One-Winged Criss Angel
@judethelion.bsky.social
AJ, 32 | he/they, bi | NSFW, no minors🔞
Denver-area buffoon into cooking, furries, JRPGs, crosswords, and game shows.
Well-behaved buffaloes seldom make wild wings
Husband: @rorysmayonnaise.bsky.social
Denver-area buffoon into cooking, furries, JRPGs, crosswords, and game shows.
Well-behaved buffaloes seldom make wild wings
Husband: @rorysmayonnaise.bsky.social
Pinned
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Based as FUCK
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November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Based as FUCK
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Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
December 26, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Been drawing so many reindeer at work these days 🦌
“what that mouth do” it eats bologna and cheese sandwiches like it’s the mouth’s job
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“what that mouth do” it eats bologna and cheese sandwiches like it’s the mouth’s job
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He really does look like xehanort
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
He really does look like xehanort
it’s still hip to shorten words I think, that’s why I call buttered noodles “butt noods”.
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
it’s still hip to shorten words I think, that’s why I call buttered noodles “butt noods”.
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🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
Apple launches a Digital ID and says it’ll be accepted by the TSA
A new way to present your ID.
buff.ly
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 PM
🚨 Do not hand your unlocked phone to law enforcement 🚨
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Normalising the surrender of unlocked devices — esp at borders — is a dangerous precedent Apple is fore-fronting. Pushing an unlocked phone as standard-issue ID &commercialising #surveillance under the guise of “convenience”
#privacy #digitalID
Pikmin Bloom glitched and put me in the void
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pikmin Bloom glitched and put me in the void
Hey Allan I’m really happy for you man but that was a work laptop
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hey Allan I’m really happy for you man but that was a work laptop
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donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
donald trump might be the most “obvious pedophile” of all time this is crazy
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Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Could be about anyone.
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
12x18 prints in store while I'm on parental leave!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/letsgo
#illustration #medieval #cute
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Geoff Keighley clawing at his desk, frothing at the mouth with veins bulging out on his neck and forehead, finding a way for E33 to lose everything it gets nominated for
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Geoff Keighley clawing at his desk, frothing at the mouth with veins bulging out on his neck and forehead, finding a way for E33 to lose everything it gets nominated for
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I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I took a photo yesterday as the sun was setting and I thought it would be fun to shoot it again while it was snowing.
Nationwide (through my job) is screwing over pet owners with their new insurance update — is there a good pet insurance anyone would recommend, specifically for senior cats? :(
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Nationwide (through my job) is screwing over pet owners with their new insurance update — is there a good pet insurance anyone would recommend, specifically for senior cats? :(
guy who does his Christmas shopping mid-November
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
guy who does his Christmas shopping mid-November
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the Reddit “rap is dead” crowd when they listen to the new Danny Brown
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the Reddit “rap is dead” crowd when they listen to the new Danny Brown
It says a lot that I’m surprised by this. I was sure that this would be the next example of SCOTUS legislating far-right stuff from the bench
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It says a lot that I’m surprised by this. I was sure that this would be the next example of SCOTUS legislating far-right stuff from the bench
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#starfoxtober2023 #starfox - Path
"Good Luck!"
I really dig the poster feel of this one. If I could get away with doing prints or something (I'm not sure if I can), this would be one I'd love to do
"Good Luck!"
I really dig the poster feel of this one. If I could get away with doing prints or something (I'm not sure if I can), this would be one I'd love to do
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#starfoxtober2023 #starfox - Path
"Good Luck!"
I really dig the poster feel of this one. If I could get away with doing prints or something (I'm not sure if I can), this would be one I'd love to do
"Good Luck!"
I really dig the poster feel of this one. If I could get away with doing prints or something (I'm not sure if I can), this would be one I'd love to do
Giggling whimsically and clapping my big hairy feet together at how fun the Uncharted level of Astro Bot is
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Giggling whimsically and clapping my big hairy feet together at how fun the Uncharted level of Astro Bot is