CrimesOptimal
@crimesoptimal.bsky.social
I'm a mess I'm a web designer I'm a programmer I'm an artist I like Chucky I like Final Fantasy I like a lot of things I'm a he/him on a good day trash/garbage on a bad let's be friends
Just saw someone talking about the Takarazuka Revue Castlevania show and it reminded me of the one bit I loved in Castlevania Nocturne, where Alucard busts into a room and basically goes "ROBESPIERRE WE NEED YOUR HELP. OKAY, FIRST THERE'S VAMPIRES. I'M ONE."
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just saw someone talking about the Takarazuka Revue Castlevania show and it reminded me of the one bit I loved in Castlevania Nocturne, where Alucard busts into a room and basically goes "ROBESPIERRE WE NEED YOUR HELP. OKAY, FIRST THERE'S VAMPIRES. I'M ONE."
I'm so glad that we live in a world that has allowed circumstances to line up for this little guy to be named Wankomon
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm so glad that we live in a world that has allowed circumstances to line up for this little guy to be named Wankomon
My WoL is a miqote raised garlean (Ephelia) so I'd imagine a fair number of people who hear her name spoken instead of written put in an apostrophe and when they get close, she gets a lot of "Phelia"s. She doesn't mind and G'raha was really cute about it.
#wolqotd do other people ever have difficulty remembering or pronouncing your WoL's name? or is it so common they meet other people with the same name? what does your WoL think about that?
October 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My WoL is a miqote raised garlean (Ephelia) so I'd imagine a fair number of people who hear her name spoken instead of written put in an apostrophe and when they get close, she gets a lot of "Phelia"s. She doesn't mind and G'raha was really cute about it.
I'm pretty sure that's just how FF2 works by default tbh
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm pretty sure that's just how FF2 works by default tbh
My son reading to his babies, V, Jung-kook, and J-Hope.
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My son reading to his babies, V, Jung-kook, and J-Hope.
Really got the impression playing the SH2 Remake that they were going out of their way to excuse James' Whole Thing™ with minor dialogue changes and the new scenes
Glad to see that confirmed! Fuck these people
Glad to see that confirmed! Fuck these people
In case you were afraid the positive reception to the SH2 remake meant Bloober Team had somehow suddenly become less terrible, rest assured they are still shit!
www.gamesradar.com/games/horror... "Though, Cronos: The New Dawn isn't a political statement – "no feminist agenda here," director Jacek Zięba swears to God while we talk during a recent hands-on event in California. "It's not like we hate ourselves, or males..."
September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Really got the impression playing the SH2 Remake that they were going out of their way to excuse James' Whole Thing™ with minor dialogue changes and the new scenes
Glad to see that confirmed! Fuck these people
Glad to see that confirmed! Fuck these people
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
Needed a good-ass midnight snack
September 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Needed a good-ass midnight snack
Was trying to get across the vibe of my two one year old daughters to someone and this is what I settled on
August 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Was trying to get across the vibe of my two one year old daughters to someone and this is what I settled on
I really wanna try to make video essays and I might start with one about why I'm so harsh on SH2 Remake but also consider it a solid 8/10
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I really wanna try to make video essays and I might start with one about why I'm so harsh on SH2 Remake but also consider it a solid 8/10
I'm surprised I haven't seen more talk about Bloober Team very likely doing a Silent Hill 3 remake
That's an EXTREMELY feminist story when you really dig down into it and they don't have a great track record with women in their games, even their version of SH2
That's an EXTREMELY feminist story when you really dig down into it and they don't have a great track record with women in their games, even their version of SH2
August 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm surprised I haven't seen more talk about Bloober Team very likely doing a Silent Hill 3 remake
That's an EXTREMELY feminist story when you really dig down into it and they don't have a great track record with women in their games, even their version of SH2
That's an EXTREMELY feminist story when you really dig down into it and they don't have a great track record with women in their games, even their version of SH2
July 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@tietuesday.bsky.social drew mouse, came out sad, felt bad for giving a drawing depression, drew him again but zoomin
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
@tietuesday.bsky.social drew mouse, came out sad, felt bad for giving a drawing depression, drew him again but zoomin
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Finished Castlevania Nocturne tonight
Richter had no real character arc but Alucard got to burst in on Robespierre doing the French Revolution and go "ROBESPIERRE THERE'S FUCKING VAMPIRES" so I feel like that's a net gain
Richter had no real character arc but Alucard got to burst in on Robespierre doing the French Revolution and go "ROBESPIERRE THERE'S FUCKING VAMPIRES" so I feel like that's a net gain
February 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Finished Castlevania Nocturne tonight
Richter had no real character arc but Alucard got to burst in on Robespierre doing the French Revolution and go "ROBESPIERRE THERE'S FUCKING VAMPIRES" so I feel like that's a net gain
Richter had no real character arc but Alucard got to burst in on Robespierre doing the French Revolution and go "ROBESPIERRE THERE'S FUCKING VAMPIRES" so I feel like that's a net gain
@voidburger.bsky.social Hey happy birthday and stuff!
February 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@voidburger.bsky.social Hey happy birthday and stuff!
I really wanna make an actual RPG for phones, vertical orientation
The genre, especially retro-style ones, lenda itself well to being played one handed, but almost all of them I've seen that are in the middle of that venn diagram are gacha shit
Wanna make a good one
The genre, especially retro-style ones, lenda itself well to being played one handed, but almost all of them I've seen that are in the middle of that venn diagram are gacha shit
Wanna make a good one
February 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I really wanna make an actual RPG for phones, vertical orientation
The genre, especially retro-style ones, lenda itself well to being played one handed, but almost all of them I've seen that are in the middle of that venn diagram are gacha shit
Wanna make a good one
The genre, especially retro-style ones, lenda itself well to being played one handed, but almost all of them I've seen that are in the middle of that venn diagram are gacha shit
Wanna make a good one
Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I'm VERY not built for this age of Instant Socialization
Like, when most of my online interactions were on forums, I was all over that, active, engaged, knew people
But when I was meeting people on a Skype chatroom it was ALL I did, and I had friends, but like,
Like, when most of my online interactions were on forums, I was all over that, active, engaged, knew people
But when I was meeting people on a Skype chatroom it was ALL I did, and I had friends, but like,
January 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I'm VERY not built for this age of Instant Socialization
Like, when most of my online interactions were on forums, I was all over that, active, engaged, knew people
But when I was meeting people on a Skype chatroom it was ALL I did, and I had friends, but like,
Like, when most of my online interactions were on forums, I was all over that, active, engaged, knew people
But when I was meeting people on a Skype chatroom it was ALL I did, and I had friends, but like,
Finally caught up to skulltenders, god what a good show
December 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Finally caught up to skulltenders, god what a good show
Man I need to catch up on skulltenders
November 19, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Man I need to catch up on skulltenders
Tonight's Make Literally Anything project is an old bit from Great and Terrible AHS
youtu.be/Twp2rOV0WBY
Weirdest thing I've ever tagged someone in but @tietuesday.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @slowbeef.bsky.social
youtu.be/Twp2rOV0WBY
Weirdest thing I've ever tagged someone in but @tietuesday.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @slowbeef.bsky.social
Clown gettin' it AHS Cult (Real (Unedited (Promise)))
YouTube video by CrimesOptimal
youtu.be
October 6, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Tonight's Make Literally Anything project is an old bit from Great and Terrible AHS
youtu.be/Twp2rOV0WBY
Weirdest thing I've ever tagged someone in but @tietuesday.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @slowbeef.bsky.social
youtu.be/Twp2rOV0WBY
Weirdest thing I've ever tagged someone in but @tietuesday.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @slowbeef.bsky.social
Trying to be productive with some for fun projects, choice of the night is a period-appropriate fan site for @youcantscare.me
October 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Trying to be productive with some for fun projects, choice of the night is a period-appropriate fan site for @youcantscare.me
@tietuesday.bsky.social was talking about how F1 drivers are very small
October 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
@tietuesday.bsky.social was talking about how F1 drivers are very small