@crambi.bsky.social
just saw irl lightning mcqueen run a red light
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
just saw irl lightning mcqueen run a red light
venus fly traps might bring me back to mormonism
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 AM
venus fly traps might bring me back to mormonism
bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 AM
bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation
you know how there’s like the alphabet
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 AM
you know how there’s like the alphabet
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January 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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one hand on the bush one hand in the puss
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
one hand on the bush one hand in the puss
we’re starting the public flicking campaign, who’s in??
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 AM
we’re starting the public flicking campaign, who’s in??
take the clothes off leave the hat on
@bbelsa.bsky.social
@bbelsa.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 4:56 AM
take the clothes off leave the hat on
@bbelsa.bsky.social
@bbelsa.bsky.social
is this how you spell undercarriage?? @shrekundercarriage.bsky.social
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
is this how you spell undercarriage?? @shrekundercarriage.bsky.social
they call me big bean
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
they call me big bean
there is a kindness to their baldness
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 AM
there is a kindness to their baldness
so now i’ve got a pocket full of nails
December 13, 2025 at 6:40 AM
so now i’ve got a pocket full of nails
is mercury hitting the renegade rn
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
is mercury hitting the renegade rn
im addicted to the unexpected (cheddar)
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
im addicted to the unexpected (cheddar)
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making airplane noises while I guide a fork into an electrical socket
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
making airplane noises while I guide a fork into an electrical socket
actually guys you ARE NOT CHARLIE KIRK
September 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
actually guys you ARE NOT CHARLIE KIRK
i think these snap peas are giving me stomach cramps
September 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
i think these snap peas are giving me stomach cramps
sometimes if i feel a little crazy i buy brussel sprouts
September 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
sometimes if i feel a little crazy i buy brussel sprouts
GET OUT OF MY HOOOOUUUUSEEEEE
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
GET OUT OF MY HOOOOUUUUSEEEEE
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hell is gonna be so on fleek
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
hell is gonna be so on fleek
who up tuppering they wares right now
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
who up tuppering they wares right now
so excited for the rapture i don’t think anyone understands. i’ve been waiting for this my whole life
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
so excited for the rapture i don’t think anyone understands. i’ve been waiting for this my whole life
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
hey guys so there’s going to be some rumors circulating about me soon and i just wanted to get on here and set the record straight. i did NOT misgender @sorenericksen.bsky.social ‘s virtual cat. no matter what they say just know it is a LIE
September 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
hey guys so there’s going to be some rumors circulating about me soon and i just wanted to get on here and set the record straight. i did NOT misgender @sorenericksen.bsky.social ‘s virtual cat. no matter what they say just know it is a LIE