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If prison taught me one thing, its that I don’t like big scary men
December 20, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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The chances of your hair dryer attacking you are low, but never zero
December 4, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The chances of your hair dryer attacking you are low, but never zero
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Mars will make its closest approach to earth in years in January 2025, and will continue to appear larger in the sky until then when it enters downtown san jose somewhere over chávez plaza
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Mars will make its closest approach to earth in years in January 2025, and will continue to appear larger in the sky until then when it enters downtown san jose somewhere over chávez plaza
Fire Ryan Day. He’s done.
November 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Fire Ryan Day. He’s done.
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November has been quite disappointing. Not surprising. But disappointing. Gg Mike Tyson.
November 16, 2024 at 5:46 AM
November has been quite disappointing. Not surprising. But disappointing. Gg Mike Tyson.
I am thoroughly underwhelmed. #jakepaulvsmiketyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I am thoroughly underwhelmed. #jakepaulvsmiketyson
Tint this to black & white and you have your average cologne commercial
2024 PitchingNinja Award for Grossest Single Pitch. 🤮 🏆
Winner: Kade Johnson
Winner: Kade Johnson
November 15, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Tint this to black & white and you have your average cologne commercial
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Gosh some of the new Special Illustration Rare cards in Terastal Festival ex are absolutely phenomenal
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 AM
Gosh some of the new Special Illustration Rare cards in Terastal Festival ex are absolutely phenomenal
So is that a nose, or is the hungry hungry caterpillar just in existential horror?
November 13, 2024 at 6:30 PM
So is that a nose, or is the hungry hungry caterpillar just in existential horror?
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I’ve never heard of “slopping” on sunscreen until now
November 4, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I’ve never heard of “slopping” on sunscreen until now
I want more fossil fuels in my Christmas stocking daddy Santa
November 1, 2024 at 4:12 AM
I want more fossil fuels in my Christmas stocking daddy Santa
Pro tip, do not wear a banana costume if there is no AC where you work
October 31, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Pro tip, do not wear a banana costume if there is no AC where you work
Yes, the allegations are true. I cheated on the mystery dungeon personality test. I just really like Turtwig.
October 31, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Yes, the allegations are true. I cheated on the mystery dungeon personality test. I just really like Turtwig.
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Dave Roberts’ reaction to Buehler getting the final out says it all
October 31, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Dave Roberts’ reaction to Buehler getting the final out says it all
Freddie Freeman may have had one of the most impactful World Series performances/moments in history, no doubt he’s the MVP
October 31, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Freddie Freeman may have had one of the most impactful World Series performances/moments in history, no doubt he’s the MVP
And that’s it, the dodgers are world champions. What an end to this season, spectacular series.
October 31, 2024 at 3:52 AM
And that’s it, the dodgers are world champions. What an end to this season, spectacular series.
Not if Teoscar Hernandez has anything to say about it apparently
Welp, Judge gets the monkey off of his back, maybe this turns out to be the turning point for a Yankees reverse sweep?
October 31, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Not if Teoscar Hernandez has anything to say about it apparently
Welp, Judge gets the monkey off of his back, maybe this turns out to be the turning point for a Yankees reverse sweep?
October 31, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Welp, Judge gets the monkey off of his back, maybe this turns out to be the turning point for a Yankees reverse sweep?
Thoughts on people in public with their cat/dog in a stroller?
October 30, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Thoughts on people in public with their cat/dog in a stroller?
Now that’s how you swing momentum, huge grand slam by Volpe
October 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Now that’s how you swing momentum, huge grand slam by Volpe
Freddie Freeman is straight up not of this world, geez
October 30, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Freddie Freeman is straight up not of this world, geez