CrimesOptimal
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I'm a mess I'm a web designer I'm a programmer I'm an artist I like Chucky I like Final Fantasy I like a lot of things I'm a he/him on a good day trash/garbage on a bad let's be friends
Like imagine that if the show was the other way around, just a regular drama about the beginning of the Reign of Terror but at one point the most beautiful man in the world bursts in and goes "HOLD UP WE HAVE TO STOP ELIZABETH BATHORY FROM BECOMING VAMPIRE GOD REAL QUICK"
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Like imagine that if the show was the other way around, just a regular drama about the beginning of the Reign of Terror but at one point the most beautiful man in the world bursts in and goes "HOLD UP WE HAVE TO STOP ELIZABETH BATHORY FROM BECOMING VAMPIRE GOD REAL QUICK"
Still love a Visk, such a good lil slime
December 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Still love a Visk, such a good lil slime
Yoooo great use of collage here
December 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Yoooo great use of collage here
Sure, more than fair - not trying to argue you need to subject yourself to something you don't like or anything, just sharing an experience c:
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Sure, more than fair - not trying to argue you need to subject yourself to something you don't like or anything, just sharing an experience c:
seriously until it's too late. It's a shockingly consistent theme through the whole franchise that I just completely missed until I was able to look at my kids and something clicked.
It's not PLEASANT to think about but I feel like there's value there
It's not PLEASANT to think about but I feel like there's value there
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
seriously until it's too late. It's a shockingly consistent theme through the whole franchise that I just completely missed until I was able to look at my kids and something clicked.
It's not PLEASANT to think about but I feel like there's value there
It's not PLEASANT to think about but I feel like there's value there
Funny enough, having kids made horror MORE meaningful to me, and gave me the tools to analyze media more in depth
Like, I used to be whatever about the Child's Play/Chucky movies, then I had kids of my own and realized it's one big metaphor for the failures of adults and the system to take kids [•]
Like, I used to be whatever about the Child's Play/Chucky movies, then I had kids of my own and realized it's one big metaphor for the failures of adults and the system to take kids [•]
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Funny enough, having kids made horror MORE meaningful to me, and gave me the tools to analyze media more in depth
Like, I used to be whatever about the Child's Play/Chucky movies, then I had kids of my own and realized it's one big metaphor for the failures of adults and the system to take kids [•]
Like, I used to be whatever about the Child's Play/Chucky movies, then I had kids of my own and realized it's one big metaphor for the failures of adults and the system to take kids [•]
The struggle: mushroom mouse or musician mouse?
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The struggle: mushroom mouse or musician mouse?
I'd never seen the soundtrack cover, "I Am Your Beats" is absolutely brilliant
December 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'd never seen the soundtrack cover, "I Am Your Beats" is absolutely brilliant
You're ALSO right on, but I'm hopeful that 90% of All Office/Creative Work will end up being too high a cost. Considering they'll definitely find SOME positions to eliminate, though, that's probably too optimistic.
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
You're ALSO right on, but I'm hopeful that 90% of All Office/Creative Work will end up being too high a cost. Considering they'll definitely find SOME positions to eliminate, though, that's probably too optimistic.
You're dead on there, right now all of this is staying affordable based on hype, and once that goes away, any illusion of profitability is gonna vanish fast
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You're dead on there, right now all of this is staying affordable based on hype, and once that goes away, any illusion of profitability is gonna vanish fast
Bioluminescent Babey............
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bioluminescent Babey............
You mean Vivi isn't purple????
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You mean Vivi isn't purple????
"What do people come to Silent Hill for? Oh, of course! Wacky villains and explicit gore!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"What do people come to Silent Hill for? Oh, of course! Wacky villains and explicit gore!"
I said it in chat and I'll say it again here, Mary is 100% alive in this version, I will stand by this until the film proves me wrong
Theory I'm less married to - Laura is some kind of ghost, maybe she was their daughter or something and he killed her instead?
Theory I'm less married to - Laura is some kind of ghost, maybe she was their daughter or something and he killed her instead?
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I said it in chat and I'll say it again here, Mary is 100% alive in this version, I will stand by this until the film proves me wrong
Theory I'm less married to - Laura is some kind of ghost, maybe she was their daughter or something and he killed her instead?
Theory I'm less married to - Laura is some kind of ghost, maybe she was their daughter or something and he killed her instead?
Three Hopes is pretty good, I feel like it gives every character a gameplay identity in a way that a lot of musou games miss imo.
Only gripe is that after most recently playing Hyrule Warriors and the first FEW I was hoping for some post game where you can use everything but there's... nothing
Only gripe is that after most recently playing Hyrule Warriors and the first FEW I was hoping for some post game where you can use everything but there's... nothing
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Three Hopes is pretty good, I feel like it gives every character a gameplay identity in a way that a lot of musou games miss imo.
Only gripe is that after most recently playing Hyrule Warriors and the first FEW I was hoping for some post game where you can use everything but there's... nothing
Only gripe is that after most recently playing Hyrule Warriors and the first FEW I was hoping for some post game where you can use everything but there's... nothing
Man I really need to give Siren another shot, I played it when I was way too young to understand the gimmick and never managed to get far but everything I hear about it is so ridiculously my shit
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Man I really need to give Siren another shot, I played it when I was way too young to understand the gimmick and never managed to get far but everything I hear about it is so ridiculously my shit
So I usually enjoy your art coming across my page, it's a good-ass time, but this kid kicks ass
Good shit good shit
Good shit good shit
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
So I usually enjoy your art coming across my page, it's a good-ass time, but this kid kicks ass
Good shit good shit
Good shit good shit
As an on rails set piece where you keep trying to do something sensible but nothing is working like it should and everything's breaking down it's incredible
But
1) we can already achieve that effect better, reproducible, and actually interactable, with human designers
2) it's supposed to work lol
But
1) we can already achieve that effect better, reproducible, and actually interactable, with human designers
2) it's supposed to work lol
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
As an on rails set piece where you keep trying to do something sensible but nothing is working like it should and everything's breaking down it's incredible
But
1) we can already achieve that effect better, reproducible, and actually interactable, with human designers
2) it's supposed to work lol
But
1) we can already achieve that effect better, reproducible, and actually interactable, with human designers
2) it's supposed to work lol
Even that works better as a game than this - at least it asks you to have some foresight and reaction times.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Even that works better as a game than this - at least it asks you to have some foresight and reaction times.
I wish Ahti would make a cameo in My Life where he was real and my friend and we hung out all the time
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I wish Ahti would make a cameo in My Life where he was real and my friend and we hung out all the time
I feel like Remedy is really doing the shared universe thing right so far in that each game stands on its own (or in AW's case, within its own series) really well without relying on outside connections too much, but still rewarding fans of everything. Hoping that keeps up!
October 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I feel like Remedy is really doing the shared universe thing right so far in that each game stands on its own (or in AW's case, within its own series) really well without relying on outside connections too much, but still rewarding fans of everything. Hoping that keeps up!