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Crab photographer. Podcast network entrepreneur. Host of the Deuces Podcast.
Dunks and Threes finally posting their Actual EPM metrics for this season. Here are the Heat players:
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Dunks and Threes finally posting their Actual EPM metrics for this season. Here are the Heat players:
The opposite of what I would picture a Chase Jeter to look like
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The opposite of what I would picture a Chase Jeter to look like
One good arminid deserves another
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One good arminid deserves another
For context, heading into tonight's cataclysm...
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For context, heading into tonight's cataclysm...
Dos invited me over for a baked ziti dinner recently!
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Dos invited me over for a baked ziti dinner recently!
Instagram algorithm again keeping me so wonderfully up to date. Anyway, yeah, he's a bust. Time to move on.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Instagram algorithm again keeping me so wonderfully up to date. Anyway, yeah, he's a bust. Time to move on.
The nooooooticing returns
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The nooooooticing returns
AFFORDABILITY
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
AFFORDABILITY
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
The nooooooticing continues until Wiggins is a Laker
The nooooooticing continues until Wiggins is a Laker
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
The nooooooticing continues until Wiggins is a Laker
The nooooooticing continues until Wiggins is a Laker
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
The noooooooticing will continue until morale improves by sending Wiggins to his destiny!
The noooooooticing will continue until morale improves by sending Wiggins to his destiny!
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
The noooooooticing will continue until morale improves by sending Wiggins to his destiny!
The noooooooticing will continue until morale improves by sending Wiggins to his destiny!
Ira used the "universal donor" metaphor to describe Pelle tonight and I need him to stop
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Ira used the "universal donor" metaphor to describe Pelle tonight and I need him to stop
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
Noooooooooooticing
Noooooooooooticing
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
#PurpleAndGoldRevolution
Noooooooooooticing
Noooooooooooticing
Nooooticing Andrew Wiggins minutes still not leading to winning. He was above water until that last stretch!
October 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nooooticing Andrew Wiggins minutes still not leading to winning. He was above water until that last stretch!
My elderly mother with arthritis accidentally turning on voice to text for the 1000th time because she holds the remote a certain way even though she can read the text just fine
October 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My elderly mother with arthritis accidentally turning on voice to text for the 1000th time because she holds the remote a certain way even though she can read the text just fine
Explaining that there's an Apple TV device and Apple TV app. And that you have to log into streaming accounts on every individual device even if they're plugged into the same TV
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Explaining that there's an Apple TV device and Apple TV app. And that you have to log into streaming accounts on every individual device even if they're plugged into the same TV
JokerDamaged dot joeg
October 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
JokerDamaged dot joeg
Reaching unheard levels of nooticing
October 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reaching unheard levels of nooticing