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The Captain
@cpt-moreau.bsky.social
28, Gay, P.O.C
He/Him
Typically an octopus
Dwelling in Chicago
I want to corrupt men
Nudes, porn, writing, creator of the Scooters Brand
No Minors, Racists, Zoo's or other shitty people.
Banner: @roamingthrough.bsky.social
Icon: @gorilladrama.bsky.social
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Himbo hooters-> rebrand to scooters

Booty shorts, cropped shirt, little cut/cropped jean vest

And a baseball cap that can either be worn bro style (has logo on back) or regular (logo on the front)

Logo is a toon rabbit nibbling a carrot
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Ms. Brown speaking the truth 🔥
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
fairly even all-around I see
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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WE CAN STILL WIN!

yellat.money
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I have an anger and rage building inside me that can only be purified by the blood and subjugation of the unclean...
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My assortment of dreams last night:
An in-depth discovery of my Zanpakuto??? (I have not watched bleach in YEARS)

An interrogation of a lionman in an imperial prison for trying to murder a duke?

And some alternate form of Moreau's backstory?
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Look at me, asking the real questions
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Why has no one done Sonar bumping a line of coke off their cock yet?

Fake fans
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
if cloud meadow and palworld had a crossover, I'd piss myself laughing
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I wish my roommate didnt manage to use EVERY FUCKING PAN whenever she cooks. and then acts shocked when the sink is full (of her used pans)
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Okay, but for real though? Most of the Uruk-hai from Shadow of mordor/war can get it
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
... why did a political account fave that frot post???

Willllddd
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Heads up for folx playing Arc Raiders: Embark has openly stated (in an interview with GamesRadar+), that the game uses the same AI voice tech as The Finals, and the CEO has talked about using AI to generate 3D models from YouTube rips.

If you're anti-AI you should not be playing Arc Raiders!
Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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CALL.

YOUR.

SENATORS.
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Frot with your bro....

Only realizing too late that he's been stealing your length/girth up until you have naught but a pussy and its absolutely Aching to be filled. What better time for your bro to break it in and test out his brand new Meat Mountain in the process?
November 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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FYI this is really happening and not just spooked horses in the barn. I got one of these DMs today. Report to BS and block. Don't click the link
Head's up there is a Bluesky ban scam going around. This account just joined 40 mins ago and send me this DM.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

Bluesky would NEVER send a DM like this and make you scared. This would come through email and would have a more professional email than this.

Stay safe!
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How is a game -you have to pay for- getting away with this, thats crazy lmao
Not to be the fun police but I do hope people know that Arc Raiders does use generative AI for voice acting, and by supporting the game you're letting higher-ups know that this is an okay practice.

They try to downplay this on the Steam store page by describing the AI usage as vaguely as possible.
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Paladin of Sune, instead of Lay on Hands its Lay on Glans
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I got da mangoh twee from radda

Day say it a likkl twee but it beer

An da people ain't lie, it beer

But wai it beer wit only 2 mangohs dem?
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Heya darlin, this your first time?

We'll get you one of our veteran servers, stitch to get you sorted hun.

He's got the right tool- er, tools to make your meal here at Scooters quite the experience...

🎨: @zeebusk.bsky.social
#NSFWArt
#FurryArt
#Scooters
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I know hylics has like, a cult following, and conceptually I think its pretty neat.

But I CANNOT play that game.

The visual style instigates a headache every single time I even watch a friend play it. Truly a shame.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Bad end art with Adair kissing a man and them failing their con save on the rarest effect that appears in his spore-breath: petrification

(smh, its a 1-20 chance, you must have realllll bad luck!)
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everytime I see a cosplayer do that stupid fucking side smile I want to hit them

THERE ARE OTHER EXPRESSIONS THAT ARE COOLER AND DONT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOURE HAVING A STROKE
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Only a week left in the month and we're still short $800 for rent. I'm sorry to keep begging, but we need your help! Please boost!

You can use the GFM, or donate thru Paypal to get it to us quicker, and I'll put the donation into the GFM manually

www.paypal.com/paypalme/jay...
We're more than halfway thru the month, we don't have enough for rent due in 11 days, and need the down-payment on a new apartment lease, since we will NEED to leave this place by the end of November. PLEASE help, even if you can only give $5 #mutualaid #helpsky

www.gofundme.com/f/help-val-o...
Donate to Help Val & Ollie Stay Housed & Find a New Place to Live, organized by Valya Galaktika
Update: Hello everybody. I've had to extend the GoFundMe, as w… Valya Galaktika needs your support for Help Val & Ollie Stay Housed & Find a New Place to Live
www.gofundme.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hate when people say its gay standard time or drag queen time when you're late to a function.

Sorry babe, but YOU chose to host a party during the ONE HOUR EVERYONE GETS OFF OF WORK ON A WEEKDAY.

There's traffic out the ass, especially when it comes to public transit. Eat glass.
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
And if you haven't gathered by now, I think I'm fucking hilarious.
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM