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Spew That Content, Girl!
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You deserve the services of a great wizard, but I’m afraid you’ll have to be glad of the aid of a second rate pickpocket|🔞

Fallout enjoyer. Monte Cristo consumer. Burgeoning DM. Sitcom watcher.

they/them | Coco | An abandoned bunker in the Rockies 📍
December 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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クリスマスリースなライオン🎄
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
While it’s no fun seeing the homies in emotional distress it’s also been kinda funny watching us all have the exact same style of mental breakdown a week after our respective 30th birthdays. It’s like there’s a little slow release capsule in your brain or something full sadness.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You can call me Wiz Biz but my full name is Wizard Bizard
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My body needing to pee because I got my hands wet from washing them is so dumb. Now I gotta do it all again. It’s inefficient as all hell.
December 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Friday at last…
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Meetup at the Prehistoric Journey dinosaur riding gnome who’s going
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Walton Polygoggins
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
My rogue acquired a raven animal companion which means I’m Lucanis now
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Friday at last…
December 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Saw the price of a pack of Newports the other day— you’re really in it for the love of the gaming if you’re paying that. I respect it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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AI took my beloved em dash from me so I will raze every data center to the ground
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Buying this to show Ebinezer Scrooge a thing or two about Christmas Present
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Thinking about This Thing I saw the other day
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
New friends are never ready for how solid my delivery of Nosferatu saying “you must bounce on it crazy style” is and their reactions are a delight every time
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Friday at last…
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: ED AND LORRAINE WARREN!
December 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For Halloween next year I’m just gonna wear a black tank top and be Dennis saying “Boys are out tonight, huh?” while doing a little spin
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Sometimes things that are expensive… are worse.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Why's Hello Kitty dressed like she wants to do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m sure I’ve said this before but imma say it again because it’s so amusing to me it’s crazy how many vegetables I thought I hated but it turned out my dad was just absolutely ass at cooking them. It’s like he has a superpower to pick the worst way to prepare each one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love the Mr. Darcy hand flex very much but oh Mr. Bingley lightly grabbing the the little bit of Jane’s dress as it flutters behind her while they walk
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Need to learn to make edits because I have an idea for a Frankenstein one set to Sheep Go To Heaven by Cake but this is just not a skill set I have
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So stressed out I can practically taste the cigarette I don’t need but desperately want despite giving that when I starting dating my now husband
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM