Brianna Stafford
@cptbeebi.bsky.social
Software engineer and artist from Brooklyn NY, currently based in the Bay Area
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Brianna Stafford
@cptbeebi.bsky.social
· Jan 29
How I Designed the Monster AI in my Roguelike | Ash's Quest Devlog #4
YouTube video by Captain Beebi
youtu.be
New video after waaaaay too long, going over the monster behavior system in my game: youtu.be/Mz14-TSgoLo #indiedev #gamedev
Phone was stolen on the bus, am fucking furious rn
July 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Phone was stolen on the bus, am fucking furious rn
Your pfp is your therapist
My psychotherapy session with myself and a breadbox
My psychotherapy session with myself and a breadbox
July 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Your pfp is your therapist
My psychotherapy session with myself and a breadbox
My psychotherapy session with myself and a breadbox
Just ordered my girlfriend a new gaming PC, can’t wait until it arrives
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just ordered my girlfriend a new gaming PC, can’t wait until it arrives
Im not surprised that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein shit given he was on the flight logs, but I AM surprised he didn’t just have the DOJ lie and name a bunch of political enemies with some sacrificial lambs from the GOP.
July 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Im not surprised that Trump is trying to bury the Epstein shit given he was on the flight logs, but I AM surprised he didn’t just have the DOJ lie and name a bunch of political enemies with some sacrificial lambs from the GOP.
yay for carpal tunnel
June 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
yay for carpal tunnel
The bluesky elders. always watching
June 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The bluesky elders. always watching
Honkai Star Rail has become my current gaming hyperfixation, and it’s all because of this mudder fudger
a cartoon character is standing on a sidewalk in front of a building in a video game .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing on a sidewalk in front of a building in a video game .
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Honkai Star Rail has become my current gaming hyperfixation, and it’s all because of this mudder fudger
Time to break out the shorts and flippy floppies!
… Is what I’d say if I didn’t always wear shorts and flippy floppies
… Is what I’d say if I didn’t always wear shorts and flippy floppies
May 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Time to break out the shorts and flippy floppies!
… Is what I’d say if I didn’t always wear shorts and flippy floppies
… Is what I’d say if I didn’t always wear shorts and flippy floppies
I was singing this on my way into the office just now, and apparently none of my coworkers know I spoke a second language. youtu.be/a-GQDCtt1Vk
Ленинград ft. Глюк’oZa (ft. ST) Жу-Жу / Leningrad ft. Gluk’oZа (ft. ST) Ju-Ju
YouTube video by Ленинград
youtu.be
May 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was singing this on my way into the office just now, and apparently none of my coworkers know I spoke a second language. youtu.be/a-GQDCtt1Vk
Okay, now I'm comfortable saying individual point lights are working properly. #gamedev #indiedeveloper
May 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Okay, now I'm comfortable saying individual point lights are working properly. #gamedev #indiedeveloper
Apparently there’s something wrong with the model matrix calculations for the shadow map. Not sure what exactly, but this is very upsetti
May 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Apparently there’s something wrong with the model matrix calculations for the shadow map. Not sure what exactly, but this is very upsetti
Got RenderDoc working with LWJGL, and it's becoming my new favorite debugging tool.
May 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Got RenderDoc working with LWJGL, and it's becoming my new favorite debugging tool.
New PFP and showing off one of the new sprites for the next video.
May 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
New PFP and showing off one of the new sprites for the next video.
Al when I was a kid.
May 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Al when I was a kid.
Young woman kills the Devil
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Young woman kills the Devil
On another office tour, and the recruiter gave us this gem:
"Now the reason I brought you guys here... Is because I made a mistake and got us lost, but while we're here I'll try and teach you guys something useful while my partner gets us back on track with the tour."
"Now the reason I brought you guys here... Is because I made a mistake and got us lost, but while we're here I'll try and teach you guys something useful while my partner gets us back on track with the tour."
April 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
On another office tour, and the recruiter gave us this gem:
"Now the reason I brought you guys here... Is because I made a mistake and got us lost, but while we're here I'll try and teach you guys something useful while my partner gets us back on track with the tour."
"Now the reason I brought you guys here... Is because I made a mistake and got us lost, but while we're here I'll try and teach you guys something useful while my partner gets us back on track with the tour."
Finished my first week of on-boarding yesterday. Mentally exhausted, but at the same time it's been lifting a huge amount of stress off my mind.
Not to mention thanks to the microkitchens and all the food trucks that swing by the office, I don't have to treat my groceries like war rations anymore
Not to mention thanks to the microkitchens and all the food trucks that swing by the office, I don't have to treat my groceries like war rations anymore
April 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Finished my first week of on-boarding yesterday. Mentally exhausted, but at the same time it's been lifting a huge amount of stress off my mind.
Not to mention thanks to the microkitchens and all the food trucks that swing by the office, I don't have to treat my groceries like war rations anymore
Not to mention thanks to the microkitchens and all the food trucks that swing by the office, I don't have to treat my groceries like war rations anymore
When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
April 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
Another new hire asked me why I didn't have eyebrows, so I just patted my forehead and went "Shit, I left them at home didn't I?"
April 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Another new hire asked me why I didn't have eyebrows, so I just patted my forehead and went "Shit, I left them at home didn't I?"
Day 2 of onboarding: I basically went Kid in a Candy Store with the medical benefits and got the highest coverage packages across the board
I cheaped out with my insurance at Twitter because "I'm a young woman in good health, I'll be fine with the default", and I'm not making that mistake again.
I cheaped out with my insurance at Twitter because "I'm a young woman in good health, I'll be fine with the default", and I'm not making that mistake again.
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Day 2 of onboarding: I basically went Kid in a Candy Store with the medical benefits and got the highest coverage packages across the board
I cheaped out with my insurance at Twitter because "I'm a young woman in good health, I'll be fine with the default", and I'm not making that mistake again.
I cheaped out with my insurance at Twitter because "I'm a young woman in good health, I'll be fine with the default", and I'm not making that mistake again.
After 2 and a half years of unemployment, I'm finally starting orientation at my new workplace tomorrow.
In true netizen fashion, I must summarize my feelings with a funny cat meme.
In true netizen fashion, I must summarize my feelings with a funny cat meme.
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
After 2 and a half years of unemployment, I'm finally starting orientation at my new workplace tomorrow.
In true netizen fashion, I must summarize my feelings with a funny cat meme.
In true netizen fashion, I must summarize my feelings with a funny cat meme.
How it feels when your timeline gets blessed with Chrisposting
how it feels when I make a post that does okayish numbers with my cool internet friends liking or reposting it
April 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
How it feels when your timeline gets blessed with Chrisposting
Controversial programming opinion: Java > Python, and it's not even close.
April 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Controversial programming opinion: Java > Python, and it's not even close.
April 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM