mr. chris
@crackinwax.com
Space geek, science nerd, baseball fan, football watcher, music lover. Quite possibly the only preschool gym teacher in the world.
I’m just catching up on the day’s news. Had no idea this was in reference. Now, how do I post this in Calibri?
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m just catching up on the day’s news. Had no idea this was in reference. Now, how do I post this in Calibri?
I think (and curse) about Brush Script any time I see it out in the wild. So, like… multiple times every day.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I think (and curse) about Brush Script any time I see it out in the wild. So, like… multiple times every day.
I was in “don’t score so fast” mode. Wouldn’t be surprised if Bears take the game 29-28, but will be happy to be wrong.
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I was in “don’t score so fast” mode. Wouldn’t be surprised if Bears take the game 29-28, but will be happy to be wrong.
…or noise. I keep saying voice. Must say something about me 🤷♂️
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
…or noise. I keep saying voice. Must say something about me 🤷♂️
I heard some guy who thinks socker is for weak woke libs got a participation trophy because he cried about not getting an actual for real one.
December 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I heard some guy who thinks socker is for weak woke libs got a participation trophy because he cried about not getting an actual for real one.
See, you all think he meant 3 terabytes, but this is food he's talking about here. It's teraBITES.
a man in a tuxedo is playing drums in front of a red curtain that says snl week
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing drums in front of a red curtain that says snl week
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
See, you all think he meant 3 terabytes, but this is food he's talking about here. It's teraBITES.
MERICA! *upside down flag*
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
MERICA! *upside down flag*
I was not! Side 1 says “Polka with your bad self” and Side 2 says “How much would you pay?”
November 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was not! Side 1 says “Polka with your bad self” and Side 2 says “How much would you pay?”
We deserve that and worse. Seriously. Fuck us.
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We deserve that and worse. Seriously. Fuck us.
Probably an extremely dumb question, but it's a question only a guy like me who uses Bluesky as his Google could ask... wouldn't the 🍊👑💩 just pardon them anyway?
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Probably an extremely dumb question, but it's a question only a guy like me who uses Bluesky as his Google could ask... wouldn't the 🍊👑💩 just pardon them anyway?