getting emotional over how many snow plows i’m seeing today. they’re so excited to finally be needed
February 18, 2026 at 10:34 PM
getting emotional over how many snow plows i’m seeing today. they’re so excited to finally be needed
of course i love musicals that’s like literally the first requirement for being gay
February 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
of course i love musicals that’s like literally the first requirement for being gay
closing my closet doors before bed bc i don’t claim that energy
February 16, 2026 at 11:40 AM
closing my closet doors before bed bc i don’t claim that energy
so high that i just said “thank you for having me” to the smoke shop worker
February 14, 2026 at 12:27 AM
so high that i just said “thank you for having me” to the smoke shop worker
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bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation
January 28, 2026 at 5:35 AM
bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation
one hand on the bush one hand in the puss
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
one hand on the bush one hand in the puss
January 18, 2026 at 3:21 AM
sometimes free will is in fact crippling
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
sometimes free will is in fact crippling
ope it’s 11:11 i’m wishing that ill make it to the toilet in the next 5 minutes
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
ope it’s 11:11 i’m wishing that ill make it to the toilet in the next 5 minutes
music is so awesome imagine not having music life would not be awesome at ALL
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
music is so awesome imagine not having music life would not be awesome at ALL
off 5 edibles at my parents house on christmas eve sharing a room with my little sister be like
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
off 5 edibles at my parents house on christmas eve sharing a room with my little sister be like
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
unfortunately i will NEVER be a turkey trotter. and honestly everyone who is is kind of a psychopath
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
unfortunately i will NEVER be a turkey trotter. and honestly everyone who is is kind of a psychopath
just found out the original dress was blue and black. NOBODY fucking talk to me.
October 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
just found out the original dress was blue and black. NOBODY fucking talk to me.
my only healthy coping skill in the winter is jazz
October 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my only healthy coping skill in the winter is jazz
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
October 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
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Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
something about a woman with an irish accent. can’t elaborate further
September 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
something about a woman with an irish accent. can’t elaborate further
can somebody come slap me in the face with a pie??! need to feel something. thx ☺️
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
can somebody come slap me in the face with a pie??! need to feel something. thx ☺️
hell would actually be hell if you weren’t there
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
hell would actually be hell if you weren’t there
now tooting i can get behind
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
now tooting i can get behind
hell is gonna be so on fleek
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
hell is gonna be so on fleek
whyyyy oh why would anyone hangout with a dude. like what do you get out of that. genuinely
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 AM
whyyyy oh why would anyone hangout with a dude. like what do you get out of that. genuinely
just accidentally touched a dry microfiber towel without the chance to mentally prepare so now my day is fucking ruined
September 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
just accidentally touched a dry microfiber towel without the chance to mentally prepare so now my day is fucking ruined