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11 Nov 2025
Heathcliff approaches a large blank canvas holding an easel and paintbrush and wearing a yellow helmet with the word "NUDE" emblazoned across it. An angry Grandma Nutmeg looks down at him and says "No nudes."
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
photo of six pumpkins carved into glowing jack-o'-lanterns, in front of a brick wall. a large pumpkin has the cow tools cow carved into it and another large pumpkin has the barn. in front of them are 4 small pumpkins, each carved with one of the cow tools on them. the lump pumpkin has no stem and the prongler pumpkin is laid sideways so that the stem lines up and forms the bottom half of the prongler, it's top half carved into the pumpkin.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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29 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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At The Far Side’s spy center
At The Far Side’s spy center
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Coral reef graffiti
Coral reef graffiti
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”
“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”
September 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Cow poetry
Cow poetry
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”
“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”
July 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”
“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”
May 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”
“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”
May 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female
grizzly and her cub.
Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female grizzly and her cub.
May 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”
May 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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“Primordial soup again?”
“Primordial soup again?”
May 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.
February 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.
To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.
January 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.
And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Only Claire, with her oversized brain,
wore an expression of concern.
Only Claire, with her oversized brain, wore an expression of concern.
January 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Winning the lottery had changed his life,
but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.
Winning the lottery had changed his life, but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.
January 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Cow tools of our planet

#cowtools #farside #cowsofourplanet #pioneer #pioneerplaque #moooooooon #astronomy
December 16, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013
From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013
December 12, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Early plumbers
Early plumbers
December 10, 2024 at 3:07 PM