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Crabbyashley
@crabbyashley.bsky.social
For the girls.
My sister is out of town so I let them in my room and less than 5 mins later he was having feelings about Lola looking at him.
July 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
@theravenof.bsky.social saw this on Facebook and thought of you
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I recently dogsat for a couple who took two of their dogs to a chiropractor but I was perusing her Facebook page and she’d posted about being sick and skipping medication and going to a “medical” spa instead like come on. Also their dogs got like multiple CBD treats a day lol zooted (not really lol)
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Reposted by Crabbyashley
The wellness industry is killing animals, spreading disease, and fueling the next pandemic
The wellness industry is killing animals, spreading disease, and fueling the next pandemic
Cats and dogs are dying because of growth of raw pet food, which might also help create the next pandemic.
www.statnews.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My mom’s cats I’m watching this weekend. The black kitty and tabby are littermates and the calico is a stray teen mom my mom took in.
April 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reposted by Crabbyashley
'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
April 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So anyway I shared a king size bed with the other two and guess who had the most space? Not the plus size fully grown human!
When they told me he had a bed, I thought they meant a dog bed. I stopped in the doorway when I saw it for the first time. All 3 had their own blankies too. That is Sheba’s bed pushed against the wall. She’s at the vet bc she had a stroke on Monday. She’s doing well tho!
March 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
When they told me he had a bed, I thought they meant a dog bed. I stopped in the doorway when I saw it for the first time. All 3 had their own blankies too. That is Sheba’s bed pushed against the wall. She’s at the vet bc she had a stroke on Monday. She’s doing well tho!
March 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trying not to have anxiety about my IUD removal/insertion on Monday but am having so much anxiety that I took Friday off
March 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hell yeah
i’m losing it
March 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
🙄 during a measles outbreak jeez
March 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So these dogs have very specific foods they’re supposed to eat and I thought I had it down buttttt I do not. Lol. One of them gets kefir over his food
March 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
3 new goofs. From left to right Jordan (Jordy), Allie, and Jasper
March 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Just got politely fussed at by my boss which she had to immediately walk back bc I was right
March 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
*someone*
I took this opportunity to panic and flop around on the bag already outside, tearing it open. My coworker had left her phone inside so had to catch a wet, chili-covered trash cat and squeeze through the gap between hedge and fence to approach a different door to buzz for entry. Someone was screaming
March 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Julie’s gonna start advocating for black out curtains and a garlic free workplace in a @jortsthecat.bsky.social type scenario. Julie just slathering her with sunscreen and bringing iron pills for her to take.
March 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love when people post cringy fics with characters named Steel. Like we used to have to write that shit in a notebook and never let anyone read it or worse your classmates find it and laugh at you. Now you can have an equally cringy username and post it anonymously and other cringlings can enjoy it
March 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Everybody clap I cleaned the bathroom. Now I got to go pick up the cat food 💀
March 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Had to explain to my boss today that inpatient psychiatric treatment isn’t anything like a vacation at all. It’s like a combo of the worst camp you’ve ever been to and pretend jail.
March 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So this is a really stupid time of year where people get their tax refunds and buy slightly better than crap cars they can’t actually afford and then they get repod by end of May and I’m not really seeing much of that coming into work like I normally would.
March 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sounds really stupid in hindsight but I bought like 3 different kinds of sensitive skin face wash, one just plain, one with benzoyl peroxide, and one with salicylic acid and a daytime moisturizer with spf and a nighttime cream moisturizer and my skin looks almost good.
March 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
We all kept saying the Republican Party wouldn’t survive Trump and maybe not, but idk that the dems are going to make it either. Idc so much bc parties tend to cycle out in the US anyway and theyve had a long haul but idk that there are any 3rd parties in the wings to take over.
New: Last month, a group of moderate Democratic consultants, campaign staffers, elected officials & party leaders gathered in Loudoun County, Virginia, for a retreat where they plotted their party’s comeback.

We got their takeaways. t.co/bEwlg4jbtM
March 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I know perhaps this isn’t the best litmus test, but I would blow Zelenskyy happily but I wouldn’t touch even Rubio to like keep them from falling down or something. Let alone sexually. Bleh. How do those dorks keep getting women?
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM