Captain Professor Doctor Joe Conat
@cptprofdrjoeconat.bsky.social
Will punch Nazis for...being Nazis. I mean... they're Nazis, right? So you punch 'em.
Also, Nazis suck
Also, Nazis suck
Y'all remember the movie "Stripes"?
Remember that scene...Bill Murray and Harold Ramis' squad is invading Czechoslovakia to get them (and the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle) back?
Remember that scene...Bill Murray and Harold Ramis' squad is invading Czechoslovakia to get them (and the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle) back?
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Y'all remember the movie "Stripes"?
Remember that scene...Bill Murray and Harold Ramis' squad is invading Czechoslovakia to get them (and the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle) back?
Remember that scene...Bill Murray and Harold Ramis' squad is invading Czechoslovakia to get them (and the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle) back?
Last night I had a bunch of fun. Grilled tons of food, had a bunch of beer, great fireworks...
It was a nice wake for what used to be America.
It was a nice wake for what used to be America.
July 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Last night I had a bunch of fun. Grilled tons of food, had a bunch of beer, great fireworks...
It was a nice wake for what used to be America.
It was a nice wake for what used to be America.
Anyone else feel like they're freaking out so hard and sometimes fast that they're standing still?
June 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Anyone else feel like they're freaking out so hard and sometimes fast that they're standing still?
Between the drone attack and the Crimean bridge, I'm starting to think Ukraine has some Ender Wiggin level tactical/strategic genius in their back pocket somewhere. And I'm cheering that brilliant person like whoa!
June 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Between the drone attack and the Crimean bridge, I'm starting to think Ukraine has some Ender Wiggin level tactical/strategic genius in their back pocket somewhere. And I'm cheering that brilliant person like whoa!
WHO FUCKING CARES if Biden has cancer?!
(Aside from President Biden and his family and I genuinely wish them well)
That's like saying Paul von Hindenburg has pleurisy while Hitler is RIGHT HERE! DEAL WITH THE REAL STORY!
This country is just fucking moronic.
(Aside from President Biden and his family and I genuinely wish them well)
That's like saying Paul von Hindenburg has pleurisy while Hitler is RIGHT HERE! DEAL WITH THE REAL STORY!
This country is just fucking moronic.
May 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
WHO FUCKING CARES if Biden has cancer?!
(Aside from President Biden and his family and I genuinely wish them well)
That's like saying Paul von Hindenburg has pleurisy while Hitler is RIGHT HERE! DEAL WITH THE REAL STORY!
This country is just fucking moronic.
(Aside from President Biden and his family and I genuinely wish them well)
That's like saying Paul von Hindenburg has pleurisy while Hitler is RIGHT HERE! DEAL WITH THE REAL STORY!
This country is just fucking moronic.
Cancer picked the wrong president.
#8647
#8647
May 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cancer picked the wrong president.
#8647
#8647
#8647
May 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
#8647
Just to establish this right from go. I am staunch, life-long Democrat.
Why...?...How...?!... Fucking HOW?!...is this party, MY party, so incredibly, stupidly, comically, fucking HORRIFICALLY...so FUCKING WEAK?! SO COWARDLY?!
FUCK YOU, SCHUMER!!
Why...?...How...?!... Fucking HOW?!...is this party, MY party, so incredibly, stupidly, comically, fucking HORRIFICALLY...so FUCKING WEAK?! SO COWARDLY?!
FUCK YOU, SCHUMER!!
May 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just to establish this right from go. I am staunch, life-long Democrat.
Why...?...How...?!... Fucking HOW?!...is this party, MY party, so incredibly, stupidly, comically, fucking HORRIFICALLY...so FUCKING WEAK?! SO COWARDLY?!
FUCK YOU, SCHUMER!!
Why...?...How...?!... Fucking HOW?!...is this party, MY party, so incredibly, stupidly, comically, fucking HORRIFICALLY...so FUCKING WEAK?! SO COWARDLY?!
FUCK YOU, SCHUMER!!
While protesting for #50501 some absolute fuckwit in a truck drove by and yelled out his window "Trump for king!"
Ironic considering this is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolutionary War.
Wish I'd gotten his plate. We still hang traitors, right?
Ironic considering this is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolutionary War.
Wish I'd gotten his plate. We still hang traitors, right?
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
While protesting for #50501 some absolute fuckwit in a truck drove by and yelled out his window "Trump for king!"
Ironic considering this is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolutionary War.
Wish I'd gotten his plate. We still hang traitors, right?
Ironic considering this is the 250th anniversary of the American Revolutionary War.
Wish I'd gotten his plate. We still hang traitors, right?
Remember when "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" wasn't an ironic statement?
Yeah, me neither
Yeah, me neither
April 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Remember when "Truth, Justice, and the American Way" wasn't an ironic statement?
Yeah, me neither
Yeah, me neither
See, the problem with Christians is...
There aren't any.
Christians, that is. There aren't any Christians.
There aren't any.
Christians, that is. There aren't any Christians.
April 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
See, the problem with Christians is...
There aren't any.
Christians, that is. There aren't any Christians.
There aren't any.
Christians, that is. There aren't any Christians.
Reposted by Captain Professor Doctor Joe Conat
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
April 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.
Reposted by Captain Professor Doctor Joe Conat
As much as I hated the tariffs and thought they were a bad STUPID idea, it makes me laugh like a drain that Trump pussied out and paused them like a chicken shit little bitch.
April 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
As much as I hated the tariffs and thought they were a bad STUPID idea, it makes me laugh like a drain that Trump pussied out and paused them like a chicken shit little bitch.
I don't know why I'm feeling calm all of a sudden. I'd be frightened, but I... can't be?
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
April 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I don't know why I'm feeling calm all of a sudden. I'd be frightened, but I... can't be?
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I know it's an unpopular opinion and I'm gonna get shit about it, but...
One (just one) of the reasons I don't like therapy is that it feels like it encourages one to be selfish.
At no point have I earned the right to put my feelings above another's.
One (just one) of the reasons I don't like therapy is that it feels like it encourages one to be selfish.
At no point have I earned the right to put my feelings above another's.
April 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I know it's an unpopular opinion and I'm gonna get shit about it, but...
One (just one) of the reasons I don't like therapy is that it feels like it encourages one to be selfish.
At no point have I earned the right to put my feelings above another's.
One (just one) of the reasons I don't like therapy is that it feels like it encourages one to be selfish.
At no point have I earned the right to put my feelings above another's.
So...
Step 1. Tank the economy
Step 2. But all the now cheap stocks.
3. Own the world and damn peoples' retirement.
Step 4. Profit.
Step 5. ????
Step 1. Tank the economy
Step 2. But all the now cheap stocks.
3. Own the world and damn peoples' retirement.
Step 4. Profit.
Step 5. ????
April 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So...
Step 1. Tank the economy
Step 2. But all the now cheap stocks.
3. Own the world and damn peoples' retirement.
Step 4. Profit.
Step 5. ????
Step 1. Tank the economy
Step 2. But all the now cheap stocks.
3. Own the world and damn peoples' retirement.
Step 4. Profit.
Step 5. ????
Well, at least a lot of servicemen and servicewomen will have to come home.
Not that we can pay them or care for them...
Not that we can pay them or care for them...
April 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Well, at least a lot of servicemen and servicewomen will have to come home.
Not that we can pay them or care for them...
Not that we can pay them or care for them...
I don't know why he's trying to turn us into Germany 1936 but I'd like to remind people...
THE FUCKING NAZIS FUCKING LOST AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!
THE FUCKING NAZIS FUCKING LOST AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!
April 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I don't know why he's trying to turn us into Germany 1936 but I'd like to remind people...
THE FUCKING NAZIS FUCKING LOST AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!
THE FUCKING NAZIS FUCKING LOST AND WE WERE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!
...so America says "Give me a fork."
And the world says "Okay..."
And America starts stabbing itself with the fork over and over yelling "FUCK YOUR CANOE!!"
And the world says "Okay..."
And America starts stabbing itself with the fork over and over yelling "FUCK YOUR CANOE!!"
April 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
...so America says "Give me a fork."
And the world says "Okay..."
And America starts stabbing itself with the fork over and over yelling "FUCK YOUR CANOE!!"
And the world says "Okay..."
And America starts stabbing itself with the fork over and over yelling "FUCK YOUR CANOE!!"
You think this Signal war plans leak was bad, wait til Elon tweets our China war plans!
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You think this Signal war plans leak was bad, wait til Elon tweets our China war plans!
Pete Hegseth on his phone:
Hey, China...u up?
Hey, China...u up?
March 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Pete Hegseth on his phone:
Hey, China...u up?
Hey, China...u up?
My ears hurt. And I know that it's because I can't stop screaming in my head.
It's gotta be hard to live with someone who you can tell is constantly screaming.
So, you know... sorry folks. But you're gonna have to deal with me for the next 36 billion years.
It's gotta be hard to live with someone who you can tell is constantly screaming.
So, you know... sorry folks. But you're gonna have to deal with me for the next 36 billion years.
March 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My ears hurt. And I know that it's because I can't stop screaming in my head.
It's gotta be hard to live with someone who you can tell is constantly screaming.
So, you know... sorry folks. But you're gonna have to deal with me for the next 36 billion years.
It's gotta be hard to live with someone who you can tell is constantly screaming.
So, you know... sorry folks. But you're gonna have to deal with me for the next 36 billion years.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Blade Runner.
But Repo Man is arguably THE most cyberpunk movie ever.
But Repo Man is arguably THE most cyberpunk movie ever.
March 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Blade Runner.
But Repo Man is arguably THE most cyberpunk movie ever.
But Repo Man is arguably THE most cyberpunk movie ever.