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pierce
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Dog sized lump on my dog
June 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I found this uhh stand up? deranged lecture? escape artistry? Frog Worship? video on youtube and was convinced this had to be some big time comedy genius with 100,000,000 followers but to my shock he only has like 10k views? Travesty and tragedy. Go spend an hour here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YIb...
March 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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people say Elon keeps the baby around his critical hit area to avoid being taken out but I think if that was the motivation he wouldn't have named it like the 1HP enemies a boss spawns in its second form
March 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This is my hourlong performance “Frog Unlocked” in which I dissect a frog among other things
FROG UNLOCKED [FULL SHOW]
YouTube video by pierce
youtu.be
March 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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That does sound good.
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Clay-colored stool represents a health emergency. Clay-shaped stool is normal, obviously.
February 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Tryna strike at ore, cus im probly a miner!
February 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Elon musk should goose step and say “my legs go out to you”
February 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
[me as controller vibration director for a video game]:
Hmm. I think the controller should vibrate during this part
February 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Daily_Colors_Official posted:
Today’s color is Red. A primary color which occupies the reddest end of the visible spectrum, red is the color of blood and cherries.
redgirl2001 commented:
My absolute favorite color ❤️
February 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My favorite beer is modelo!
February 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Saying “ladies and gentlemen” is such an excellent way to get the attention of some ladies and gentlemen
February 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I don’t want America to slide into abject naked fascism at all but doing ironic nazism is truly the most vigorless and pasteurized form of evil available. We have a deep fascist tradition to pull from, going back centuries. Why are we chopping and screwing Hitler? It smacks of a soulless reboot.
January 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
January 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
[watching someone destroy the whole world]
Oh my god. Evil exists??
[destroying the whole world with my actions]
Oh my god. Accidents happen??
January 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
[thinking about baseball while giving head to fend off my partner’s orgasm]
Wait
January 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Anyone down to chat about the film Annette from 2021?
January 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Woke up thinking about “hanned soap”
January 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
do we really have to keep autolobotomizing ourselves to live in a world of stupid cruelty and mass extinction. i guess the alternative is feeling deep religious shame, wailing in agony, tearing our hair out... which are frankly cringe activities
December 14, 2024 at 11:12 PM
My friends used to dip my fingers in warm water while I was fast asleep. I would cum!
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I’ve been taking the same shit for 3 days
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
What’s the loudest sound you can imagine?? Annnnnd you’re deaf.
November 17, 2024 at 9:42 PM