j. shocker esquire
@crabkimpton.bsky.social
LOL Cracked my pants!!
Airbnb owners across the world are adding clauses to their contracts that say guests aren't allowed to play Sburb during their stay
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Airbnb owners across the world are adding clauses to their contracts that say guests aren't allowed to play Sburb during their stay
in france. while eating lunch, saw a guy setting up for a street performance. he removes his coat to reveal he's dressed like a magician, and then gets on a box and pulls out a big fushigi ball. when he does this all pigeons in a hundred meter radius get scared and fly away
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
in france. while eating lunch, saw a guy setting up for a street performance. he removes his coat to reveal he's dressed like a magician, and then gets on a box and pulls out a big fushigi ball. when he does this all pigeons in a hundred meter radius get scared and fly away
Hero shooters need more pregnant characters
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hero shooters need more pregnant characters
stranger things genwunners
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
stranger things genwunners
Would I be allowed to put in my will that I want my body fed through a woodchipper at my funeral
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Would I be allowed to put in my will that I want my body fed through a woodchipper at my funeral
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boring ass movie wish i was playing sonic unleashed on xbox 360 instead
October 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
boring ass movie wish i was playing sonic unleashed on xbox 360 instead
naval captain coach z telling his crew to barton darn the hartches
September 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
naval captain coach z telling his crew to barton darn the hartches
nuclear bomb launched into enemy city by medieval trebuchet
September 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
nuclear bomb launched into enemy city by medieval trebuchet
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
Jimmy Neutron was a powerful technomancer
September 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jimmy Neutron was a powerful technomancer
had a dream about a cutesy furry comic in which a crocodile mom is asked by her daughter if she can buy a binder and the mom says yes and the camera pushes in on her while she talks about how she supports her trans son but when it pulls back out the kid has eaten the binder
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
had a dream about a cutesy furry comic in which a crocodile mom is asked by her daughter if she can buy a binder and the mom says yes and the camera pushes in on her while she talks about how she supports her trans son but when it pulls back out the kid has eaten the binder
more like epic crap battles of pisstory
September 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
more like epic crap battles of pisstory
guy trying way too hard to make "I put the peas on the PLATE!" a saying
August 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
guy trying way too hard to make "I put the peas on the PLATE!" a saying
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I'm tired of people pretending that Homestuck is a difficult concept to grasp. It's about a group of kids fighting an invasion of evil toilets with singing heads inside them.
August 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm tired of people pretending that Homestuck is a difficult concept to grasp. It's about a group of kids fighting an invasion of evil toilets with singing heads inside them.
i'll give them this, i'm sure vivziepop could write karkat pretty accurately
August 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i'll give them this, i'm sure vivziepop could write karkat pretty accurately
cheddar cheese tastes like if you could eat crayolas
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
cheddar cheese tastes like if you could eat crayolas
Stephen Furry. someone had to say it
The teaser trailer for ‘GOAT,’ a new Sony Animation movie produced by Stephen Curry.
In theaters February 13, 2026.
In theaters February 13, 2026.
July 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Stephen Furry. someone had to say it
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Larry David is Chinese. Prove me wrong
July 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Larry David is Chinese. Prove me wrong
the ding dang swjs have gone TOO FAR this time.... word is on the street that the king of the hill reboot made kahn asian
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the ding dang swjs have gone TOO FAR this time.... word is on the street that the king of the hill reboot made kahn asian
woke up this morning with a 21 pilots song stuck in my head. what did I do to deserve this?
July 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
woke up this morning with a 21 pilots song stuck in my head. what did I do to deserve this?
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Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
watched xmen 97. why did they give professor x such fuckable lips
June 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
watched xmen 97. why did they give professor x such fuckable lips
that deadpool vr game looks so dogwater i half expected to see justin roiland's name in the trailer somewhere
June 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
that deadpool vr game looks so dogwater i half expected to see justin roiland's name in the trailer somewhere
youtube search results in 2025 are something else man
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
youtube search results in 2025 are something else man
This only strengthens my opinions about copyright law
May 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This only strengthens my opinions about copyright law