Superhero Dispatch Network
@superherodispatch.bsky.social
From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
Pinned
my fingers hurt
That explains a lot
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
my fingers hurt
cold :(
FUCK
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
cold :(
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
ALERT: SDN’s thermostat is not working.
When the dispatch hits just right
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
When the dispatch hits just right
yassss slay
January 6, 2026 at 3:27 AM
yassss slay
no
coffee
coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
no
coffee
coffee
yea :(
did the coffee maker break
coffee
January 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
yea :(
what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher
December 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
what it’s like talking to a temporary dispatcher
SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
SDN wants to hear your New Year’s resolutions! One lucky winner (chosen from comments) will win a new coffee maker!
Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.
She is Going Through It
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Please submit requests for leave at least 2 week before the date you need approval by.
🤨
<- has NOT put in any notices, by the way
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🤨
Iron supplements are available in the break room cabinets.
( gnawing on a metal pipe )
December 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Iron supplements are available in the break room cabinets.
Please do not use the company Canva account to make crypto presentations.
December 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Please do not use the company Canva account to make crypto presentations.
who put this up in the break room
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
who put this up in the break room
SDN wants to wish everyone a happy holidays!
a christmas card with a snowman and the words " happy holidays " on it
ALT: a christmas card with a snowman and the words " happy holidays " on it
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
SDN wants to wish everyone a happy holidays!
//: I gotta catch up on the forms.
I might make a discord server too.
I might make a discord server too.
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
//: I gotta catch up on the forms.
I might make a discord server too.
I might make a discord server too.
Why are you the way you are
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Why are you the way you are
Please do not have relations on company property.
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Please do not have relations on company property.
CORRECT.
THANK GOD.
THANK GOD.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
CORRECT.
THANK GOD.
THANK GOD.
//: I’ll just leave it vague.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
//: I’ll just leave it vague.
//: Do you guys like vague teams or want me to actually just divide names onto teams?
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
//: Do you guys like vague teams or want me to actually just divide names onto teams?
If you witness harassment, please report it to your HR representative or to your supervisor!
“. . . C. . . but it’s barely anything compared to how Power talked to Aki. . .”
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If you witness harassment, please report it to your HR representative or to your supervisor!