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Clyde Donovan
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What's up, bros? My name is Clyde Donovan and I'm the hottest kid in the fourth grade. Oh, and I also love tacos too.
Oh crap.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Dude, are you okay?
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Dude, are you okay?
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Butters, don’t say that. You know Andy does care a lot about you and always tries to help you do the right thing. Like how he helped me out.
December 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
[sighs] I know you weren't. All, I'm saying is that while Red was wrong for what she to Tweek, that doesn't mean you guys have to attack her back with piss-filled balloons. I'm just glad Tweek didn't tell anyone about it or else you're all gonna be in serious trouble.
December 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And I accept it. Seriously, you're starting to give me a headache right about now and I don't wanna argue about it any longer.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dude, that's not what I'm saying. You're just trying to escalate the situation again.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
No, I'm being serious. Once he snaps out of whatever PC Principal did to him, he'll explain it to us.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
...What?!
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Dude, what's Sophie gonna think if you and Butters ever declare another gender war on the girls?
December 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I know. All I tried to do was talk Butters and Scott out of what they did to Red, even if she did start this in the first place, but they just didn't wanna hear me or Andy out because they're THIS stuck in their own ways!
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jesus?
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Alright, fine. I've got better things to worry about than listening to you trying to antagonize Andy like that. [he walks away in a huff]
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Andy, there's no point in arguing with them if they're not gonna listen to whatever you have to say.
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Scott, can you and Butters just please listen to what Andy has to say for once? I'm sick of you guys always trying to make the conflict worse here.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Not much, it's just a small mountain town in Colorado. We used to have Mr. Hankey until he lost his marbles.
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good question, because I can't answer that either.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Scott, please don't make this worse.
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
[he starts crying and hugs Andy] I'm so sorry, Andy. I tried!
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Butters, please don't think about trying to commit suicide again. You've tried doing that several times before everytime this happens.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Trent Boyett, the Power-Christian prick.
December 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where?
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trust me buddy, it won't. I've know people far worse than Red.
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM