Bere B
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Bere B
@cranberejuice.bsky.social
· Oct 28
If I had to pick a picture to exemplify how I feel all the time recently, it would be this one
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One of the Paul brothers running into an actual professional boxer that wouldn’t follow the script and getting his jaw broken in two places is proof God exists and He just works real slow.
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
One of the Paul brothers running into an actual professional boxer that wouldn’t follow the script and getting his jaw broken in two places is proof God exists and He just works real slow.
I feel so bad for barely jumping on the Quinn Hughes train right now that his trade is the talk of the town, but listen, there is something so wrong with him and I'm in love
December 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I feel so bad for barely jumping on the Quinn Hughes train right now that his trade is the talk of the town, but listen, there is something so wrong with him and I'm in love
I have fucked up at least one thing every time I've baked recently, but everything still comes out hella good, is this what it's like to be talented?
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have fucked up at least one thing every time I've baked recently, but everything still comes out hella good, is this what it's like to be talented?
I want stuff and things! But I can't have stuff and things 😢
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I want stuff and things! But I can't have stuff and things 😢
Quinn Hughes is the most Ghosts in His Blood coded man I've ever seen and you ca quote me on that
December 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Quinn Hughes is the most Ghosts in His Blood coded man I've ever seen and you ca quote me on that
My little boobies are trying their absolute hardest in this picture
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My little boobies are trying their absolute hardest in this picture
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
Remembering the time my mom asked my cousin who's daughter a cute little girl was and he responded with "allegedly" his brothers
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Remembering the time my mom asked my cousin who's daughter a cute little girl was and he responded with "allegedly" his brothers
The lead singer from Spanish love songs is taller than God. Just an observation.
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The lead singer from Spanish love songs is taller than God. Just an observation.
Me? I'm doing great! Did I cry watching 90 day fiancé? Yes, but that's entirely beside the point
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Me? I'm doing great! Did I cry watching 90 day fiancé? Yes, but that's entirely beside the point
Yesterday my friend and I had the whole second floor of a bar to ourselves and it's only now that I'm realizing we should've taken advantage of this to play hide and go seek
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yesterday my friend and I had the whole second floor of a bar to ourselves and it's only now that I'm realizing we should've taken advantage of this to play hide and go seek
I uttered the words "my career is finally taking off" over the weekend like some sort of romcom character
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I uttered the words "my career is finally taking off" over the weekend like some sort of romcom character
I have terrible news, my body's become accustomed to taking a nap during my lunch and now I start getting sleepy close to lunch time
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have terrible news, my body's become accustomed to taking a nap during my lunch and now I start getting sleepy close to lunch time
Another year, another Halloween where I dress up as Pearl and get offended people don't immediately get who I'm dressed as
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Another year, another Halloween where I dress up as Pearl and get offended people don't immediately get who I'm dressed as
Sick and tired at work, can only think of how much I miss ny cat
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sick and tired at work, can only think of how much I miss ny cat
Dressed as a regency era vampire on this fine Monday
October 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dressed as a regency era vampire on this fine Monday
How can I be catholic when biblically accurate Catholicism asks me to acknowledge and help the poor? 😢
heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god
October 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How can I be catholic when biblically accurate Catholicism asks me to acknowledge and help the poor? 😢
These last few months are finally catching up to me and I'm getting an infection 💀
October 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
These last few months are finally catching up to me and I'm getting an infection 💀
The flyers won today and I'd like to think God knew I had a tough day and wanted to throw me a bone
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The flyers won today and I'd like to think God knew I had a tough day and wanted to throw me a bone
My hot friend tagged me in stories last night and three greasy guys sent me follow requests because of it
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My hot friend tagged me in stories last night and three greasy guys sent me follow requests because of it
*Norwegian man screams about how much he loves Satan* man this is good music, this is really good!
October 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*Norwegian man screams about how much he loves Satan* man this is good music, this is really good!
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Ask your bigoted Facebook uncle if he thinks everybody over 6’4 should be banned from the NBA because stupid tall people are only 1% of the population and they have a biological advantage. Then tell him to go fuck himself
July 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ask your bigoted Facebook uncle if he thinks everybody over 6’4 should be banned from the NBA because stupid tall people are only 1% of the population and they have a biological advantage. Then tell him to go fuck himself
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“Fairness” in sports is a word that only comes up with trans people. It’s like “spry” with old people. Or “well spoken” with black people. You know what I mean.
July 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Fairness” in sports is a word that only comes up with trans people. It’s like “spry” with old people. Or “well spoken” with black people. You know what I mean.
"The pope is so progressive!" That's just biblically accurate Catholicism
October 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
"The pope is so progressive!" That's just biblically accurate Catholicism
What's the best movie ever made and why is it Godzilla minus one?
September 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What's the best movie ever made and why is it Godzilla minus one?