Crayola Oblongata
@crayolaoblongata.bsky.social
Human being on a rock floating through space, trying to figure out his place in it all
Maybe the first ghost ever seen was an anglo coming out after winter?
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Maybe the first ghost ever seen was an anglo coming out after winter?
Community > Geography
Us being from the city doesn't mean shit besides where we find ourselves living.
Us being from the city doesn't mean shit besides where we find ourselves living.
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Community > Geography
Us being from the city doesn't mean shit besides where we find ourselves living.
Us being from the city doesn't mean shit besides where we find ourselves living.
Nothing like doing 100 pullups to tell yourself you have hella work to do still
January 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nothing like doing 100 pullups to tell yourself you have hella work to do still
Calling me without notice is like trying to send me a fax. Let's get into the modern world please.
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Calling me without notice is like trying to send me a fax. Let's get into the modern world please.
Weakness and timidity is the status quo. Fuck being normal
January 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Weakness and timidity is the status quo. Fuck being normal
The down lighting in the gym makes us all look like gods. Look at you boy, you look jacked (for now)
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The down lighting in the gym makes us all look like gods. Look at you boy, you look jacked (for now)
Right now, this is the perfect moment. And it's now it's gone. Back to the normally scheduled bullshit
January 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Right now, this is the perfect moment. And it's now it's gone. Back to the normally scheduled bullshit
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My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️
December 3, 2024 at 10:47 AM
My thought for this Tuesday ☕️☕️☕️
Reposted by Crayola Oblongata
We should call them skeets lmao
December 3, 2024 at 7:32 PM
We should call them skeets lmao
I may judge your overall life and choices by what kind of toilet paper I find in your bathroom
December 2, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I may judge your overall life and choices by what kind of toilet paper I find in your bathroom
Bluesky is the new Twitter? Pssshhh
Where are all the racist, misogynistic sycophants rallying around false statements, hate and misrepresentations??
Where are all the racist, misogynistic sycophants rallying around false statements, hate and misrepresentations??
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Bluesky is the new Twitter? Pssshhh
Where are all the racist, misogynistic sycophants rallying around false statements, hate and misrepresentations??
Where are all the racist, misogynistic sycophants rallying around false statements, hate and misrepresentations??
Reposted by Crayola Oblongata
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Dear Sign,
You... complete me.
Dear Sign,
You... complete me.
May 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Dear Sign,
You... complete me.
Dear Sign,
You... complete me.
Unsubscribe (from shopping emails) season is upon us!
November 30, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Unsubscribe (from shopping emails) season is upon us!
Reposted by Crayola Oblongata
if you talk on speakerphone in a busy waiting room your phone should explode in your hand
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM
if you talk on speakerphone in a busy waiting room your phone should explode in your hand
Perfect description of me as a user and human
November 28, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Perfect description of me as a user and human