Mr. Worldwide Cris Cortes
@crisgcortes.bsky.social
Watching City as of late
a close up of a man 's face while watching a movie in a dark room .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face while watching a movie in a dark room .
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December 11, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Watching City as of late
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Conan O’Brien will host the 97th Oscars.
The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
The ceremony will take place March 2, 2025.
November 15, 2024 at 1:51 PM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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Shit parents said in IEP meetings today: “I’m really proud of you! Oh wait, TikTok said I’m not supposed to say that and that it’s more important that you’re proud of yourself. But I’m also proud of you.”
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Shit parents said in IEP meetings today: “I’m really proud of you! Oh wait, TikTok said I’m not supposed to say that and that it’s more important that you’re proud of yourself. But I’m also proud of you.”
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
10/10 no notes.
This will be a series now.
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#TheBoys mock Elon Musk becoming head of the Department of Government Efficiency
“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”
“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”
November 14, 2024 at 9:09 PM
#TheBoys mock Elon Musk becoming head of the Department of Government Efficiency
“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”
“Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super”
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Space penguin.
This is Arp 142, two interacting galaxies NGC 2936 and NGC 2937.
Processed by c.claude.
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🔭 🧪
This is Arp 142, two interacting galaxies NGC 2936 and NGC 2937.
Processed by c.claude.
www.flickr.com/photos/27527...
🔭 🧪
November 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Space penguin.
This is Arp 142, two interacting galaxies NGC 2936 and NGC 2937.
Processed by c.claude.
www.flickr.com/photos/27527...
🔭 🧪
This is Arp 142, two interacting galaxies NGC 2936 and NGC 2937.
Processed by c.claude.
www.flickr.com/photos/27527...
🔭 🧪
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High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
High resolution image of a planet 3 billion km away and its rings.
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
Uranus by JWST.
🔭 🧪
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are we out of the woods yet? are we in the clear yet?
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods (Taylor's Version) (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by TaylorSwiftVEVO
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November 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
are we out of the woods yet? are we in the clear yet?
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
if Bluesky is a lil slow for you, hang tight! there were some networking issues on the U.S. east coast affecting Bluesky and other apps, but looks like they're resolving now. 💙
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Advanced memework
November 14, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Advanced memework
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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November 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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