Crack Addicted Whore
@crackaddictedwhore.bsky.social
My poop has a boner
Conservative man hearing about stir-fry for the first time:
"STIR-fry? Sounds controversial."
"STIR-fry? Sounds controversial."
November 8, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Conservative man hearing about stir-fry for the first time:
"STIR-fry? Sounds controversial."
"STIR-fry? Sounds controversial."
Reading about the Goon Town Massacre
November 7, 2023 at 6:58 PM
Reading about the Goon Town Massacre
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I hope this email finds you immobile and stuffed in a bakery.
November 7, 2023 at 12:44 PM
I hope this email finds you immobile and stuffed in a bakery.
Hello, sexual friends! How are you?
November 6, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Hello, sexual friends! How are you?
I gooned so hard
And got so faaaaarrr
In the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fart
To lose it aaaaaalll
In the end
It doesn't even mat-te-e-e-e-e-er
And got so faaaaarrr
In the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fart
To lose it aaaaaalll
In the end
It doesn't even mat-te-e-e-e-e-er
November 6, 2023 at 6:38 AM
I gooned so hard
And got so faaaaarrr
In the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fart
To lose it aaaaaalll
In the end
It doesn't even mat-te-e-e-e-e-er
And got so faaaaarrr
In the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fart
To lose it aaaaaalll
In the end
It doesn't even mat-te-e-e-e-e-er
I'm so happy for you and your wife
November 6, 2023 at 3:14 AM
I'm so happy for you and your wife
My teddy bear just pooped this out
November 6, 2023 at 2:55 AM
My teddy bear just pooped this out
Hey babe. Let's eat chocolate together
November 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Hey babe. Let's eat chocolate together
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Not a fan of the reboot.
November 6, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Not a fan of the reboot.
This week, on My Strange Addiction...
"I can't stop picking my nose."
"I can't stop picking my nose."
November 5, 2023 at 7:05 PM
This week, on My Strange Addiction...
"I can't stop picking my nose."
"I can't stop picking my nose."
Crunge:
Cringe + Grunge
Cringe + Grunge
November 2, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Crunge:
Cringe + Grunge
Cringe + Grunge
Now is the winter of our incontinence
November 2, 2023 at 5:59 AM
Now is the winter of our incontinence
I got a scary dingaling
November 1, 2023 at 10:04 PM
I got a scary dingaling
Greetings, future sexual partner. How is the evening treating you?
November 1, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Greetings, future sexual partner. How is the evening treating you?
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alright that's all I got I'm going to have a responsible amount of candy and watch muppets haunted mansion until I realize it kinda sucks compared to the classics then watch baseball
October 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM
alright that's all I got I'm going to have a responsible amount of candy and watch muppets haunted mansion until I realize it kinda sucks compared to the classics then watch baseball
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Fun Fact: You can give out anything on Halloween. It doesn't have to be candy.
An hour ago I gave a kid my cable bill.
An hour ago I gave a kid my cable bill.
October 31, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Fun Fact: You can give out anything on Halloween. It doesn't have to be candy.
An hour ago I gave a kid my cable bill.
An hour ago I gave a kid my cable bill.
My anxiety: *epic laser-gun battle noises*
November 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
My anxiety: *epic laser-gun battle noises*
In the throes of macaroni
November 1, 2023 at 12:45 AM
In the throes of macaroni
Adopting a child in the hopes that it will teach me responsibility
October 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Adopting a child in the hopes that it will teach me responsibility
Consuming so much caffeine that I have a panic attack. I'm on top of the world
October 31, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Consuming so much caffeine that I have a panic attack. I'm on top of the world
Me: I am Team Ovulating
You: *says "Ugh" and scrolls past
You: *says "Ugh" and scrolls past
October 31, 2023 at 6:15 PM
Me: I am Team Ovulating
You: *says "Ugh" and scrolls past
You: *says "Ugh" and scrolls past
Sissy said I have pee-pee on my hands, but I smelled my hands and they didn't smell like pee-pee! 😤
October 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Sissy said I have pee-pee on my hands, but I smelled my hands and they didn't smell like pee-pee! 😤
Who ya gonna call?
My mo-ther!
My mo-ther!
October 30, 2023 at 1:13 AM
Who ya gonna call?
My mo-ther!
My mo-ther!