Cover_Shadow
@covershadow.bsky.social
I don't talk about my X
he/him | mostly bad takes on football and politics
he/him | mostly bad takes on football and politics
Trying not to be dramatic, but if your Christmas lighting features blue and/or green, get some help
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Trying not to be dramatic, but if your Christmas lighting features blue and/or green, get some help
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
Who remembers the guy on Reddit that claimed he had sex to this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwy...
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Who remembers the guy on Reddit that claimed he had sex to this song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwy...
Whenever people ask me what I do for fun, I don't know what to answer. This is why: I make 4.5 kg of lentil curry for fun.
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Whenever people ask me what I do for fun, I don't know what to answer. This is why: I make 4.5 kg of lentil curry for fun.
Militao, I thought you were Brazilian 😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Militao, I thought you were Brazilian 😭😭
Again, this shouldn't count. It was scored against Barca. That's unfair. No scoring allowed. Their goals should count for 2 though.
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Again, this shouldn't count. It was scored against Barca. That's unfair. No scoring allowed. Their goals should count for 2 though.
This goal shouldn't count as it was scored against Barca
October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This goal shouldn't count as it was scored against Barca
Can't win against the team that paid the refs 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
October 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Can't win against the team that paid the refs 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
I get unreasonably angry when I hear someone pronounce Louvre as the "loof"-part of "aloof". Then I remember the French are the ones that started the whole "nooo, you don't have to pronounce the last letters of a word, they're just there for the vibes"
October 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I get unreasonably angry when I hear someone pronounce Louvre as the "loof"-part of "aloof". Then I remember the French are the ones that started the whole "nooo, you don't have to pronounce the last letters of a word, they're just there for the vibes"
I just realized that I unironically walked around today looking like The Rock in this pic
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I just realized that I unironically walked around today looking like The Rock in this pic
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
HAPPENING NOW: A MASSIVE crowd of protesters flood the streets of San Diego for a “No Kings Day” rally showing their love for America and standing up against the corrupt fascist Trump administration. look how huge it is
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
HAPPENING NOW: A MASSIVE crowd of protesters flood the streets of San Diego for a “No Kings Day” rally showing their love for America and standing up against the corrupt fascist Trump administration. look how huge it is
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
Watch Live: #NoKings Chicago in Grant Park www.fox32chicago.com/news/no-king...
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Watch Live: #NoKings Chicago in Grant Park www.fox32chicago.com/news/no-king...
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC
October 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Happening now: Here’s a view of the “No Kings” protest in Washington, DC
Me from Saturday morning until Friday at noon: Fuck AI.
Me on a Friday after lunch: Hey, AI, take this incoherent ramblings and make it make sense, I have to finish this report
Me on a Friday after lunch: Hey, AI, take this incoherent ramblings and make it make sense, I have to finish this report
October 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Me from Saturday morning until Friday at noon: Fuck AI.
Me on a Friday after lunch: Hey, AI, take this incoherent ramblings and make it make sense, I have to finish this report
Me on a Friday after lunch: Hey, AI, take this incoherent ramblings and make it make sense, I have to finish this report
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
Is Stinky McStinkstink winning over the nation's noses?
Is hard-right streamer Nick Fuentes winning over women on the left? Writer Katherine Dee investigates www.gq.com/story/nick-f...
Is Nick Fuentes Winning Over Women on the Left?
There are the Tumblr “Nickstorians” and sincere fanfics. But are young, liberal, possibly irony-poisoned women fetishizing or even falling for the hard-right streamer with the “groyper” following? Wri...
www.gq.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Is Stinky McStinkstink winning over the nation's noses?
I replaced my phone's battery today and I gotta say, I just miss the old days when you could just take off the back cover and put a new one in. Fuck all these companies who took that from us.
Also, shoutout to ifixit 🥰
Also, shoutout to ifixit 🥰
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I replaced my phone's battery today and I gotta say, I just miss the old days when you could just take off the back cover and put a new one in. Fuck all these companies who took that from us.
Also, shoutout to ifixit 🥰
Also, shoutout to ifixit 🥰
Is this the result of too much or too little bullying?
October 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is this the result of too much or too little bullying?
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
Because SOLAR AND WIND more-than met the rise in global electricity demand in the first half of this year...
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Because SOLAR AND WIND more-than met the rise in global electricity demand in the first half of this year...
UPS, DPD, GLS, Hermes = trash
Je länger man hinschaut, desto schlimmer wird es. Der 7.10. ist kein Donnerstag, sondern ein Dienstag. Der 10.7. war ein Donnerstag, aber liegt in der Vergangenheit. Es gibt keine 17 Monate also muss die mittlere Zahl der Monat sein.
Je länger man hinschaut, desto schlimmer wird es. Der 7.10. ist kein Donnerstag, sondern ein Dienstag. Der 10.7. war ein Donnerstag, aber liegt in der Vergangenheit. Es gibt keine 17 Monate also muss die mittlere Zahl der Monat sein.
October 6, 2025 at 12:22 PM
UPS, DPD, GLS, Hermes = trash
Je länger man hinschaut, desto schlimmer wird es. Der 7.10. ist kein Donnerstag, sondern ein Dienstag. Der 10.7. war ein Donnerstag, aber liegt in der Vergangenheit. Es gibt keine 17 Monate also muss die mittlere Zahl der Monat sein.
Je länger man hinschaut, desto schlimmer wird es. Der 7.10. ist kein Donnerstag, sondern ein Dienstag. Der 10.7. war ein Donnerstag, aber liegt in der Vergangenheit. Es gibt keine 17 Monate also muss die mittlere Zahl der Monat sein.
Reposted by Cover_Shadow
📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
We are alarmed by reports that Germany is on the verge of a catastrophic about-face, reversing its longstanding and principled opposition to the EU’s Chat Control proposal which, if passed, could spell the end of the right to privacy in Europe. signal.org/blog/pdfs/ge...
signal.org
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
📣 Germany's close to reversing its opposition to mass surveillance & private message scanning, & backing the Chat Control bill. This could end private comms-& Signal-in the EU.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
Time's short and they're counting on obscurity: please let German politicians know how horrifying their reversal would be.
Ja, woher hast du gewusst, dass ich RENNrad fahre?
October 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ja, woher hast du gewusst, dass ich RENNrad fahre?