holding a box .
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April 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Dad joke of the day:

"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it." #dadjoke #yourewelcome
a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
ALT: a man in a white tank top and hat is standing on a boat in the ocean .
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April 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Spring time in the San Juans! ❤️ #ouray #sanjuans #spring
April 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
G’ Morning world! Here’s a little cutie to make you smile today! Happy #caturday
April 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Dad joke of the day:

This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I realized I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. #dadjoke
a woman wearing a red headband and a vacant shirt
ALT: a woman wearing a red headband and a vacant shirt
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April 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dad joke of the day:

I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches. ☺️ #dadjoke
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a closet filled with ties .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a closet filled with ties .
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March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It’s a sleepy #caturday for this red headed beauty. ❤️
March 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The shadow from my ceiling fan looks like a happy blow up doll…😊
March 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Dad joke of the day: Did you hear about the guy who is terrified of escalators? He takes steps to avoid them.
a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face
ALT: a little girl wearing a leopard print shirt is making a face
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March 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Let today be the day that you appreciate your heartbeats and the sun on your face. CL
March 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Dad joke of the day:

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
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March 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Another beautiful day in the neighborhood! #ourayco #river #colorado
March 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Continue the positive and fulfilling aspects and try to let the negative ones slowly fall away. -III
February 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
G’ Morning world! Here’s a little cutie to make you smile!
Let’s all put love out into the world today! ❤️ Meet Paxton!
February 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM