a receding hairline
with that joke, i’m officially a dad now. happy easter to all those that celebrate and what not
a receding hairline
with that joke, i’m officially a dad now. happy easter to all those that celebrate and what not
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. #dadjoke #yourewelcome
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea. #dadjoke
#yourewelcome
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea. #dadjoke
#yourewelcome
"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it." #dadjoke #yourewelcome
"I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it." #dadjoke #yourewelcome
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I realized I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. #dadjoke
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I realized I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. #dadjoke
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches. ☺️ #dadjoke
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches. ☺️ #dadjoke
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Let’s all put love out into the world today! ❤️ Meet Paxton!
Let’s all put love out into the world today! ❤️ Meet Paxton!