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Chris Panza
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Dad | Hubby | Friend | Philosophy Professor | Marathon Runner | Awful Fortnite Player | Temporary Manifestation of Dao.

I (co)wrote "Ethics for Dummies" and "Existentialism for Dummies". In today's whacko world both have become essential reads
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Running Wrap Up, 2024

Not as good as 2023; ran less miles, slower, with less elevation. But, as a result, I had few injuries (the plan).

Total Miles: 2,180
Miles Per Week: 42
Speed: 10:40 a mile

Always thankful I can still run, since at 58, any injury or worse could put an end to it for good.🙏
Is this piece a joke? Satire? It can't be serious, right?
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Wow, what a W!

China agrees to purchase, for the next three years, precisely what it bought from the US the three years prior to Trump coming into office!

Right back to where we were. It's an economic coup! What a deal maker Trump is!
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"I told a degree in welding from Harvard"
Trump on Harvard: "We reached a concept of a deal but it's pretty complicated bc under this deal it would be $500m, they're gonna open up trade schools. I love the idea of trade & trade schools by Harvard. You know, they get into like a vocational-type school... we may just charge them a $500m fine"
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
How does Johnson say that and not spontaneously burst into flames?
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
October 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So she's saying if you look "different" from the standard white man, there's reasonable suspicion and that this makes it protected by the 4th Amendment. Ooooooh kay.
McLaughlin: "Pritzker said there's racial profiling, which is absolutely false. Our officials use reasonable suspicion. That's protected under the US Constitution 4th Amendment."
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Yet another media fail
CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements
October 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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To @govpritzker.illinois.gov:

I understand why you frame your remarks as speaking for Illinois: “Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.”

Well said.

But you’re one of the few rising to the occasion, and the times require more than speaking for your state.

Speak for America.
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.

This is not a joke. This is not normal.

Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"Who knows" Vance says. Well, they do know. The answer is in the files they refuse to release.
JD Vance: "We know that Jeffrey Epstein had a lot connections with left-wing politicians and left-wing billionaires ... Democrat billionaires and Democrat political leaders went to Epstein island all the time. Who knows what they did."
August 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Not a big meme person, but this is a good one.
August 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trump's America.
August 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Coverup dinner now being covered up. We're way in meta territory here.
Coverup dinner canceled. But the coverup continues.

www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Apparently according to the NYT Trump has a volatile "side"
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trump Tries to Sharpie Economic Reality
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can't tell - is Trump suggesting the other Fed board members should rise up and murder the Fed Chair and usurp his role?
The demented psychopath is up.
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The people of Gaza should have found some paper, an envelope, and some stamps and written him a thank you letter?
a moral degenerate
July 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Zero % chance Trump wrote this. Lots of tell-tale signs, but the clear evidence is the claim at the bottom that he thought Elon's choice for NASA was an inappropriate conflict of interest. Trump wrote that? Puh-lease.
July 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Don’t for one second, not one millisecond, say babies drowning in Texas is justified because of their parent’s vote.

Jesus Christ. Be better.
July 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Keep their tips, lose their healthcare.
Mike Johnson touts that "bellhops" will keep their tips as a result of the Republican bill
July 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
According to the GOP, 12 million people are in their Mom's basement collecting Medicaid and refusing to work. Who is stupid enough to believe this?
Hinson on Medicaid benefits: "They shouldn't be going to a 29-year-old guy who's living in his mom's basement choosing not to work."
July 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is like saying everyone has access to a Ferrari.
CNBC: What about the Medicaid cuts?

BROOKE ROLLINS: There will never be a time in this country where people won't have access to healthcare
July 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Tunnels with shuttles for prisoner transfers, all made by Boring Co.
July 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It's cute how the media ask Trump questions like "have you made up your mind" as if Trump operates from a set of principles and then engages in reflective deliberation to reach decisions.
Q: Have you made a final decision on what to do?

Trump: I have ideas as to what to do. I like to make the final decision one second before it's due
June 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think Ted Cruz is an idiot, but watching this even I was saying "geez, Ted Cruz can't be THIS stupid"
Tucker Carlson and Ted Cruz on Israel and theology.
June 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM