mr. chris
@crackinwax.com
Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.
It's amazing that humanity has somehow managed to survive so long.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's amazing that humanity has somehow managed to survive so long.
The Downward Spiral in surround sound is divine. It won’t give up, it wants me dead, goddamn this voice inside my head.
a man is doing a handstand in a dark room with a painting on the wall behind him .
ALT: a man is doing a handstand in a dark room with a painting on the wall behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Downward Spiral in surround sound is divine. It won’t give up, it wants me dead, goddamn this voice inside my head.
Why hasn’t it happened yet
People like @wilwheaton.net are saying it could happen today. I say, why hasn’t it happened yet?
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why hasn’t it happened yet
People like @wilwheaton.net are saying it could happen today. I say, why hasn’t it happened yet?
December 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM
People like @wilwheaton.net are saying it could happen today. I say, why hasn’t it happened yet?
NOW WATCHING: speaking of @alyankovic.bsky.social, UHF is one of the most underrated all-time classic comedies of the 80s. #nowwatching #moviesky #filmsky
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
NOW WATCHING: speaking of @alyankovic.bsky.social, UHF is one of the most underrated all-time classic comedies of the 80s. #nowwatching #moviesky #filmsky
NOW PLAYING: Future Perfect by Autolux, a superb and little-known band (and album) that likely never would have existed if another band had never broken up, if only temporarily. #nowspinning #nowplaying #np #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NOW PLAYING: Future Perfect by Autolux, a superb and little-known band (and album) that likely never would have existed if another band had never broken up, if only temporarily. #nowspinning #nowplaying #np #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky
Happy Concert for George Day to those who celebrate.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy Concert for George Day to those who celebrate.
Damn. It’s Allen & Ginter season. Now I’m sad. Damn.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Damn. It’s Allen & Ginter season. Now I’m sad. Damn.
Black Dog, Led Zeppelin IV, Led Zeppelin
Saturday Savior, Fantastic Planet, Failure
Cult of Personality, Vivid, Living Colour
Wake Up, Above, Mad Season
Cherub Rock, Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Stinkfist, Tool
Israel’s Son, Silverchair
Rusty Cage, Soundgarden
Roundabout, Yes
Saturday Savior, Fantastic Planet, Failure
Cult of Personality, Vivid, Living Colour
Wake Up, Above, Mad Season
Cherub Rock, Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Stinkfist, Tool
Israel’s Son, Silverchair
Rusty Cage, Soundgarden
Roundabout, Yes
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Black Dog, Led Zeppelin IV, Led Zeppelin
Saturday Savior, Fantastic Planet, Failure
Cult of Personality, Vivid, Living Colour
Wake Up, Above, Mad Season
Cherub Rock, Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Stinkfist, Tool
Israel’s Son, Silverchair
Rusty Cage, Soundgarden
Roundabout, Yes
Saturday Savior, Fantastic Planet, Failure
Cult of Personality, Vivid, Living Colour
Wake Up, Above, Mad Season
Cherub Rock, Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
HONORABLE MENTIONS
Stinkfist, Tool
Israel’s Son, Silverchair
Rusty Cage, Soundgarden
Roundabout, Yes
Why more people don't understand this bit of advice, I'll never truly comprehend. If it's not hurting you or others, go for it!
This is insane, fellas. Do what makes you happy! If it’s not hurting anyone else who cares.
So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Why more people don't understand this bit of advice, I'll never truly comprehend. If it's not hurting you or others, go for it!
NOW PLAYING: “Weird Al” Yankovic In 3-D… and suddenly I’m hungry. #EatIt @alyankovic.bsky.social #nowspinning #nowplaying #np #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
NOW PLAYING: “Weird Al” Yankovic In 3-D… and suddenly I’m hungry. #EatIt @alyankovic.bsky.social #nowspinning #nowplaying #np #vinylcommunity #vinylsky #musicsky
Krazy Ken @computerclan.com saying “where my hose at” today caught me
a tractor with a hose attached to it is spraying water on a car .
ALT: a tractor with a hose attached to it is spraying water on a car .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Krazy Ken @computerclan.com saying “where my hose at” today caught me
Morning! What batshit crazy thing will the 🍊 👑 💩 say/do today? 🐷
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Morning! What batshit crazy thing will the 🍊 👑 💩 say/do today? 🐷
This wouldn't surprise me in the least. The whole thing just reeks of sus.
Be prepared for the redaction cover-up. It's coming. We will need to keep fighting until the entire truth comes out.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This wouldn't surprise me in the least. The whole thing just reeks of sus.
FUN FACT: I used to HAAAAAAATE reading. Absolutely LOATHED it. Now I read all the goddamned time. What happened to me??
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
FUN FACT: I used to HAAAAAAATE reading. Absolutely LOATHED it. Now I read all the goddamned time. What happened to me??
Oh, man. I feel this in my cardboard bones.
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Oh, man. I feel this in my cardboard bones.
Item price is $10 Friday.
Store raises price to $20 Saturday.
Store gives 25% discount Sunday, item now costs $15, store says you saved $5.
Store raises price to $20 Saturday.
Store gives 25% discount Sunday, item now costs $15, store says you saved $5.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Item price is $10 Friday.
Store raises price to $20 Saturday.
Store gives 25% discount Sunday, item now costs $15, store says you saved $5.
Store raises price to $20 Saturday.
Store gives 25% discount Sunday, item now costs $15, store says you saved $5.
Imagine living in a country whose government actively hates and bullies its own citizens.
I want a government that doesn’t sound like a deeply damaged, bratty boy when it communicates with citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Imagine living in a country whose government actively hates and bullies its own citizens.
Not sure if TV and sound system big enough to watch YouTube.
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not sure if TV and sound system big enough to watch YouTube.
When a was a breaker, I’d give some of my community members nicknames. One that I’m still very proud of is 6 Degrees of Kevin Benson.
What’s a nickname you’ve given someone that you’re proud of?
What’s a nickname you’ve given someone that you’re proud of?
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
When a was a breaker, I’d give some of my community members nicknames. One that I’m still very proud of is 6 Degrees of Kevin Benson.
What’s a nickname you’ve given someone that you’re proud of?
What’s a nickname you’ve given someone that you’re proud of?
FFS when I was a breaker, they were still $20... sometimes less. THIS WAS LESS THAN FIVE YEARS AGO.
This morning I saw a blaster of 2025 Topps Chrome out in the wild and even though I'm not into The Shiny I thought about buying it because I felt like opening packs.
I found out the blaster is $40
I put it back and walked out
I found out the blaster is $40
I put it back and walked out
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
FFS when I was a breaker, they were still $20... sometimes less. THIS WAS LESS THAN FIVE YEARS AGO.
Oh, hello, Aurora Borealis.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Oh, hello, Aurora Borealis.
The more I think about it, the more obvious it is to me that Tool is #6. Not sure who the remaining four would be, though.
My wife recently asked me if (random musical act) was in my Top 10, and I said "no" which absolutely had her flabbergasted. I can tell you my Top 5 easily. Beatles, Zeppelin, Nirvana, Pumpkins, and Failure. I haven't the slightest idea who would be 6-10. Anyone else here have that problem?
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The more I think about it, the more obvious it is to me that Tool is #6. Not sure who the remaining four would be, though.
My wife recently asked me if (random musical act) was in my Top 10, and I said "no" which absolutely had her flabbergasted. I can tell you my Top 5 easily. Beatles, Zeppelin, Nirvana, Pumpkins, and Failure. I haven't the slightest idea who would be 6-10. Anyone else here have that problem?
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My wife recently asked me if (random musical act) was in my Top 10, and I said "no" which absolutely had her flabbergasted. I can tell you my Top 5 easily. Beatles, Zeppelin, Nirvana, Pumpkins, and Failure. I haven't the slightest idea who would be 6-10. Anyone else here have that problem?
Clearly they're going to do James Bond: The Teen Years. I mean... who wouldn't want to see pimply-faced Jimmy Bond go thru all of the trials and tribulations of his most awkward phase of life?
Spoiler: it’s because he died. The writers of a franchise whose main character has been played by seven actors across sixty years think they have to come up with a plot explanation for the character coming back after dying in the previous movie. radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
EXCLUSIVE: James Bond Writers Reveal Twist That Has Left New Creators With 'Huge Headache' When It Comes to Resurrecting the Super-Spy for Amazon
Bond writers are now racking their brain, trying to move forward with the franchise after the last film's wild twist.
radaronline.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Clearly they're going to do James Bond: The Teen Years. I mean... who wouldn't want to see pimply-faced Jimmy Bond go thru all of the trials and tribulations of his most awkward phase of life?