And they're confronted by a couple Soviet soldiers and the squad pops out the back of the truck, guns at the ready, all badass "Surprise, motherfuckers!"

And then there's a beat...and then the squad all just hands over their guns. John Candy's all "Here you go..."

...yeah.

That's the Democrats.

I remember what a pain it was to cram half a dozen or so historical figures into one.

Like...c'mon, Rufus! Think!

Shiny.

We should play nice so MAYBE, HOPEFULLY, OH PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE MR. FASCIST GOON they play nice?

Let's see your dumb, weak ass on the street, Adam, and see how you feel after. Stupid shithead.

Somebody oughtta...

'Zactly. He might not have been "the bestest most wondiferousul President ever ever EVER!" but he got some shit done, the economy was in pretty good shape, and, most importantly, HE WASN'T A FUCKING FASCIST!

God, what would its evolved form name be?

...

Grundle.

That's not fair! Carnival hustlers are FAR more articulate!

Why don't you go talk about it for another day and then go sit on the porch?

Useless.

If our current government can ship people off to El Salvador with no due process I think it's perfectly acceptable to ship them off to the Hague without going through the broken court system here.

They still got them gallows there? Anyone know?

Not surprising. Maher is dumb as a bag of hammers.

Well what did expect him to say?! "Bill Maher Says Donald Trump Was 'Impersonal' and 'Disengaged' During White House Fellatio Session"?!

Why? Just because it's TRUE?!