Andy Hensley
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Andy Hensley
@hensley316.bsky.social
He/Him
My Name's Andy and I moved to South Park from Tennessee to live a new life. (Parody)
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He/Him

Friends:
Boys- Super best friend: Jimmy
Best friends: Butters, Clyde, Scott Malkinson, Pip, Tweek, Craig
Friends: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Tolkien

Girls- Girlfriend: Wendy
Best friends: Heidi, Karen, Libby
Friends: Red, Nichole, Bebe
Good early morning everyone. After a much needed Thanksgiving break, back to school.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Morning everyone. Hey new kid, this Sunday i'm gonna try to go to the Pepsi Center in Denver to watch the Nuggets basketball team play. Everyone in South Park loves the Nuggets. Wanna go?
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Morning everyone.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Morning, everyone.
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Reminder everyone, no school until Thursday. Principal Victoria said since this past Thursday was Thanksgiving and everyone had a half day, this week til Thursday will be our make up Thanksgiving break.
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Good Sunday morning, everyone.
November 30, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Good Saturday morning, everyone.

//I won't be on much today, I have a day off from work so i'm gonna take advantage and enjoy it. But i'll be back later.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I tried to keep this hidden. But of course, I did have a tooth pulled and here's where they pulled it. Fortunately, it's a back tooth so I can live without it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
//If anyone like practical jokes, comedian Josh Wolf has a few. This is his SECOND best practical joke.

youtu.be/48oJH3bG6EU?...
My Second Favorite Practical Joke
YouTube video by Josh Wolf
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
//Be right back.
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
{Still upset he wasn't at the race to help Wendy} I gotta find Wendy and make things right. {Arrives at Wendy's house, knocks on door} @callgirlwendy2.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
@callgirlwendy2.bsky.social {Texts Wendy} 📲: Wendy, are you alright?!
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good Friday morning, everyone.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
//Goodnight everyone. Happy Thanksgiving. See you all tomorrow. Peace!✌️
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm thankful for my amazing girlfriend Wendy, my family who i still have on speed dial back in Tennessee, my friends Craig, Tweek, Jimmy, Butters, Clyde, Pip, Herbert, Scott, Sam, Gary, and so on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
{Andy, Scott, Butters, Pip, Jimmy and Herbert head to King Jimmy's Buffet, they walk in} "Hi welcome to K J's Buffet. How many of you?' 5 of us and we'll pay separately. "Ok, and what would you all like to drink?" Diet Coke. Guys?
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
(1)[Principal Victoria on Coonstagram] "Students, today in school will only be a half-day and then everyone will be out til next week. Due to the strange school schedule this year, i decided that after today, everyone can have until next week as Thanksgiving break to make up the time. Thank you and
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Morning, everyone. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
//Here we go!
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
//Guys i'm gonna get off here and take a nap. I can't keep my eyes open. But remember, new episode tonight/tomorrow, so NO spoilers. See you all soon. Peace!
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't know who all's going to this turkey trot tomorrow, but i'm gonna go find an all you can eat buffet and have a Thanksgiving lunch. Anyone who wants to join me is welcome to.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Morning, everyone.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
{Looks up} (to himself, no one hears him) Lord, give me wisdom because if you give me strength I'm gonna need bail money. Amen. (Normally) Red! You want to ruin my bro's relationship with Karen, when you ruin every relationship you've had? Pff! You're a dick!
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Morning, everyone.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Afternoon, everyone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM