smol fries
@creamedbeans.bsky.social
Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
I’ve set an alarm and waited for this person from marketplace for three days straight and it’s starting to feel like a prank
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I’ve set an alarm and waited for this person from marketplace for three days straight and it’s starting to feel like a prank
Zach farted on me in his sleep and says I jumped a foot in the air and asked him what happened and when he answered me I just said “oh” and went back to sleep lol
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Zach farted on me in his sleep and says I jumped a foot in the air and asked him what happened and when he answered me I just said “oh” and went back to sleep lol
"oh yeah, you guys need toilet paper for the peeing don't ya"
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"oh yeah, you guys need toilet paper for the peeing don't ya"
I have a lot of plants and they mostly stay alive but I still wouldn’t say I really know what I’m doing at all I’m just going on vibes tbh
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I have a lot of plants and they mostly stay alive but I still wouldn’t say I really know what I’m doing at all I’m just going on vibes tbh
“The reviews are actually really good”
“Chelsea…..”
“Chelsea…..”
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
“The reviews are actually really good”
“Chelsea…..”
“Chelsea…..”
“I think I'm going to go make a turkey machine. Oops I accidentally said machines instead of sandwich”
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 AM
“I think I'm going to go make a turkey machine. Oops I accidentally said machines instead of sandwich”
It’s wild going to my moms now at 34 and seeing shit fly in her house that never would have 10-15 years ago lol
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s wild going to my moms now at 34 and seeing shit fly in her house that never would have 10-15 years ago lol
Back when I first started vaping my mom saw the cloud and was like did you see that and looked like confused or something and I made the joke with my sister “Mom what’s wrong? You look like you saw a vape” and my family like cried laughing and I think about it often.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Back when I first started vaping my mom saw the cloud and was like did you see that and looked like confused or something and I made the joke with my sister “Mom what’s wrong? You look like you saw a vape” and my family like cried laughing and I think about it often.
Idk I liked Stranger Things and I’m confused why everybody is mad
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Idk I liked Stranger Things and I’m confused why everybody is mad
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Nothing can stop the course of Nature. Everything is Crab returns with a new Playtest on December 2nd, and we have evolved!! 🦀 👀
New evolutions, tougher enemies, fresh difficulty levels, and a brand‑new game mode are here to scratch that itch!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/352...
New evolutions, tougher enemies, fresh difficulty levels, and a brand‑new game mode are here to scratch that itch!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/352...
Everything is Crab: The Animal Evolution Roguelite - New Playtest Coming December 2nd! Catch the New Trailer in Clemmy’s Showcase! - Steam News
Everything is Crab gets its second Playtest starting next week, with a new trailer being shown off in Clemmy’s Showcase!
store.steampowered.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Nothing can stop the course of Nature. Everything is Crab returns with a new Playtest on December 2nd, and we have evolved!! 🦀 👀
New evolutions, tougher enemies, fresh difficulty levels, and a brand‑new game mode are here to scratch that itch!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/352...
New evolutions, tougher enemies, fresh difficulty levels, and a brand‑new game mode are here to scratch that itch!
store.steampowered.com/news/app/352...
I love peppermint mochas and have been dreaming of one for days but we don’t have the money to be buying fancy coffees rn so never even mentioned it. Zach came home yesterday with peppermint mocha creamer for me to try from Aldi 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I love peppermint mochas and have been dreaming of one for days but we don’t have the money to be buying fancy coffees rn so never even mentioned it. Zach came home yesterday with peppermint mocha creamer for me to try from Aldi 🥹
“I think any word that shows up on the bad dragon website should be allowed”
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“I think any word that shows up on the bad dragon website should be allowed”
Oh maaaaan I do not want to leave the house lmao
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oh maaaaan I do not want to leave the house lmao
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also, it’s loud here, why doesn’t that bother you?
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
also, it’s loud here, why doesn’t that bother you?
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
How do I avoid all Wicked related anything please it’s too much
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How do I avoid all Wicked related anything please it’s too much
The J Walter Weatherman lessons on Arrested Development always remind me of my childhood lol
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The J Walter Weatherman lessons on Arrested Development always remind me of my childhood lol
This bootleg website is uh very dumb and I’m mad I gave them ten dollars
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This bootleg website is uh very dumb and I’m mad I gave them ten dollars
Making a sign for our home that says this is a raspberry free space because our dog is just TERRIFIED of raspberries for some reason?? I’ve never understood it but she literally hides if raspberries are done anywhere in the whole space. I have always given raspberries so I’m just confused.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Making a sign for our home that says this is a raspberry free space because our dog is just TERRIFIED of raspberries for some reason?? I’ve never understood it but she literally hides if raspberries are done anywhere in the whole space. I have always given raspberries so I’m just confused.
It’s just so cold and dark ugh and my sinuses are killllling me
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s just so cold and dark ugh and my sinuses are killllling me
I fell asleep in my chair at like 9:30 last night and didn’t get out of bed today until like 11-12 so why am I so fucking tired at 5:30 and why does Zach think the solution is for me to take a shot of vodka hahaha
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I fell asleep in my chair at like 9:30 last night and didn’t get out of bed today until like 11-12 so why am I so fucking tired at 5:30 and why does Zach think the solution is for me to take a shot of vodka hahaha
I think Zach thought I was being a lil silly complaining about my old phone when I had it but now that he’s using it he’s like I don’t remember it sucking this much like it’s hard to even dismiss apps and I’m like …. Yeah …. It has a huge line down the center of the screen where it doesn’t work lmao
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think Zach thought I was being a lil silly complaining about my old phone when I had it but now that he’s using it he’s like I don’t remember it sucking this much like it’s hard to even dismiss apps and I’m like …. Yeah …. It has a huge line down the center of the screen where it doesn’t work lmao
My mom recently apologized for how often I was left alone as a child and like I hated when I was left locked out of the house with a gallon of water in the hot summer but other than that being alone didn’t really bother me at all lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My mom recently apologized for how often I was left alone as a child and like I hated when I was left locked out of the house with a gallon of water in the hot summer but other than that being alone didn’t really bother me at all lol
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
Jacks Mannequin sounded SO GOOD last night but the crowd was atrocious
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jacks Mannequin sounded SO GOOD last night but the crowd was atrocious