Superhero Dispatch Network
@superherodispatch.bsky.social
From rearranging furniture to saving the world, trust SDN to dispatch the perfect hero for the job.
Pinned
//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
//: MY PINNED DIDNT PIN
//: okay, thanks to @defleper.bsky.social, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls.
I’ll post it in my pinned
I’ll post it in my pinned
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
//: okay, thanks to @defleper.bsky.social, I have a plan for how I will handle rolls.
I’ll post it in my pinned
I’ll post it in my pinned
Car: Waterloggedn’t!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Car: Waterloggedn’t!
[SUCCESS!]
[SUCCESS!]
ALERT:
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
ALERT:
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
“This car went over the railing and is sinking into the bay. We need someone to get here fast to pull this thing out!” - William B., police officer.
[DC: 65] (<- This is the number to beat.)
Alert missed!
[Failed!]
[Failed!]
❨ absolutely not. too boring. ❩
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Alert missed!
[Failed!]
[Failed!]
Peepaw: Watched!
[Success!]
[Success!]
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Peepaw: Watched!
[Success!]
[Success!]
//: do you guys want me to roll a d100 to see if you pass or fail these little non-dispatcher specific jobs?
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 AM
//: do you guys want me to roll a d100 to see if you pass or fail these little non-dispatcher specific jobs?
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
ALERT:
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
“Can someone sit with my grandpa while I go out with my friends? 3 hours tops…. Maybe 4.” - Subscriber, Stacy P.
Make sure you have proper ear protection! Cold air can cause ear aches!
“Weather is chilly but it isn’t too bad right now.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Make sure you have proper ear protection! Cold air can cause ear aches!
Fast. Reliable. Super.
December 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fast. Reliable. Super.