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@creamedbeans.bsky.social
Weird and afraid of everything, not a magician or a wizard
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
Midwestern trash 💖
Brain fulla heavy metals that’s been soaked in gas station vodka for 15 years
Affiliate streamer Twitch.tv/creamedbeans
“I think any word that shows up on the bad dragon website should be allowed”
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“I think any word that shows up on the bad dragon website should be allowed”
Oh maaaaan I do not want to leave the house lmao
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Oh maaaaan I do not want to leave the house lmao
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also, it’s loud here, why doesn’t that bother you?
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
also, it’s loud here, why doesn’t that bother you?
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve started sending Zach AI photos of myself with a gun when he’s taking forever somewhere and it’s very fun
Are “your corporate bestie” and that autistic girl the same person? I’m struggling
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Are “your corporate bestie” and that autistic girl the same person? I’m struggling
How do I avoid all Wicked related anything please it’s too much
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
How do I avoid all Wicked related anything please it’s too much
The J Walter Weatherman lessons on Arrested Development always remind me of my childhood lol
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The J Walter Weatherman lessons on Arrested Development always remind me of my childhood lol
This bootleg website is uh very dumb and I’m mad I gave them ten dollars
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This bootleg website is uh very dumb and I’m mad I gave them ten dollars
Making a sign for our home that says this is a raspberry free space because our dog is just TERRIFIED of raspberries for some reason?? I’ve never understood it but she literally hides if raspberries are done anywhere in the whole space. I have always given raspberries so I’m just confused.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Making a sign for our home that says this is a raspberry free space because our dog is just TERRIFIED of raspberries for some reason?? I’ve never understood it but she literally hides if raspberries are done anywhere in the whole space. I have always given raspberries so I’m just confused.
It’s just so cold and dark ugh and my sinuses are killllling me
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It’s just so cold and dark ugh and my sinuses are killllling me
I fell asleep in my chair at like 9:30 last night and didn’t get out of bed today until like 11-12 so why am I so fucking tired at 5:30 and why does Zach think the solution is for me to take a shot of vodka hahaha
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I fell asleep in my chair at like 9:30 last night and didn’t get out of bed today until like 11-12 so why am I so fucking tired at 5:30 and why does Zach think the solution is for me to take a shot of vodka hahaha
I think Zach thought I was being a lil silly complaining about my old phone when I had it but now that he’s using it he’s like I don’t remember it sucking this much like it’s hard to even dismiss apps and I’m like …. Yeah …. It has a huge line down the center of the screen where it doesn’t work lmao
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think Zach thought I was being a lil silly complaining about my old phone when I had it but now that he’s using it he’s like I don’t remember it sucking this much like it’s hard to even dismiss apps and I’m like …. Yeah …. It has a huge line down the center of the screen where it doesn’t work lmao
My mom recently apologized for how often I was left alone as a child and like I hated when I was left locked out of the house with a gallon of water in the hot summer but other than that being alone didn’t really bother me at all lol
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My mom recently apologized for how often I was left alone as a child and like I hated when I was left locked out of the house with a gallon of water in the hot summer but other than that being alone didn’t really bother me at all lol
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Zach makes fun of me for acting like a sim then does shit like this and like who is controlling us
Jacks Mannequin sounded SO GOOD last night but the crowd was atrocious
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jacks Mannequin sounded SO GOOD last night but the crowd was atrocious
Like my hands were swollen and red using a screw driver and dollar store needle nose pliers and like what the fuck it turns out I am actually worth six dollars my mom was wrong
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Like my hands were swollen and red using a screw driver and dollar store needle nose pliers and like what the fuck it turns out I am actually worth six dollars my mom was wrong
I’ve been pulling staples in old homes for as long as I could remember but I come from a long line of we don’t need no specialty tools people but I remembered I’m an adult with free will and got myself a staple puller for like six dollars and oh my god it’s life changing, why didn’t I do this sooner
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’ve been pulling staples in old homes for as long as I could remember but I come from a long line of we don’t need no specialty tools people but I remembered I’m an adult with free will and got myself a staple puller for like six dollars and oh my god it’s life changing, why didn’t I do this sooner
I put my hair in a bun on top of my head to just wash the layer of dirt off my body from ripping up carpet and Zach said I looked like Steve Osika, then followed it up with “you look like if Steve and Polly had a baby but it wasn’t the one that they have” and tbh I looked in the mirror and I see it
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I put my hair in a bun on top of my head to just wash the layer of dirt off my body from ripping up carpet and Zach said I looked like Steve Osika, then followed it up with “you look like if Steve and Polly had a baby but it wasn’t the one that they have” and tbh I looked in the mirror and I see it
This is the most insane shit I’ve ever read but I agree with them
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This is the most insane shit I’ve ever read but I agree with them
I think I’m at the age where I start a sign out sheet for borrowed things. Not because any of my friends would ever do me dirty or anything but just because I always forget where everything is lol my brain is baaaaad
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I think I’m at the age where I start a sign out sheet for borrowed things. Not because any of my friends would ever do me dirty or anything but just because I always forget where everything is lol my brain is baaaaad
ugh i am so anxious
November 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ugh i am so anxious
Zach’s pissin shack
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Zach’s pissin shack
“Queen Victoria’s Secret”
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
“Queen Victoria’s Secret”
Hey remember when I warned my family snap benefits would likely be cut off soon and they called me an idiot
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hey remember when I warned my family snap benefits would likely be cut off soon and they called me an idiot
I feel like when you really get to know my family you can definitely see why my life is the way that is
October 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I feel like when you really get to know my family you can definitely see why my life is the way that is