Mimi
crashbandicunt.bsky.social
Mimi
@crashbandicunt.bsky.social
A Midwestern lunatic.
Lecturing my cat to stay out of my other cat's butthole is probably we retaining for my neighbors to overhear.
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Clearest proof yet that the Trump admin uses "DEI" to mean "nonwhite people doing something impressive and getting credit."

Navajo Code Talkers made a big difference in WWII. The Axis had more trouble translating their language than cracking codes. And it's not like the Navajo owed the US anything.
March 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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They got polling back, saw two economic forecasts, and Tesla sales projections for Q1 and finally realized that they are in deep trouble.
Musk suddenly doesn’t want credit for how much DOGE has slashed, instead placing the blame on the agency heads who order the firings.
Elon Musk Suddenly Doesn’t Want Credit for Disastrous DOGE Cuts
Musk is warning Republicans to stop blaming DOGE for the cuts.
newrepublic.com
March 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
SO. CUTE.
February 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Her husband is currently being sued for rape. She is being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring. Her son in law is a virulent racist. Her daughter compared 9/11 to their federal drug racketeering trial. Shane’s cool though.
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I heard my husband quietly singing to himself to the tune of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and as he got closer I heard the following lyrics;
Bagel time…
Every time I put a bagel onnn the plate and then I put a little butter on it
Bagel time…
February 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This says it all
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”

Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Special government employee with the highest net worth in US history: “yeah so the only way someone can have a lot of money and a government job is fraud…”
This sounds completely fabricated.
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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The Small Business Administration sent employees a letter saying that they had been fired.

Then it sent them an email saying that the email was a mistake.

Then it sent some of them another email saying actually they were fired

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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it is genuinely incredible that all you have to do is scratch the surface and it becomes clear that each of these guys is a huge piece of shit
Incredible: Russ Vought’s daughter has cystic fibrosis and benefits from a “miracle drug” made possible by the National Institutes of Health—an agency Vought now aims to gut as part of the Project 2025 attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202... Scoop from @motherjones.com’s @metrauxjulia.bsky.social
Project 2025 is gutting medical funding that helped Russell Vought's own kid
Its architect's daughter has cystic fibrosis—and benefits from a "miracle drug" backed by an agency he's attacking.
www.motherjones.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Btw let me reinforce this again when it comes to this crew: EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Science: Bird Flu is a big problem.

Jerks: Nuh uh! You're trying to scare us!

Bird Flu: Spreads super fast, effecting all animals, causing eggs, dairy, and meat prices to spike, and people to have to put their pets down.

Science: Yep. Big problem.
January 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Maybe print them as stickers and put them on egg cartons and gas pumps for the next three months?
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I might be migrating over to Pixelfed to get rid of Instagram.
January 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM