Goblin Theo
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Goblin Theo
@cozygoblin.bsky.social
They/them, I like to read books and cuddle with my cat
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North Dakota officials claim the state’s Ethics Commission has no power to discipline lawmakers.

That’s not how voters understood it, says Ellen Chaffee, part of the BadAss Grandmas who led the push to create the commission.

With @northdakotamonitor.com
North Dakota Ethics Commission Has No Authority to Punish Officials Violating Ethics Laws, State Leaders Argue
Voters created an ethics watchdog agency seven years ago. But officials keep pushing to weaken it, even as North Dakotans are filing a record number of complaints.
www.propublica.org
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Scenes from the #NoKings protest in Fargo today at City Hall

From the Monitor's Jeff Beach
June 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
June 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My tank looking so good after I mowed the lawn😍 orange neos, Ottos and wccm.
May 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Waking up and having a 1am panic attacks sucks, but I'm thankful I have a partner that'll patiently sit with me for the hour it takes me to calm down and remind me to slow my breathing. I couldn't sleep after tho, spent the time hunting for my next romantansy read 🥴
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Boycotting large chains is a privilege.

Protesting is a privilege.

Moving States or countries is a privilege.

Prepping is a privilege.

Growing your own food is a privilege.

Stockpiling meds is a privilege.

Far too many of the “solutions” to fascism are inaccessible to many disabled people.
May 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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prompt: draw the hottest lesbians you can imagine

straight guy: *draws a naked woman with huge tits slobbering all over another naked womans feet*

lesbians: *draws a girl in a mechanic jumpsuit with her hair tied back and grease smears on her face diligently tuning a blushing girls cybernetics*
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thank you for replying! I understand completely. I'll enjoy the stories where I can! Love your narrators so much by the way, Ellen and Seth are AMAZING!
It's just a complex contract that I would have to buy out (expensive) if I even can when it comes to Audible, so figuring it out would be time consuming as well as costly. I'd like to do this in the future for sure, but it doesn't have a spot on my schedule in the near future unfortunately. 2/2
April 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I didn't mean spin offs...I mean standalones!
@akcaggiano.bsky.social hello! Sorry to tag you like this - I'm wondering if the audiobook for your vacancy series or any of your other spin offs will make their way to libro.fm or if they are contracted to audible? I'm trying to cut Amazon out of my book buying. Thank you! I LOVE YOUR BOOKS!
April 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
@akcaggiano.bsky.social hello! Sorry to tag you like this - I'm wondering if the audiobook for your vacancy series or any of your other spin offs will make their way to libro.fm or if they are contracted to audible? I'm trying to cut Amazon out of my book buying. Thank you! I LOVE YOUR BOOKS!
April 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I found your villains & virtues series and I am in love. I loved that you let Ama kill (spoiler you know who) in book 2 instead of having Damien come to rescue her. You wrote a badass, even if she is a softie. Thank you for writing bad ass women!
I write a lot of soft feminine characters but I want to be clear: I am not trying to secretly pipeline anyone into tradwife bullshit or conservativism. I support all ladies embracing whatever lifestyle fits them best, I just sometimes write characters who like the color pink 💗
April 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Also got fun stickers from local artists!
March 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Went to a local artists market and found this made by a fellow nerd! Created by Sum Artifex on insta. #ds9 #startrek
March 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wish I was close enough to attend. This sounds awesome.
Got to get off my ass and polish off the Lesser Eleusinian Ritual. Less than 2 weeks away!
If you're near the MD/PA/DC metro area and would like to attend a ritual in honor of the ancient cult of Demeter and Persephone on March 2nd, gimme a shout!
#lessereleusinianmysteries #hellenicreconstruction
February 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.”

👍🏻
February 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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America during the last three weeks:
February 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
These tadpole looking things are fish fry! My white cloud mountain minnows had babies 💕
February 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Today is Retraction Day, when we observe the anniversary of the retraction (Feb. 2, 2010) of the fraudulent paper that purported to show a link between vaccines and autism. 🧪#medsky
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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In my years of reporting on LGBTQ news this was by far the hardest.

But we are still here. You made it to Friday. You lived. Good job. That wasn’t easy.

Through a diversity of tactics, we will continue to live.

Rest up, drink water, find community, so that we can all be here tomorrow too.
January 31, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He has a tiny wrinkle on his back where they shaved him 🥹
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He couldn't pee for 24 hours which I knew is a common issue with male cats and can be deadly. He had a blocked urethra. I got him into the vet just in time, it was in early stages and he had no kidney damage. He's recovering now. I got this pic in the middle of the night from the hospital. 💗
January 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My cat is okay.
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My kitty is in the vet hospital. I woke up last night and realized he can't pee. Decided to go to bed and hope it doesn't fuck him up too much and took him right away this morning. And all I can do is browse the fucking internet to distract myself and then feel more upset about the world.
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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We fuckin' made it to FRIDAY Y'ALL
FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
🗣️🐊

I hope your Friday is flat and fucky, my friends 🫶
January 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM