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Clyde Donovan
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What's up, bros? My name is Clyde Donovan and I'm the hottest kid in the fourth grade. Oh, and I also love tacos too.
God, so much for trying to help. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough, but I guess some people just don't wanna listen.
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Has anyone seen Cameron anywhere? Because there are two other people that I wanna introduce him to.
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Well, Cartman didn’t bully Cameron, but he did scream and run away when he found out he was British. I’ve a feeling why.
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Jimmy?
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That has got to be the worst Turkey Trot I ever took part in! I mean who even was that guy anyways? He could’ve killed us with that tear gas!
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I’m thankful for all my closest friends, especially Andy, Butters, Craig and my girlfriend, Bebe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No doubt, I’ll be taking part in the Turkey Trot tomorrow. So will Tweek, but he’s worried about overworking himself.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Now if only I could make an AI revenge porn video on Cartman…
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
//Is there any way to cure a dry/sore throat? Because it’s been bugging me for two days now.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How’s Brimmy doing right now?
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I didn’t sleep that good last night.
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
//I just feel like I portray Clyde a lot differently compared to how other fans portray him. Like, I mostly portray him as being more sympathetic and emotional given the crap he’s gone through, but does get better overtime. I’d hate to see him devolve into another Cartman.
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
[Clyde, who is playing football with Tolkien, Craig and Tweek, notices him reading and gets concerned before focusing back on the game]
{Recess, and Andy sits down on the stair reading his Book of Mormon and enjoying his day} Sky's are still blue, sun's out, not too hot not too cold, just right.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
Hey Butters, have you got a sec?
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I swear, Butters just really overreacts to stuff sometimes. Like all I did was feel guilt over my mom’s death. I didn’t try and fucking kill myself.
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
God, I’m bushed.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Guys… h-have you seen Butters anywhere?
November 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Boy, talk about a close call there.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey guys, have you noticed something… different about Andy today?
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If there’s one thing you know about me already, but if you hadn’t, is that change is my worst enemy.
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Does anyone know where Mr. Mackey works now? There’s a lot of stuff that needs catching up on with him.
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Right, so... is it true that Satan got pregnant now because the president's wee-wee was small enough to fit into his asshole which was shrunken by God?
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Since people are happy with Cartman not being around, do you think they'll be happy if I was gone too?
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Happy birthday, Stan.
October 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Does Damien know that his dad is having another baby with the president?
October 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM