who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Dissolution of real life
Only satisfied by seeing likes
Creating reality through a screen of lies
Unaware as the real world dies

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,305,860!

I frowned but then smiled. I can’t even be mad

Hi, I’m Sam Handwich, owner and founder of Sam Handwich’s Ham Sandwiches. When my father gave me this name, I vowed to one day kill him. I’ve harnessed that anger into a passion for quality meat and deli products, and I’m here today to tell you about our new spring menu

Frank Ocean is a large body of hot dog water.

Anybody else ever think about how as a child the devil was always portrayed with a shiny plump ass? No? Just me?