Cousin Squatch: Old Beast With Nothing to Prove 🏳️🌈
@cousinsquatch.bsky.social
50s, 5'11, 300-ish. Like any Sasquatch, some stories are true, others are horseshit cooked up to stir drama. Queer, neurodivergent, disabled, fresh out of fucks to give, but open to receiving from the right chub. Not a dad, just irresponsible. 🏴☠️👣
And a little video for those of you whose cranks get turned by it
August 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And a little video for those of you whose cranks get turned by it
Two or three times a year I have to stop and do maintenance on the stompers. I really wish someone would make a foot bath massager sized for American males LOL
August 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Two or three times a year I have to stop and do maintenance on the stompers. I really wish someone would make a foot bath massager sized for American males LOL
Blue collar, working class Beast has a day off, and this piece of meat has been commanding my attention all day.
June 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Blue collar, working class Beast has a day off, and this piece of meat has been commanding my attention all day.
Maybe I'll get a cumshot up some time...
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Maybe I'll get a cumshot up some time...
A little wind down for Sunday
April 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A little wind down for Sunday
Goddamn I need to blow my baby ballast...
April 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Goddamn I need to blow my baby ballast...
Jesus don't care. A big gorilla has to release. Ook ook ook ook....
April 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jesus don't care. A big gorilla has to release. Ook ook ook ook....
The yard can wait. Been edging all day. Don't want to stop
April 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The yard can wait. Been edging all day. Don't want to stop
I'm supposed to be in the yard doing work.
But Magilla and the boys have other ideas.
But Magilla and the boys have other ideas.
April 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm supposed to be in the yard doing work.
But Magilla and the boys have other ideas.
But Magilla and the boys have other ideas.
Proof that you can get a fat ass Sasquatch in the shower to clean up
February 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Proof that you can get a fat ass Sasquatch in the shower to clean up
Yeah, I should be studying SQL right now, but Magilla wants attention....
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Yeah, I should be studying SQL right now, but Magilla wants attention....
But this--right here.
This is the fantasy. Have someone completely get me under control, by whatever means necessary. Physical. Mental. Sasquatch in lockdown, fully restrained.
Think "frog in boiling water." I have no idea that it's happening until it's done. Then, no choice, no freedom.
This is the fantasy. Have someone completely get me under control, by whatever means necessary. Physical. Mental. Sasquatch in lockdown, fully restrained.
Think "frog in boiling water." I have no idea that it's happening until it's done. Then, no choice, no freedom.
January 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
But this--right here.
This is the fantasy. Have someone completely get me under control, by whatever means necessary. Physical. Mental. Sasquatch in lockdown, fully restrained.
Think "frog in boiling water." I have no idea that it's happening until it's done. Then, no choice, no freedom.
This is the fantasy. Have someone completely get me under control, by whatever means necessary. Physical. Mental. Sasquatch in lockdown, fully restrained.
Think "frog in boiling water." I have no idea that it's happening until it's done. Then, no choice, no freedom.
Sometimes, man... I want to just balloon up to like 350-400 pounds. Go out in pleasure......
January 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Sometimes, man... I want to just balloon up to like 350-400 pounds. Go out in pleasure......
Tell you what kiddo. How about just the tip? It'll only be a few seconds.
December 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Tell you what kiddo. How about just the tip? It'll only be a few seconds.
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ngl.link
December 15, 2024 at 11:36 PM
There's always one way for an old Cryptid to have fun
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 AM
There's always one way for an old Cryptid to have fun
Guess it's been a little while hasn't it?
December 7, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Guess it's been a little while hasn't it?
I'm fat.
I have a cock.
It's Friday.
I have a cock.
It's Friday.
November 2, 2024 at 1:17 AM
I'm fat.
I have a cock.
It's Friday.
I have a cock.
It's Friday.
Post work sasquatch
October 26, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Post work sasquatch
Here it's been a little while. Happy #TummyTuesday Have some belly and sasquatch cock...
October 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Here it's been a little while. Happy #TummyTuesday Have some belly and sasquatch cock...
Lest anyone have doubts, Magilla at full erection.
Ordinary condoms will not fit over him lol.
Ordinary condoms will not fit over him lol.
April 9, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Lest anyone have doubts, Magilla at full erection.
Ordinary condoms will not fit over him lol.
Ordinary condoms will not fit over him lol.
Best part of the day. Getting home, taking off the warehouse shoes, taking the socks off. Sweaty ripe Sasquatch feet.
April 9, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Best part of the day. Getting home, taking off the warehouse shoes, taking the socks off. Sweaty ripe Sasquatch feet.
I passed a IT certification exam as part of a larger career rebuild. Time to celebrate.
March 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I passed a IT certification exam as part of a larger career rebuild. Time to celebrate.