We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

Oh god, what did I do to piss you off?!

It's called Blue Lady tea. It's like Earl Grey but with grapefruit instead of bergamot. Blue Lady. Like Earl Grey but grapefruit instead bergamot. Blue blaby. Blearl Bley blapefruit blot blergamot. Blue blue blue blue bla bluh blot blerblablue.

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

We've all had too much sorrow/ Now is the time for Joy.

me: i’ll take a hot coffee

barista: do u want a medium?

me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks.

barista: no, a medium coffee:

me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead

Uh... hey there. It's good to be away from the Nazi hellscape that The Other Place has turned into.