Crab Photographer
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Crab photographer. Podcast network entrepreneur. Host of the Deuces Podcast.
Challengers : sex in movies :: Cowboy Mike's Own Original Red-Hot Ricocheeeeetttt Barbecue Sauce : Boldness in barbecue sauces
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Challengers : sex in movies :: Cowboy Mike's Own Original Red-Hot Ricocheeeeetttt Barbecue Sauce : Boldness in barbecue sauces
This is more explicitly sexual than anything in Challengers
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is more explicitly sexual than anything in Challengers
Here's the lens through which I am evaluating the Heat season: How much smaller are these problems if Andrew Wiggins was banished to the Phantom Zone?
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Here's the lens through which I am evaluating the Heat season: How much smaller are these problems if Andrew Wiggins was banished to the Phantom Zone?
Now that the bench is no longer smoking opponents, the Heat's inability to find a good starting lineup is getting louder.
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Now that the bench is no longer smoking opponents, the Heat's inability to find a good starting lineup is getting louder.
*No one* on the Heat deserves a contract extension
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
*No one* on the Heat deserves a contract extension
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story last night was that they might have been radioing for help or would (inexplicably) turn around and head back for the US after having turned around to head back to VZ. turns out the boat was split in half and capsized, they had no radio, and bradley ordered them executed because he felt like it
December 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
story last night was that they might have been radioing for help or would (inexplicably) turn around and head back for the US after having turned around to head back to VZ. turns out the boat was split in half and capsized, they had no radio, and bradley ordered them executed because he felt like it
How many more missed games until the narrative starts shifting to "maybe the Clippers were right not to extend Norm?"
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
How many more missed games until the narrative starts shifting to "maybe the Clippers were right not to extend Norm?"
Just enough time to work out a trade!
Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo is expected to be sidelined for approximately 2 to 4 weeks with a right calf strain, sources tell ESPN.
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just enough time to work out a trade!
Jovic can't crack a rotation where Andrew Wiggins is putting up 4-18 shooting games
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jovic can't crack a rotation where Andrew Wiggins is putting up 4-18 shooting games
Andrew Wiggins
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Andrew Wiggins
Jaime, please regain your touch around the rim
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Jaime, please regain your touch around the rim
Bam Adebayo finally fulfilling his destiny to be a small forward next to Giannis and Kel'el
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Bam Adebayo finally fulfilling his destiny to be a small forward next to Giannis and Kel'el
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
LETS ALL GET CATACLYSMICALLY FURIOUS RIGHT NOW THAT THE HEAT FAILED TO TRADE FOR GIANNIS BECAUSE THEY WONT INCLUDE TYLER HERRO!!!!! THOSE DUMB BASTARDS I HATE THIS LOUSY FOURTEEN AND SEVEN TEAM!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
LETS ALL GET CATACLYSMICALLY FURIOUS RIGHT NOW THAT THE HEAT FAILED TO TRADE FOR GIANNIS BECAUSE THEY WONT INCLUDE TYLER HERRO!!!!! THOSE DUMB BASTARDS I HATE THIS LOUSY FOURTEEN AND SEVEN TEAM!!!!
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Mild "Andor" detail: There's a delightful diegetic dance track in season 2 where the only lyric is the word "NIAMOS!" That's the name of the beach planet Cassian hides out on in season 1—making it the Star Wars equivalent of yelling "MIAMI"
This must mean there's a space Pitbull
This must mean there's a space Pitbull
April 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Mild "Andor" detail: There's a delightful diegetic dance track in season 2 where the only lyric is the word "NIAMOS!" That's the name of the beach planet Cassian hides out on in season 1—making it the Star Wars equivalent of yelling "MIAMI"
This must mean there's a space Pitbull
This must mean there's a space Pitbull
Quentin Tarantino opinions breaching my social media containment. I see why most directors choose not to unleash hot takes about other people's movies.
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Quentin Tarantino opinions breaching my social media containment. I see why most directors choose not to unleash hot takes about other people's movies.
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I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I still can't believe Sony sold K-Pop Demon Hunters to Netflix thinking it would be a flop, but are betting that basketball movie with a goat is going to be a huge hit in cinemas.
I fucking despise Kawhi Leonard. Do this shit BEFORE your team is down by 38 you fucking putz.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I fucking despise Kawhi Leonard. Do this shit BEFORE your team is down by 38 you fucking putz.
Heat look pretty good when shooting 75% from 3.
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Heat look pretty good when shooting 75% from 3.
Simone Fontecchio with a +21 to close out this half. Lol
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Simone Fontecchio with a +21 to close out this half. Lol
Is Spo re-installing the trapping defense from 2013?
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Is Spo re-installing the trapping defense from 2013?
What's up with Jaime's finishing tonight?
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What's up with Jaime's finishing tonight?