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Brianna Stafford
@cptbeebi.bsky.social
Software engineer and artist from Brooklyn NY, currently based in the Bay Area

💜 @amandatheghost.bsky.social
Remember the satanic panic? Same shit, different decade
August 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The console’s only restricted from using Nintendo Online features, you can still play all of your games without internet access. It’s not bricked in the traditional sense
August 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I've noticed a lot of confusion and misinfo on this point, and having seen the actual cause of the bricking I kinda have to side with Nintendo here since a large majority of it boils down to 1.) using a MIG cartridge, and 2.) using ROMs that they didn't dump themselves.
August 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
They’re praying that Apollo will grant them the same gift of prophecy that’s usually reserved for funny internet comments
July 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s telling that their only counter to the Tau having greater potential for technological and societal progression is spamming “Suffer not the Xenos to live” and prattling on about how the only reason the Tau are alive is because the other factions don’t care enough to kill them, which is huge cope
July 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
You are assuming these guys have read any further than ChatGpt summaries
July 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pom Pom: I used the god to destroy the god.
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July 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Pom Pom driving the Astral Express is more dangerous than Exterminatus.

Exterminatus destroys a planet, Pom Pom destroyed god
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July 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
And that’s even after factoring in how incompetent the Trade Federation leadership was
July 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The Trade Federation army from Phantom Menace would be able to body a Space Marine chapter and it’s wouldnt even be a close fight
July 29, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Like, any sci-fi military with FTL travel would be a formidable opponent to most 40k factions. Even the droid army from the Star Wars prequels would be able to establish themselves as a major power in a couple of years.
July 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I always hate 40k fans that act like the universe is the hardest and most apocalyptic setting in fiction when most of the major factions are fundamentally incapable of any meaningful forms of progress
July 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
And I'd say he knows a little more about bee fighting than you do pal BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!
July 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Vegan jerky is so good, but I can never find any brands reliably in stock
July 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yeah, there’s a store near me that’s really good about managing their community, but that’s because it’s always had other women on staff and has refused to carry Yugioh or Weiss Schwartz, which means they’ve been able to keep a lot of the more unruly people away
July 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pretty much the only things I need to feel welcome at a game event is no naked anime girls on playmats/card sleeves, no obsessively creepy dudes trying to fuck me, and no chuds slowly explaining the rules like I’m a child.

It’s not that hard
July 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Same tbh, and doubly so with Warhammer.
July 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Context?
July 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Holy shit this is incredible. I’d love to see a breakdown on your process 😮
July 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know it's a really minor thing, but

>Blames the Epstein files on AI
>Tries pushing legislature banning the regulation of AI
July 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I remember seeing the twin towers in the New York City skyline.

It's crazy to me that some of my coworkers weren't even alive back then.
July 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM