As they walked past him, folks should mutter under their breath that his uncle Paul Samuelson was also a better economist. Rub salt into that wound…  

Congenital glaucoma… Over 40 surgeries total. First at 22 hours old. Totally my bad. 

A hero to chubby and slow kids everywhere. 

When alt text gives you indigestion… 

Most unexpected plot twist since The Sixth Sense.  instead of i see dead people, it’s I see horny ass old men. 

i follow popbase to see what news REALLY breaks through

Daddy issues… 

I know he’s persona non grata now, but this was pretty insightful.

All together now…

🤫 you just know the ump wanted to get out of Dodge.

We will always have that wacky ass Twins game where he gave up like amillion runs before Oakland came back to win it. 

Here. I can lend you mine for a bit while yourrtts recover.

A friend who grew up poor Said his family once rented a movie which was a very rare treat. When his mom popped it in the VCR, it turned out to be a porno flick with a misleading title. She rushed to turn it off, but grandma said… No no no. We paid good money for this. We’re watching it.  😮😳 

The sighted wife and I went car shopping once. One salesman was trying to make a connection I guess & told me how his son was blind. That it took his wife 8 years to come to terms with it. Thought to myself… Guessing it didn’t take junior 8 years to “come to terms with it.“” we didn’t buy the car. 

Why you gotta rub it in dad…?

Been twice. Board as hell both times. You can only eat so much. Titty bars are pointless for my completely blind ass. Don’t gamble and hardly drink and once you get past the individualized themes, they’re all just hotels…

What gets me about the screenshots (TY for the alt text BTW) you post is that he seems to get negligible engagement. Considering who he is and the platform he’s on. Nothing but MAGA-heads. Grandpa’s basically screaming into the void and hardly anyone cares. Just a handful of “truths” and likes.

Not gonna lie… the trailer trash harpy line made me laugh.