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It’s a coin flip. That’s a bit of the fun to it, yeah?

And yeah but, I don’t think a good majority of people here exactly exemplify— whatever, I forgot what j was complainin’ about.
possibly! that or m’ just real attention starved. or both.

does sound a bit— yeah.
i guess it makes sense though. they want the pristine hero image and all that.
Maybe he does have a silver tongue he’s just hiding under all that…

him.

And I just said how I refused to believe something was a crime. It’s like big brother’s watching at this place.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Maybe he does have a silver tongue he’s just hiding under all that…

him.

And I just said how I refused to believe something was a crime. It’s like big brother’s watching at this place.
he did so casually and it genuinely got me so bad i forgot how to reply. it wasn’t. anythin’ insane, but maybe m’ biased cuz we’re both hybrids.

oooh, what’d you do—?
I mean, he does strike me as the type to just try.

I don’t see it. Dude cannot talk for the life of him.

And— thank you. After getting called out by the network I needed a win.
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
// I know it probably doesn’t work this way but in a world of super heroes could double glazing apple fritters actually do something
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I mean, he does strike me as the type to just try.

I don’t see it. Dude cannot talk for the life of him.

And— thank you. After getting called out by the network I needed a win.
i think he was tryin’ to rizz me.
i don’t mind, but it did surprise me.

—? i’d jump a bit for you too, i suppose. ^_^
I mean everyone there knows how to style themselves, at the very least.

Haven’t met anyone who has done it for me though. Congrats on the bat guy, by the way.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I mean everyone there knows how to style themselves, at the very least.

Haven’t met anyone who has done it for me though. Congrats on the bat guy, by the way.
i DID bounce in place for a handsome bat man in a suit tonight. i believe it.
It feels like giving someone “fuck me” eyes is a standard look around here.

I’ve been to strip clubs with less freaky energy.
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It feels like giving someone “fuck me” eyes is a standard look around here.

I’ve been to strip clubs with less freaky energy.
i just got started here, but it doesn’t take a genius to know people here are FREAKY.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
You get me.
the freakerrrrrrrs.
Superhero Dispatch Network full of superfreaks 👅
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Superhero Dispatch Network full of superfreaks 👅
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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SDN would like to take this time to remind its members that, while workplace relationships are allowed, supply closets are for supplies, not hook-ups.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
The fun police arrived it seems.
SDN would like to remind its Phoenix Program members that accidental destruction of property is still considered criminal mischief (vandalism), a crime that becomes classified as a felony if the mischief endangers public safety.
I refuse to believe a bomb accidentally blowing up and damaging a building is considered a felony.

I try showing someone my hobby of choice, and I get arrested.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You got me there.
You don’t… but Robert’s not here right now so…
I don’t have to prove myself to someone that speaks like double their age.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I don’t have to prove myself to someone that speaks like double their age.
Sure you are, kid.
I think I am plenty exciting, thank you.
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I refuse to believe a bomb accidentally blowing up and damaging a building is considered a felony.

I try showing someone my hobby of choice, and I get arrested.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I think I am plenty exciting, thank you.
Maybe if you’re boring.
I think being in proximity to the bat guy is the worst decision you can make.
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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"Do not make me blow my war horn. It will not end well for you."

😇Cameal a dispatch hero oc.
😇sister to @riddingthewave.bsky.social
😇angel of war
😇 mdni 18+ content ahead.
😇 ❤️&🔁
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I think being in proximity to the bat guy is the worst decision you can make.
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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lemons.

there's the more accurate one...
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A bunch of cowboys out tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
// she’s only good at intellect LMAO. A 2 in combat and a 1 in vigor

She wins a fight once every Tuesday
// actually really proud of how this banner turned out. I’m also really glad that this lined up to show her kind of shit stats

I do want the stats to change as I use her more. I think that would be a fun detail
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 AM
// Robert fucking kills that lipstick btw I love that for him
December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Is he okay?
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
// actually really proud of how this banner turned out. I’m also really glad that this lined up to show her kind of shit stats

I do want the stats to change as I use her more. I think that would be a fun detail
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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July 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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