Cristela Alonzo
@cristela.bsky.social
Stand-up comic.
Sometimes I sit down.
Got 2 specials on Netflix.
Made TV history.
I’m a yellow car.
I wrote a book.
Thrifter and vintagerererrrrrr.
cristelaalonzo.com
Sometimes I sit down.
Got 2 specials on Netflix.
Made TV history.
I’m a yellow car.
I wrote a book.
Thrifter and vintagerererrrrrr.
cristelaalonzo.com
OMG I LOVED IT. It’s soooooo great!
November 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
OMG I LOVED IT. It’s soooooo great!
Those are great names 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
June 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Those are great names 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Thank you for coming to the taping!
June 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Thank you for coming to the taping!
...but like I don't know why they waited SOOOO long to show that top angle...like just start with that one
April 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
...but like I don't know why they waited SOOOO long to show that top angle...like just start with that one
I know!!!!!! Good one too!!
April 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know!!!!!! Good one too!!
AHHH! WALTER KOENIG IS IN THIS ONE TOO! Chekov! Star Trek adjacent episode! Woo woo 🖖
April 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
AHHH! WALTER KOENIG IS IN THIS ONE TOO! Chekov! Star Trek adjacent episode! Woo woo 🖖