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@creamedbeans.bsky.social
Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
I had no idea how much spending six dollars could improve my life
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I had no idea how much spending six dollars could improve my life
This is the most insane shit I’ve ever read but I agree with them
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This is the most insane shit I’ve ever read but I agree with them
The context of my mom texting me this a few days ago makes it even funnier (that’s my birthday)
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The context of my mom texting me this a few days ago makes it even funnier (that’s my birthday)
I’ve been laughing about this all day
September 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’ve been laughing about this all day
I love her so many 🥹
August 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I love her so many 🥹
How is she this cute
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
How is she this cute
Is it legal to be this cute or am I harbouring a fugitive
July 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Is it legal to be this cute or am I harbouring a fugitive
I couldn’t feed Hank until after Zach got home with food so she bit my plant as a fuck you lmao
July 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I couldn’t feed Hank until after Zach got home with food so she bit my plant as a fuck you lmao
I neglected my plants for a while when I was too busy/sleepy/depressed to care for them but they should all survive I think and I just repotted my monstera and added another cutting that was ready to it and it’s lookin gooood
July 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I neglected my plants for a while when I was too busy/sleepy/depressed to care for them but they should all survive I think and I just repotted my monstera and added another cutting that was ready to it and it’s lookin gooood
Reported literal beastiality but I guess that’s also chill on fb
July 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Reported literal beastiality but I guess that’s also chill on fb
Crittle came over to show me her new hair and said she wanted to “do a project” so we rearranged some furniture, hung some things on the wall, and got one of my swag lamps hung. I’m obsessed. I’ve had this lamp for years just sitting in a box and it’s so cool to have it up finally 🥹
June 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Crittle came over to show me her new hair and said she wanted to “do a project” so we rearranged some furniture, hung some things on the wall, and got one of my swag lamps hung. I’m obsessed. I’ve had this lamp for years just sitting in a box and it’s so cool to have it up finally 🥹
Why is it so cold today 🥲
June 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why is it so cold today 🥲
I wanna be this cute again
June 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I wanna be this cute again
Had a nice time at the beach but left with a pretty fucked up sunburn lol
May 31, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Had a nice time at the beach but left with a pretty fucked up sunburn lol
My son is very handsome and getting so much better at cuddling. He flopped right down on me for some lovin 🥰
May 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My son is very handsome and getting so much better at cuddling. He flopped right down on me for some lovin 🥰
Literally pulled this thing from the trash and was like I’ll see if it’ll clean up and most of it did but the spout was all stained so I looked up parts to see if it was worth messing with and it’s like new now for just a few dollars. Hell yeah.
May 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Literally pulled this thing from the trash and was like I’ll see if it’ll clean up and most of it did but the spout was all stained so I looked up parts to see if it was worth messing with and it’s like new now for just a few dollars. Hell yeah.
It’s not all sunshine & rainbows but a good amount of it actually is
May 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s not all sunshine & rainbows but a good amount of it actually is
Shoutout to whoever handed me this gimlet, nobody would leave me alone long enough to get my own hahaha
May 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Shoutout to whoever handed me this gimlet, nobody would leave me alone long enough to get my own hahaha
I looked all over for the toilet paper this morning
April 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I looked all over for the toilet paper this morning
Pulling up to nice Easter in my Easter outfit
April 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Pulling up to nice Easter in my Easter outfit
I answered mine with a migraine so it was short n simple but how cute are our matching answers to our daily question today
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I answered mine with a migraine so it was short n simple but how cute are our matching answers to our daily question today