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Trad tradwife (i.e. running an illegal gin operation from the root cellar)
Pinned
Psst, you guys… the Antichrist guys are mad at the Pope.
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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cracking open a tall boy who’s a cold one
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Would love to hear which contemporary artists & architects you dig these days? any medium

would be wonderful to discover some more beauty & wonder & new ways to view this life

#artsky
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I emailed Fetterman to tell him that he‘s a horrible human being.

Didn‘t make me feel better. Surely won’t change his behavior.

3/10, do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Proposal: Tradwives shouldn’t use food processors and other electric tools.

If you’re going to think you’re superior for pretending you’re some bint from 1936 Oklahoma, churning your own butter and whatnot, you better be all in.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Congressman Ryan Mackenzie hasn’t worked in almost 107 days.

Does he represent President Trump and his billionaire cronies? Or the people of the Lehigh Valley?

PA07 #swingdistrict @electdemocrats.bsky.social @padems.org
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’d rather boink a babadook, but thanks.
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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This shutdown is now the longest in history, thanks to the Trump administration and their allies in Congress. They *could* fund the government and fix the health care crisis - but instead they’re prolonging the suffering of workers, just to break the Affordable Care Act.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Is this why they’re dragging it on? as something to blame the fucked GDP, dollar deval and layoffs on?
White House economic ‌adviser Kevin Hassett tells Fox Business that the impact of the government shutdown is far ​worse than expected.
November 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hey guys, Joe Kernen still freaking out on @cnbc.com this morning.

I guess Musk is a bit of a god and Mamdani is a communist value extractor?
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We’re not meant to care about genocide any more, unless men with trillion-dollar-pay-days like the skin or skull of the people being slaughtered
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Open AI wants the government to provide a guaranteed bailout if there’s a crash or it fails, but not healthcare for folks?

It’s Madame Defarge territory, y’all

www.wsj.com/video/openai...
OpenAI Wants Federal Backstop for New Investments
Sarah Friar, the CFO of OpenAI, says the company wants a federal guarantee to make it easier to finance massive investments in AI chips for data centers. Friar spoke at WSJ’s Tech Live event in Califo...
www.wsj.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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The @chicagotribune.com and S-T are teaming up to fight for the public’s right to know about the federal government that you pay for’s actions
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
there was almost a Bobby Newport of Boston?
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They’ve passed ONE bill, right?

Most do, what, 120?

They haven’t worked in +90 days.
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Joe Kernen on @cnbc.com losing his ever loving mind.

Apparently he’s for ”maximum freedom”... except for speech, women’s health, due process, tariffs, price control etc
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@andrewrsorkin.bsky.social I’d like to understand why corps would be afraid of Mamdani, but not tariffs, price controls, bribes, crony capitalism etc?
November 5, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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UPDATE: Dems lead every city council race in Aurora, Colorado - and could flip a 7-3 GOP majority into a 6-4 Dem edge - including what would be a shocking upset of MAGA media star Danielle Jurinsky, whose claims of a "complete gang takeover" led Trump to call Aurora "conquered." #copolitics
November 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Pope was asked about migrants detained in Chicago not being able to receive communion: "I would certainly invite the authorities to allow pastoral workers to attend to their needs many times they have been separated from their families for a good amount of time, no one knows what’s happening.”
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@cnn.com touting its election night coverage with Harry Enten, Ben f**king Shapiro and someone from The Daily Wire.
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
Alt: a man in a military (N*zi) uniform says “are we the baddies”
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is bonkers.

(Would be interested to know if TheDailyMail uses similar tactics to goose its numbers.)
No. Your Twitter traffic did NOT double overnight.

What happened?
Twitter's been stagnating/declining since 2023
The growth team growth hacked (making links auto-open in webview)
They hope marketers will fall for it & pay more attention again.
But, it's nothing more than smoke & mirrors.
November 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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NEW: Senator Durbin and I are demanding that Kristi Noem put a stop to DHS arresting people for filming agents attacking their neighbors.

How dare DHS call foul play while it uses taxpayer dollars to record propaganda videos?

It is legal to record. It's called accountability.
November 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Keep talking about the genocide in Sudan. Keep putting pressure on the government to sanction the UAE and to bring an end to this horrifying situation.

Link to @theguardian.com on Sudan published 3rd November 2025: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Blood spilled in Sudan can be seen from space. Nobody can feign ignorance about what’s going on | Nesrine Malik
The massacres carried out by the RSF in El Fasher, Darfur, with the support of its UAE sponsors, will only stop when the international community acts, says Guardian columnist Nesrine Malik
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Anyone know what Alejandro Kirk writes in the dirt before batting?
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM