Cousin Squatch: Old Beast With Nothing to Prove 🏳️🌈
@cousinsquatch.bsky.social
50s, 5'11, 300-ish. Like any Sasquatch, some stories are true, others are horseshit cooked up to stir drama. Queer, neurodivergent, disabled, fresh out of fucks to give, but open to receiving from the right chub. Not a dad, just irresponsible. 🏴☠️👣
And a little video for those of you whose cranks get turned by it
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And a little video for those of you whose cranks get turned by it
Blue collar, working class Beast has a day off, and this piece of meat has been commanding my attention all day.
June 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Blue collar, working class Beast has a day off, and this piece of meat has been commanding my attention all day.
Maybe I'll get a cumshot up some time...
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Maybe I'll get a cumshot up some time...
Goddamn I need to blow my baby ballast...
April 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Goddamn I need to blow my baby ballast...
Jesus don't care. A big gorilla has to release. Ook ook ook ook....
April 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus don't care. A big gorilla has to release. Ook ook ook ook....
The yard can wait. Been edging all day. Don't want to stop
April 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The yard can wait. Been edging all day. Don't want to stop
There's always one way for an old Cryptid to have fun
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 AM
There's always one way for an old Cryptid to have fun