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Crash.Hammer.Minis
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✨️Poof✨️
I exist
My gender, however, does not
January 25, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Anyone else in the"shit I'm gonna need a will" stage of preparing for this civil war?
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Fuck it. I'm back
January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm here for a good time not a long time, but my good time requires that I put an end to Nazis.
December 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Rep. Brandon Gill: I’ll be filing Articles of Impeachment against activist Judge James Boasberg this week.

Come on people! Who's ever heard of judges upholding the law. It's lunacy! 🙄
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace #TrumpIsARussianAsset Alien Enemies Act
March 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When people in charge constantly look down on those in their charge, it starts to cut off blood flow. This is why wanna-be dictators, orange hitler and the musk rat, no longer have functioning brains.
March 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Hi, I'm God.

I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone.

Fuck you, Donold.
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
TV and movies from the 90s-early 2000's had me prepared to see QUICKSAND more often in adult life than nazis. And I feel like that is a failure of the writers.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The South is mad that people are looking at them unfavorably after the majority of their voters chose fascism.. well, yall, It's almost like real patriots aren't big fans of bootlicker fascist scum. "Not all southern.." yea yea and "not all men" and "not all cops" right? It's all till it's none.
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Me: *has a vagina*
Republicans: Absolutely not.
February 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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When I was a teenager in an evangelical church in Arizona, my pastor would have used this as an illustration of the Antichrist.
February 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Trump bought another ‘Beauty Pageant.’
February 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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We formally reject the legitimacy of the Trump administration and do not recognize it as the lawful governing authority of the United States. #3E
February 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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💯
January 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Can anyone remind me if people reacted this negatively to doctor dre and his halftime show? Cause I don't recall people being quite as angry lmfao
February 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.
February 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Time to join The #Resistance
February 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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So naturally, you know what to do…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
February 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Hm, I think I’m being misunderstood and not taken in good faith. “Read the room” is about taking into account the US’s attitude towards its own citizens. Its not as simple as “fight back”. I think you could practice some empathy for us, in my humble opinion. Glad you have all the answers tho!
February 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The US is a young country with a small subset of people making decisions that the majority of us oppose. Human life isn’t sacred here - kids die in shootings all the time, cops use military grade weapons and equipment on peacefully protesting civilians. Your criticism is warranted but read the room.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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📌QUESTION: How can a private citizen, with zero govt. clearance be walking through the doors of OUR federal departments and the treasury, ransacking the places, stealing information, and NOBODY is stopping him?

📌And what the fuck is law enforcement doing right now?

📌THIS IS A COUP.
February 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm already so tired of these fascists
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM