Andy Hensley
@hensley316.bsky.social
He/Him
My Name's Andy and I moved to South Park from Tennessee to live a new life. (Parody)
My Name's Andy and I moved to South Park from Tennessee to live a new life. (Parody)
No silly. I was at the basketball game last night. I got you a hat. The Nuggets were playing.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No silly. I was at the basketball game last night. I got you a hat. The Nuggets were playing.
{The crew find their seats} Check this out Cameron!
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
{The crew find their seats} Check this out Cameron!
Well Cameron you are gonna have a blast here. {Andy, Clyde and Cameron head to the side of the arena to their gate}
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Well Cameron you are gonna have a blast here. {Andy, Clyde and Cameron head to the side of the arena to their gate}
I tried to keep this hidden. But of course, I did have a tooth pulled and here's where they pulled it. Fortunately, it's a back tooth so I can live without it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I tried to keep this hidden. But of course, I did have a tooth pulled and here's where they pulled it. Fortunately, it's a back tooth so I can live without it.
(3) and dancing} Everyone: 🎶"Have you heard of the All-American prophet?" Gary Harrison. "The next in line to be the voice of God? He's gonna do something incredible and be Joseph Smith again. Cause Gary Harrison, the prophet, is All, All, All, All-American."🎶 Thank you everyone. Take your very own
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(3) and dancing} Everyone: 🎶"Have you heard of the All-American prophet?" Gary Harrison. "The next in line to be the voice of God? He's gonna do something incredible and be Joseph Smith again. Cause Gary Harrison, the prophet, is All, All, All, All-American."🎶 Thank you everyone. Take your very own
(4) Andy: 🎶Joseph took the plates home, and wrote down what he found inside. He turned those plates into a book, then rushed into town and cried:🎶 "HEY, God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome! He hath commanded me to publish it, and stick it in every home!" {Keven Stoley runs to the
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
(4) Andy: 🎶Joseph took the plates home, and wrote down what he found inside. He turned those plates into a book, then rushed into town and cried:🎶 "HEY, God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome! He hath commanded me to publish it, and stick it in every home!" {Keven Stoley runs to the
(2) was Moroni.🎶 Moroni: "I am Moroni." Andy: 🎶The All-American angel!🎶 "🎶My people lived here long, long ago. This is the history of my race, please read the words with in. We were Jews, who met with Christ, but we were All-American. {Music slows down} But don't let anybody see these plates except
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
(2) was Moroni.🎶 Moroni: "I am Moroni." Andy: 🎶The All-American angel!🎶 "🎶My people lived here long, long ago. This is the history of my race, please read the words with in. We were Jews, who met with Christ, but we were All-American. {Music slows down} But don't let anybody see these plates except
(4) I'm gonna take you back once upon a time: 1823. {Andy talks to the music beat} An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York. Gary: "You mean the Mormon prophet, Joseph Smith?!" That's right, that young man spoke to God! And God said "Joe people really need
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
(4) I'm gonna take you back once upon a time: 1823. {Andy talks to the music beat} An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rochester, New York. Gary: "You mean the Mormon prophet, Joseph Smith?!" That's right, that young man spoke to God! And God said "Joe people really need
(2) But what if I were to tell you there's a fresh third part out there? Which was found by a hip, new prophet🎶 Who had a little {Andy gives that cool guy look, cool guy voice} Donny Osmond flair.
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
(2) But what if I were to tell you there's a fresh third part out there? Which was found by a hip, new prophet🎶 Who had a little {Andy gives that cool guy look, cool guy voice} Donny Osmond flair.
(1) {Lights go out and a spotlight shines on Andy both at the same time} 💡 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to explain. {Background music plays} 🎶You all know the Bible is made of testaments old and new. You've been told it's just those two parts. Or only one if this is new to you.
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
(1) {Lights go out and a spotlight shines on Andy both at the same time} 💡 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to explain. {Background music plays} 🎶You all know the Bible is made of testaments old and new. You've been told it's just those two parts. Or only one if this is new to you.
(3) But to give you guys a mind refreshener. Gary of course as everyone knows is a Mormon. But in reality, he's a Christian just like me. Mormon is just a nickname. But MY version of Christianity and Mormons believe in the same things. Jesus died on the cross for all of us, family is important,
October 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
(3) But to give you guys a mind refreshener. Gary of course as everyone knows is a Mormon. But in reality, he's a Christian just like me. Mormon is just a nickname. But MY version of Christianity and Mormons believe in the same things. Jesus died on the cross for all of us, family is important,
Everybody's fighting with everyone, again.
October 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Everybody's fighting with everyone, again.
Jimmy's talking about leaving school. {In Andy's mind}:
September 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Jimmy's talking about leaving school. {In Andy's mind}:
Stan, this is the kid we're talking about. 📲:
September 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Stan, this is the kid we're talking about. 📲:
That's him. But... it's a miracle! He's alive! I'll proove it. Look over there. Kyle and Jimmy are having a conversation and that same kid is standing there. {Points him out}
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
That's him. But... it's a miracle! He's alive! I'll proove it. Look over there. Kyle and Jimmy are having a conversation and that same kid is standing there. {Points him out}
{Pulls out his phone} I found what he looks like. 📲:
September 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
{Pulls out his phone} I found what he looks like. 📲:
Ok. {Scrolls to the next photo} How about this? 📲:
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ok. {Scrolls to the next photo} How about this? 📲:
{Looks all over Coonstagram for dogs} Clyde, I have an idea. I found some dog photos i'll show you. Tell me if you spot your dog. First off, this? 📲:
September 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
{Looks all over Coonstagram for dogs} Clyde, I have an idea. I found some dog photos i'll show you. Tell me if you spot your dog. First off, this? 📲:
Here Butters. Try this. Get a cup of warm, NOT HOT water, drop two tablets in the water, let them dissolve and drink it.
September 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Here Butters. Try this. Get a cup of warm, NOT HOT water, drop two tablets in the water, let them dissolve and drink it.
{Butters walks in} "Hey Butters. Have a seat."
September 5, 2025 at 11:30 AM
{Butters walks in} "Hey Butters. Have a seat."
(6) little Mormon trick."🎶 Turn it off. {Everyone} Turn. It. Off. {Elder Thomas joins in} 🎶"My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer, the doctor said she still had 2 months more. I thought she had time so I got in line {Everyone} For the new phone at the Apple Store." {Soft music} "She laid there
July 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(6) little Mormon trick."🎶 Turn it off. {Everyone} Turn. It. Off. {Elder Thomas joins in} 🎶"My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer, the doctor said she still had 2 months more. I thought she had time so I got in line {Everyone} For the new phone at the Apple Store." {Soft music} "She laid there
(4) it off. Like a light switch just go "Bap." Really what's so hard about that?"🎶 Andy: Turn it off. {Andy and the Elders} "Turn it off." {Laughing} {Elder Church joins in} 🎶"When I was young, my dad would treat my mom real bad. Every time the Utah Jazz would lose. He'd started drinking and I
July 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(4) it off. Like a light switch just go "Bap." Really what's so hard about that?"🎶 Andy: Turn it off. {Andy and the Elders} "Turn it off." {Laughing} {Elder Church joins in} 🎶"When I was young, my dad would treat my mom real bad. Every time the Utah Jazz would lose. He'd started drinking and I
(3) in instead. {Soft Family Guy music plays} Like a light switch just go "click." It's a cool little Mormon trick. {Elders show up} We do it all the time. When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right, treat those pesky feelings like a reading light. {Elder Young joins in} "Turn
July 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(3) in instead. {Soft Family Guy music plays} Like a light switch just go "click." It's a cool little Mormon trick. {Elders show up} We do it all the time. When you're feeling certain feelings that just don't seem right, treat those pesky feelings like a reading light. {Elder Young joins in} "Turn
{After a long life or death fight, Andy and his team destroy the monster, saved South Park again, and defeated Detective Harris} SWEET VICTORY!
July 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
{After a long life or death fight, Andy and his team destroy the monster, saved South Park again, and defeated Detective Harris} SWEET VICTORY!