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Crabbie
@crabbiekat.bsky.social
28 | ♑️ | any pronouns.
I like nerd stuff. I post nature pics and photos of my dog. Mostly I ramble.
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If you ever see on my Spotify that I am listening to “The Guy who Didn’t like Musicals” please know that I am internally raging and screaming and this is how I’m getting it out.
We have surpassed TGWDLM levels of manic depression and are back on that PMGITG Bullshit.
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fighting a panic attack. Feeling like a bug under a magnifying glass. Hate being observed. Time for TGWDLM.
October 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Enough with your purity tests! *Chugs factory runoff*
August 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Me and Shrike are going to be horribly wonderful parents someday. We just decided that if we are ever “blessed” with four boys, the last one is going to be named Bob. Bc by that point we’ll be so done with kids.
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Polyphemus moth from the other night. Still riding the high from seeing him.
September 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Today’s mood: Brave as a Noun by AJJ
August 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Realizing my coworker used to be into RVB. There is now a non-zero chance this person has heard me sing. Horrifying.
August 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hermitcraft MSHA-inspector au.
All I know is scar handles environmental compliance and spells SWPPP and SPCC with extra Ps and Cs and confuses the two constantly
July 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Work be like:

Me: “I could use a second opinion on this, I’m a little confused”
Second opinion: -gaslights me into thinking I am a lizard-
July 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me and my friend at this guy when he says he believes the government causes hurricanes.
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What is my job man?
July 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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You probably need to see kittens right now so I’m here for you. (They all got adopted into happy furever homes).
June 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shrike: “if I had a lightsaber I would just have a gun instead.”
Me: “honey, let me introduce you to Ezra Bridger.”
June 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Watching Obi-Wan series with Wife just finished episode 4.
Wife: “I hate Reva & I hate that I hate her but she’s such a good villain & a bitch and I hate her”
Me, who’s seen this series before, know’s Reva’s story, & knows what makes my wife’s favorite characters:
“Oh okay >:3, let’s keep watching”
June 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I asked my wife what kind of Star Wars alien they would be if they were in SW.
They chose Lasat, not knowing anything about them.
My hot-for-lasat ass:
a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white polo shirt and saying yes .
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Love will win.
March 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My wife is further cemented as the Jon in our Jonmartin as they cannot make tea.
They let the bag sit for like, 30 seconds and then handed me the cup.
March 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If you ever see on my Spotify that I am listening to “The Guy who Didn’t like Musicals” please know that I am internally raging and screaming and this is how I’m getting it out.
February 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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"The sin of empathy" is a phrase I saw by one of these fascists that has stayed with me.

In order to commit atrocities, you must eliminate empathy. You must dehumanize people to the point where empathy is impossible in order to get tacit assent by a population to commit mass violence and murder.
oh good he’s doing Nietzsche quotes that’s never a sign of anything worrying 🙄
February 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Oh this is a cute picrew!
February 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Very good advice to find after a day of doomscrolling
January 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Pass the yaoi!!!
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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this is an illegal order. the president does not have the legal authority to discriminate against entire categories of americans on the basis of sex. this order is no different than if he had issued one reinstituting segregation.
January 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Me 99% percent of the year: “idc about football or sports”
Me when the Eagles are in the playoffs and/or the Super Bowl: “E L G S E S EAGLES!!! GREASE UP THEM POLLS! FLY EAGLES FLY!!”
January 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I will call Addison McConnell by his preferred name and not his legal birth name when he chooses to call trans people by theirs.
January 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM